TSLA

TSLA with that retarded strength on a Friday morning

TSLA PLTR . Those 600 PE company only goes up .

Was feeling like shit all week Odte TSLA calls +2500$ In 1 hr , evening lads off I'm off to enjoy, got a music festival tonight and mother fucking Shaq is coming as a Dj 🐸 Happy Halloween regards I'll see u on Monday

Full ported TSLA puts but I dont have a good feeling about it

TSLA is basically a shitcoin at this point

the difference is too many people buy puts on tsla

TSLA YoY profit margin down 43%, sitting at 4.89% vs tech average of like 25% Tech company btw lmao

TSLA cult scares me. Not touching it for earnings play. 🥶

TSLA will go to zero one day

Buy those tsla puts i wanna see you burn

TSLA is gonna be the first 10 trillion dollar shrinking company with a 75000:1 forward P/E

TSLA is pumping and GOOGL drilling? the guy who called "logic does not apply to TSLA ticker" is a legend

Tsla up and down in two days like a meme stock

Glad I took my profit on TSLA short yesterday….wtf is this retard pump

TSLA will continue to fly since I just bought puts, you’re welcome bois 🥹

Tsla did well so my atm call went ITM. STC 1x TSLA 11/7 440c @19.5; 17.95 -> 19.5; 8.6% profit; BTO 2x TSLA 11/7 450c @14.2ea

I need TSLA at 232 before close I'll do anything

Clown market strikes again: TSLA and PLTR going up while GOOG and AMZN going down.

Difference is retail couldn’t log into their phone app to buy TSLA on margin back then We fuck 

TSLA isn't just a car company. They're being valued as an energy/storage company too now

I got META calls yesterday thinking it might pull a TSLA... nope. Pulled a NFLX instead. Damn you Zuck for wasting all that money on your shitty metaverse.

After 3 years of shorting TSLA, I purchased my first call option yesterday. 440 1DTE, sell at open or let it ride?

What's the best long to pair with a Tesla short? TSLA will pump as long as the market does, but it will lead on the way down

TSLA is still an overvalued POS

I dunno the meta ai in Facebook chat told me to buy tsla. That’s messed up.

Dude the guy with the $5 TSLA put might make bank if the shareholder meeting actually votes no to musks pay package and he fucks off. Imagine how red the cocks will be as TSLA falls to an automaker stock valuation

What's preventing big TSLA shareholders to buy ITM puts, and all agree to vote no to elon package? It's clear it will make the stock tanks,but it's a nice exit with big profit and guaranteed liquidity (for them).

This would allow me to reload my TSLA short.

Ideally NVDA 230 AMZN 275 GOOG 325 AAPL 300 TSM 350 ORCL 375 META 800 RDDT 300 TSLA 525

TSLA gap up opening at $470 tomorrow

TSLA

Hopefully y'all are positioned in TSLA because let's be real, donkey boy is gonna get a shot at the incentive. They'll keep the narrative going.....

Hood pushed tsla and meta out of mag 7 for avgo 😭😭😭

So, six of Magnificent 7 has hit All-Time-High; except TSLA. Buy TSLA now, 😂😂😂

TSLA options writers rich this month

Fuck tsla

AMZN is the new TSLA, no matter what you play you’ll get fucked

Results tomorrow: Amazon AMZN up 5%, APPL down 3%, NVDA down 1%, AMD down 2%, TSLA down 3%, QQQ down .4%. You're welcome

TSLA: Triple miss - TO THE MOON APPL: Double beat - CRATER

They should've used the TSLA method. Report shit earnings, promise things that won't get completed, profit.

TSLA would like to enter the competition.

I think i need both AAPL and AMZN to shit the bed together for my TSLA $430Ps to work - that's how regarded i am, i plan entire market collapsing for my positions to work out

TSLA pls fly again

TSLA 500 🫩 eow!

Double bottom on tsla. Calls!!!

TSLA 1/16/26 400P who's with me

TSLA should be $0 soon

When TSLA tax bill?

Any day the richest man in the world is missing some crumbs from his cake is a good day in my book. Fuck you TSLA