TSLA

TSLA @ 250 when?

Rumors are that Elon is gonna sell out of TSLA to focus on SpaceX. If true, TSLA is a lifetime short opportunity

Tsla holy shit

I was told TSLA breakout soon but it’s been red for 8 straight weeks

Tsla -3%, aapl -4%, meta -1%, msft -1%, spy "I'm good here"

insane gamblers in here betting on tsla $400

They laughed when I said tsla to 320…

Hate to say it but I think I'll close my shorts today. These dumbass markets are going to dead cat bounce again when he tacos. i guess we re-short after. Might leave just my TSLA short on. This circus is too unpredictable with this clown in charge.

TSLA is doing amazing. Just another $336 to go and it will hit its actual value. Keep it up big guy.

TSLA nonstop drilling to earths core, no bounce

TSLA bols, how you doing?

My TSLA puts are just printing money wow

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 400.0 before 08-Apr-2026 02:42 PM -05

Fuck these SPY puts, TSLA puts are the way

`Can’t wait till TSLA is at $20.

The only thing more satisfying than seeing TSLA drop is it to happen while you hold a short position

TSLA getting bent over the barrel every day now

plunge protection team seems to be propping everything but not TSLA

Tsla still dumping based on the jp Morgan article that they are overvalued....when everyone already knew they were overvalued....

The exit liquidity in TSLA is simply astonishing 

Looks like another hilarious day for TSLA investors

Time to buy the dip on NKE or is it a dud like TSLA?

Praise be to Allah! TSLA still red

Of all stocks I finally choose to die on the hill by... TSLA

Long volatility Short TSLA

$TSLA 370

$JPM saying sell $TSLA to get suckers to buy SpaceX

I‘m just mad that TSLA has the balls to be green. Everything of value will be handed off to spaceX, just fcking dump you pos.

TSLA puts still free money or done now?

#TSLA is going to 80 bucks IMO

TSLA put gains gave me the clarity to hold my spy puts the fries in the bag

!banbet tsla 338 1d

Where’s the dude who said TSLA 370 by tomorrow 😭😭 Check the dumpsters 😭😭

How could a good God allow such a TSLA valuation?

At least TSLA is tanking, tho

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 326.96459999999996 before 06-May-2026 08:10 AM -05

Tsla just dump 20% in a day already. The slow bleed is ridiculous. I want 1000% gains on my puts

TSLA 300 tmrw?

TSLA WAS ADDED TO S&P 500 TO BOOST ELONS NET WORTH. NOW THEY ARE TRYING TO FAST TRACK SPACEX INTO THE S&P BEFORE TSLA CRASHES AS THE PONZI REVEALS ITSELF AND THE MARKET TANKS. LOL

TSLA is great for puts, but it has a lot of sneaky bounces; tomorrow could be a last chance entry

I need Tsla to jump to 375 tomorrow

TSLA is not that profitable yet, maybe in a few years

I opened a put on tsla yesterday right before close expiring today. I was down about 95% and then broke even and got out! Could have held to a 200% gain!

TSLA should start paying a 1-2% dividend like the rest of the Mag 7.

Buying TSLA $500 1/2028 leaps… once spacex IPOs Elon is finna be unstoppable

TSLA swings about $30 almost every day yet when it crashes, people buy puts and screw themselves. It’s been swinging since 2024, you have to switch between puts and calls often.

Tsla getting a $145 price target and dropping 2.15% makes me feel ***aliiive***.

Everyone's still on their "die TSLA die" arc so there's a chance my calls will print tomorrow *Thomas Face*

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 326.96459999999996 before 06-May-2026 08:10 AM -05

#$TSLA BABY: TERAFAB ESTIMATED TO MAKE $800B REVENUE FY 2027