TSLA

lol tsla about to close green after that shitty ass er BUY CALLS ON ANYTHING

Why does 68 degrees F feel so different in the summer vs the winter. To whomever bought those TSLA puts I sold last week. Sorry Bro.

TSLA REEEEEEEEEEEEE

TSLA going to go flat and burn both calls/puts from that terrible ER

The gains on these TSLA calls would feel a lot better if it wasn’t just making up for the money I lost on puts this morning lol

TSLA hitting green today is insanity

TSLA is the most rigged stock of all time

Well the TSLA puts not working out so well fml

TSLA is going to go green because their robot does kung fu with Jared Leto. You can't beat that.

TSLA puts free money. Just teasing the sheep lmao.

TSLA going green seems more regarded than BYND going green

TSLA, I guess never bet against elmo

How did I not buy tsla calls this morning? Seems like such an obvious play 

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tsla actually gonna go green jeezus

TSLA $445 eod

The fact that there exist people who would rather buy TSLA than GOOGL right now frankly is astounding to me.

Fucking typical dude. I got TSLA CSP's yesterday before close, Tesla fucking shat the bed and I was looking at an 800 dollar loss. I see tesla pops a bit at open, I sell for about break even. Now tesla really popped and those CSP's are now up 800 bucks. FML dude. I just can't fucking win. And my stupid ass got into Ford CSP's now, watch me lose my ass because they can't make their fucking alumaduty trucks anymore and the earnings call is gonna suck. Fuck me.

I shorted TSLA and account is looking bad. Just gonna get high after work and stop being so invested in trading. I’m a failure

Just moved all in TSLA put spreads. Earning calls were a disaster, new promises without substance. The Hopium train will find a good stop in the next few months.

My first TSLA put, wish me luck

TSLA to 500 today

TSLA might actually be the most fully retarded stock of all time and will probably close the day green

I can't believe I entered TSLA calls today but that shit worked. Elon high in the call and shits still printing. We love a good druggie CEO. 😎

So ppl bought the dip on TSLA? ye ok

You just had to know TSLA would rally.

the after earnings pump after dump on TSLA and IBM is actually insane

TSLA to 500

$TSLA ChatGPT deal 30% pump in the next 5 minutes: Source: I like fairytales

So why is TSLA pumping 5% in not even 3 hours

TSLA and Meat race to see who turn from red to green first today. The more stable asset win.

lol musk really is a genius. He offers less every year and tsla still moons

TSLA 550 EOD

got some TSLA 420 puts, probably will lose money, ah oh well.

How is TSLA almost flat now?

TSLA to 500 lmao

I hate TSLA so much

BYND AND TSLA GREEN EOD 😂

TSLA is up wtf

Some of you aren't ready to hear this but BYND at $20 makes more sense than TSLA at $450 (both are regarded)

TSLA being held up by the powers that be at this point lol that company is currently is all smoke and mirrors

I thought with nflx and Tsla earning being shit we’d have a nice pullback. Welp now my call gains getting gaped.

TSLA will be ATH soon again. 🚀

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How tf is a TSLA 1DTE still so expensive

Buying few TSLA calls before it’s too late

tsla with the 12 dollar 1 hour god shrek candle LMAO

Switched from TSLA puts to calls. Fuck it

Tsla pumping today on shit earnings was kinda predictable still didn’t buy it though 🤣

TSLA going green