TSLA

Imagine buying tsla stock right now 😂

Tsla is being used as a vehicle for spy rn lmao 

Jesus Christ why didn’t I buy TSLA 0dte calls

TSLA breaks out, META aimed for new highs and BIRD becomes the stock of the year

Holy fuck is TSLA going to 380

TSLA permabulls / Enron fans who were shorting it in shambles

Feels like TSLA is coiling for another gap up

lol TSLA. Is this like a rotation of squeezes. All of trumps buddies and donors get a turn? Shorts are probably burning this whole past week

The one stock that never deserves to be green in TSLA

Fuck. Tsla 375C crashed right while I was placing the sell order nooooooo.

I had like $20 free cash left yesterday afternoon and took a stab at 3 TSLA 395c expiring today on a whim. Those being kinda in play is hilarious.

TSLA?!

Let's do 5% TSLA

Bro WHAT is TSLA even ON

@guy who bought puts in TSLA, how’s that going so far?

Hahahaha ahhh maybe. I had a tsla put which was up by 4K. And I sold for 300

6200 on TSLA 2DTE Calls. Ill throw $800 at spy 0 DTE 700.

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 380.0 before 20-Apr-2026 02:45 PM -05

Fucking TSLA

TSLA is a magic company now. Pure vibes

WHAT is TSLA even on

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TSLA is a beast

Why tsla rocketing ?

From your lips to god’s phallus. God I wish TSLA would just shit the bed.

Damn sold tsla calls too soon. I missed where they cured cancer

The exit liquidity on tsla is going to be truly incredible 

tsla is literally mooning right now. I’ve never seen a stock go straight up like that

yeah imma buy tsla puts here. RIP

If I was a regard I’d be loading up on TSLA calls right now goddamn

I got TSLA call right now, and even I'm profitting

Tsla and msft being used to keep the market up while they sell all their calls on the indexes for huge profits. Incredible play

I had a dream that I bought TSLA 0dte’s and lost it all in seconds and I woke up so relieved

TSLA bers lol dumping 2.5M shares at open, ohhhh the pumpin

TSLA going to do an AAPL and defy the market

Is TSLA gonna dump today/overnight for the 5th Wednesday in a row?

TSLA Puts round 2 they won’t get me this time

Yeah imma buy TSLA puts

INTC is going to report the most dogshit numbers yet next Thursday AH and yet will still pump 10% AH. It is the new TSLA. Doesn't matter what numbers it reports, so long as there is global uncertainty in the world it will pump. I realistically see it going to 90 by mid May.

TSLA

SPY $800 tomorrow and TSLA at $450. For no reason. Just cuz

trying to find reasons or sources for why TSLA is pumping or dumping is a fool's errand, dont do it

Placed puts on tsla today, bull trend failing, weak performance relative to market, overall bear trend of a stock, strong selling by close. Nope, lets pump this fucker right before after hours close!

My tsla calls and making me so horny rn

When did news ever matter for TSLA

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TSLA 400 eod lol

TSLA 420 calls for 4/20 are still cheap at now .15 its a good fkn lotto ticket.

I‘m not dumb enough to bet against TSLA, but it still annoys me that it‘s still up there