TSLA

Why does TSLA moon? Why does a bear shit in the woods and then get shot by a high powered hunting rifle?

Sold more TSLA at 460 (cost 454.5, 455) and took profit, 😂

+4.77% account off GOOGL and TSLA 🥰🤌

my TSLA short position is getting obliterated

Elmo leaving TSLA would be a one in a lifetime short trade experience, lol

I swear I saw someone post about buying TSLA puts. I don’t think he realized thats the sign to buy TSLA calls.

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sold all TSLA calls and full ported into GOOG, thanks Elon it was a fun time. +9000$

Believe it or not TSLA leaps.

!banbet tsla -10% 7d

About now is when you get TSLA puts but then you gotta dump it quick once this drops back to like 450

4 more dollars on TSLA and I will regain my dignity 🙌

tsla is bonnie blue they keep paying even though it is bought buy millions

Elon will 100% get the pay package because everyone on that board knows TSLA is cooked without pumper in chief

What happened to that guy that shorted TSLA

TSLA is such a regarded stock

So what’s the TSLA news?

TSLA coming up to 459-461 supply zone.

Should I buy TSLA caluts?

anyone else TSLA bulls and bought and held from Friday and up bigly?

TsLa MaNiPuLaTeD RiGgEd Bro, shut up and buy calls

TSLA is fucking crazy lmfao

TSLA bear the kind of guy who orders virgin pina colada at the Irish pub LMAOOO

TSLA 5% gain on what?

Cantor Fitz raised TSLA from $355 to $510. LFG bois!

TSLA full on regard energy wtf

Puts on TSLA. Just saw a Chinese robot for $1700

Just shorted TSLA no way thats staying up.

TSLA: "Nobody is buying our $80k chrome dumpsters and our self driving peaked 2 years ago" Also TSLA: +5%

hammed GLD puts this morning and held TSLA calls from Friday LFG!

big IF as we've been saying today IF TSLA breaks and holds 456.50 going to 474

TSLA 100% manipulated.

I buy TSLA puts and it immediately rockets up $15. You're welcome Tesla bulls

Tsla to the moon gotta give the ceo 1 trillion

If I had a dollar every time a ber complains about TSLA I would have almost as much as I've made on TSLA...

held TSLA C friday and bought GLD puts this morning

TSLA can suck my ass

Why the fuck is TSLA up

TSLA at levels not seen since early October 2025

TSLA is best indicator of this market's absurdity

TSLA calls bought Friday on fire bought GLD puts when GLC 4019.5 failed looks like continued retracement for gld after insane runup.

It has now been 6 months since my dad texted me multiple articles that TSLA would be losing 40% of their income for the tax credit and the stock would tank and it is now +55% since

$TSLA will be at interstellar💫 levels by the end of November. Melon🍉 is playing his 420-dimensional chess♟ and everyone that's bearish🐻 is stuck in their plain old X, Y, and Z cartesian coordinate system. We're about to see the new Giga Quebec factory🏭 cranking out Cybertrucks faster than a Starship rocket could launch your mom into geosynchronous orbit🚀🚀. ALSO rumor has it battery day 🔋 in December is going to unveil a new plaid edition LiPo powered dildo that charges⚡ in 69 seconds AND comes with FSD (Full Self Dildoing) 🍆 and Cheetah mode. PLUS unlike companies in Gyna...cough cough BYD(eez nuts) 🥜...Easy E-Muskrat knows best how to run a capitalist business (aka cook the books 👨‍🍳📚).

got to clear and hold 456.50 TSLA for continue upside. still bullish over 450

TSLA wiling.

318 P/E for TSLA? How does a stock with that market cap remain speculative lmao. It's gotta be a back room circle jerk with black rock, ARKK, etc. right?

TSLA and NVDA green dildo holy shit

Sold tsla shares and calls for profits last Thursday …….yeaaah

Go fuk yourself TSLA

TSLA has entered X-games mode