TSLA

Can't win a war with just AI, gonna need some meat puppets on the ground following the orders from the AI Overlords. TSLA 375c 04/02

Cmon TSLA pump 10% lil guy

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Found something better than alcohol, drugs, or livestreamed premarital bareback coitus- watching TSLA crater. unngghhhh

Might sell some MSFT and buy TSLA calls. It'll pop back quicker than everything except CVNA.

"TSLA is not a car company, here's my deeply analytical DD"

TSLA goes up if oil is high and goes up if oil goes low. Most manipulated stock in history.

Once again I need TSLA to 0 today

TSLA just hit a 20-day low at $380. That pattern has bounced 59% of the time in my backtests. Anyone buying this dip?

TSLA going to 0 with its punk ahh

TSLA stock price lower than when Elon bought $1B in shares, he should do it again today 🤑

#Fuck TSLA!

Bought my one lonely TSLA call at 2:40pm. I’ll see a spike that allows me to profit

I think I’ve unhinged shitpostsd enough, I hope I was able to make you guys laugh Goodnight WSB TSLA 385C

Not feeling too good about tomorrow for my TSLA calls

Not feeling too good about tomorrow for my TSLA puts

That's also why TSLA can't hold $400

I really hope TSLA can fly tomorrow so I can make a little scratch 😏

Tsla and spy calls, maybe get a good short on USO

Tsla calls for tomorrow because im regarded

TSLA is going sub 350, you heard it here first.

SNDK is the new TSLA

TSLA should be $47

##I see the market is rotating into the security of OTM TSLA calls and Bitcoin.

Holding TSLA calls 💔

no matter how much good news rivn gets, it never goes up. And no matter how much bad news tsla gets(not making cars anymore) the stock never goes down .... lol

TSLA reliably under 400 . End of an era

TSLA you are an EV company You should be mooning off the oil crisis

Every time I enter a TSLA position I get fkd .. EVERY TIME

Look at TSLA actually properly selling off alongside the market. Maybe the TSLA cult is finally realizing the sex robots aren't going to print money. Oh fuck, if the TSLA investors come back to reality, they'll start figuring out how overvalued the whole market is next!

tsla 387 eod

The NHTSA is probing Tsla, Tsla is probing my arse

Yo trump just got assassinated TSLA down -200%

Just when I thought TSLA couldn’t get any lower, it does. FUCK U

elon has officially lost money on his $1B TSLA buyback

Any reason tsla is down besides it's supposed to be or magic?

Well at least TSLA is down too. lol

Damn TSLA

Funny enough I just want TSLA to pump a little so I can get a better entry on puts LOL

Surely TSLA can’t go much lower… *checks their PE* 😳😳😳

It's quite refreshing to see TSLA act appropriately for once and have a decent drop when the market is blood red. The world is healing

Selling to close TSLA puts here. Nice.

sold my tsla puts at open like a bitch i'm so mad

TSLA calls it is

when in doubt, buy TSLA calls

Double bad news for TSLA with deliveries estimate cut down even further. NHTSA probe because their cars can’t drive in the rain. Instant +3% green candle at open

Tsla will be - 4.2

TSLA up 68% from 5 years ago. Your rage makes me want to buy it

If you bought TRASHLA 5 Years ago You would be RED today FUCK ELON FUCK TSLA