TSLA

today was the day to buy $tsla puts, but you bought too early probably

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/alldawgsgotoheaven2** bet **TSLA** goes from **392.36** to **420.0** before **17-Apr-2026 05:55 PM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 4 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

!banbet TSLA 420 2d

Tsla will be dead when all elons fanbois can buy spacex instead.

Meta TSLA and msft calls eh

Where MAGs are vs their ATHS META: 672 (ATH 796) NVDA: 198 (ATH 212) GOOGL: 336 (ATH 349) MSFT: 413 (ATH 555) AAPL: 266 (ATH 288) TSLA: 392 (ATH 498) AMZN: 247 (ATH 258)

My TSLA puts have been rolled out 3 times.  Now a 2x on the ones I'm holding now will only net me a 50% profit. I'm holding until earnings.  

Tsla had no business going up 30 bucks today

TSLA is the next ripper easy

TSLA being up 10x as much as SPY today is a war crime. *\*cries in TSLA ber*\*

When /r/stocks was having a TSLA bashathon like 10 days ago, I knew then the bottom was in.

I dont like tsla or elon But I like trading the stock because when it moves it fucking MOVES

TSLA haters r gggggey

TSLA 420 tomorrow Is not a meme

#Ban Bet Lost /u/cultdo made a bet that TSLA would go to 338.0 within **2 days** when it was 352.372 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

TSLA Call?

You’re right! I made a little money off TSLA today. I’m glad it’s nearing the usual range of $400. Just need the president to stop saying off the wall shit and I can go back to making money off TSLA regularly

Everyone is talking about SPY ATH, and no one is talking about the 150 bagger that was TSLA $390 calls 0DTE today. $.04 at open to $6.00 2 hours later.

Tsla is probably only always going to up even if there’s ww3

#Ban Bet Lost /u/TeslaLeafBlower made a bet that TSLA would go to 339.0 within **1 day** when it was 364.495 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 2 wins and 189 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

I hate TSLA so much right now

Valuation compression of growth stonks similar to TSLA. Bargain hunters trained by Buffett are jumping into MSFT right now.

I had TSLA calls, sold for 100% profit, it could have been 1000% profit.

Full port TSLA calls is making me so much money

I had $700 in tsla calls start of day that turned into over 20k I sold for like +$300, glad some dude profitted 19.5k

Amazing - TSLA up $30 in one day. Either everything is perfect or generational bag holders were just created.

Tsla up 8% because the market has been proved to be thoroughly retarded presumably 

$TSLA red eod would feed my chipotle today

everyone dislikes TSLA except the market, got it

Hi folks, this is your captain speaking. We are currently experiencing some turbulence, but the mission to Mars will resume shortly. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Praise Allah. -TSLA probably.

If there is a god, it will make TSLA suffer

In the wildest turnaround in history, tsla end the day red 

Breaking- I shorted TSLA and made $

TSLA ripping with other unprofitable tech stocks 😉

Whew scalped 3k on tsla puts that was stressful AF

TSLA killed me on puts this week but now it’s time to full port calls to get back the donations

RIP that TSLA bitch to 400

TSLA should announce pivot to AI, the stock will go 10x

Tsla such a great investment I’m going all in ! 

TSLA 420 and i retire

TSLA puts on sale?

Tsla is just an inside trading club atp

isn't it a screaming top signal when absolute trash like TSLA is up 7% for no reason? all the retards are fomoing in to all the retard stocks. this week has to be the top.

Nobody draws lines on charts anymore. I drew a line on TSLA and it looks like it hits 420 eod

Some whale placed a 15 mil call buy expiring this Friday on TSLA, wtf lol

Y'all remember when TSLA would constantly squeeze couple years ago? Ah, does it feel nice to be back

Go home, TSLA, you're drunk

Tsla ends the day red in tragic reversal 

How did I sleep tsla like that