TSLA

Tsla just discovered water on mars

Soooo.. TSLA pumps 3% and goes ATH on 0 news, on a red day, and people think this is completly justified, makes sense. This dude 100% grabbed dirt on people durin his time at DOGE

Tsla blew past 490 lol didnt even have to test that shit

!banbet TSLA 460 3d

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 465.0 before 20-Dec-2025 11:46 AM -05

The reason why TSLA only goes up all day every day is because normies on this sub can't afford the options premiums It's just hedge funds, algos, and trading desks slamming calls and gamma squeezing it all day with an un-said hand shake they are all going to work together and generate free money.

Well I'm doing it. TSLA puts time again lol

Imagine if TSLA actually sold cars, LOL It would’ve been at 1000 by now

!Banbet TSLA 450 1w

TSLA: no news, no catalysts, all crime

Lots of shit down from ATHs and TSLA makes a new ATH!? I'm gonna feel sick

I think this is where you short TSLA

Tsla is ruining me

Should I add more to my TSLA short? Or just give up and suck a dic?

Is bitcorn or TSLA the bigger scam of this generation?

Imagine thinking some kind of a generation dump is inbound in the short term when TSLA is pumping nonstop

Gold? Nah. Corn? Nah. TSLA? The new Flight to Safety...

I’ll be happy with TSLA 500 at close LOL

Last year around this time I lost so much money on TSLA and the only reason why I have any left today is because I stopped fucking around with it

I know $TSLA is the OG meme stock, but seriously wtf is going on. It's strong against the market going up and has had a lot of options flow recently.

TSLA fanboys would off themselves if they thought it would increase elmos net worth.

TSLA retard strength. The dump will be glorious

If you aren't buying 3-8 week TSLS or TSLZ calls, not a lot because it's a retard stock, but enough to try to catch the epic fall of TSLA you are a full blown retard. Even if you're buying calls or shares you should be.

Hey tsla bols whats the moon like this time of year?

Is every single person here short on TSLA, no wonder it keeps pumping

History would tell you this is the time to get TSLA puts (if history was written by someone on WSB)

!banbet TSLA $470 3d

Genuinely why is the market rotating out of tech but happily buying TSLA

People buying TSLA just wire your money to Elon and get over with it

All the Bears lining up on TSLA being Fuel for the Pump.

Bought some 500 Calls on TSLA so MM’s can now dump

I have purchased a single call of TSLA for science. Retesting my theory that it always will drop when I’m long.

Being a TSLA bull is so fun because you literally always get the last laugh (I’ve been holding for 10 years)

Tsla puts fucking my whole day up

TSLA to 600 it seems strongest stock in the market

If short selling was disabled for 10 days TSLA would drop bellow 100$. That shit is fueled purely by short liquidation lol

Trash often leads before big bullish rallies. Believe it or not, TSLA is a good sign.

Rotation from everything into TSLA

Why is TSLA popping off?

What on earth is this TSLA melt up lol

Elons Musk full porting into TSLA.

SEC doesnt exist anymore or why the fuck arnt they investigating this robbery (TSLA..)

I wish upon a star that I never traded TSLA stock in my whole entire life

# TSLA ripping while everything else gets rekt is just peak retardation

What the hell is the bull case for TSLA Mass psychosis?

No joke went to see how much TSLA is up and Ofcourse this is the article I see right below it on hood Tesla’s 29 Austin Robotaxis have crashed 8 times since June, as data suggests they perform much worse than human drivers

I can't wait for someone to actually investigate TSLA someday and find an *astounding* amount of financial crime

Tsla is exactly what is wrong with this market

TSLA is the one stock you do not short. I don’t care if it’s valued more than the entire solar system, you don’t buy puts on that shit.

TSLA bers lmfao