TSLA

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/AMCorBUST2021** bet **TSLA** goes from **438.95** to **430.17** before **30-Jan-2026 08:19 AM EST** Their record is 2 wins and 2 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

!banbet TSLA -2% 1d

2 things are going to happen at the open. People will start dumping the tsla to take some profits. And start buying the msft dip

To whomever bought my 9 short TSLA 2/20 puts. [Thank you for 10k <3](https://i.imgur.com/aFfDwJR.png)

TSLA mooning ah on declining revenue is the lolz I come here for. How much of the upcoming $20B capex is just going to be incinerated by xai to "train the robots"?

But he says money will be made obsolete… *Very insistent on receiving that trillion dollar pay package off TSLA, while already being close to 1T net worth.* Weird huh? Also: that stimmy money was just smoke up glazers asses

I could see TSLA selling off at open

Is this finally the moment to short TSLA???? I've been waiting patiently since April 2020

tsla is a cope selling company

I have TSLA too. 🥂

Same. I also have TSLA calls so hopefully those print

Tsla and nvda are extremely undervalued. All in to buy

These die today: TSLA, MSFT, GLD, SLV

I can feel it TSLA dumped at open

If we had never gone off the gold standard, $1 would be more valuable than the entire market cap of TSLA

Msft will go back up tomorrow, meta will climb, IBM will soar, tsla will drop and apple will be flat. So says my crystal ball

Also, there are a ton of companies at honestly insane valuations while currently not making a profit or hideously over leveraged. People just assume every company back then was a Pets .com level of meme. When fucking TSLA is one of the biggest companies in the world, there's a serious lack of self-awareness falling back on that talking point.

It's amazing that TSLA is up 101% since the beginning of 2023 while the revenue is down. https://preview.redd.it/rgolf1fmt7gg1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4084ec8bbcf42e6de036125643b2a0b30e8b38ea

Tsla dump pls

No TSLA flagship model for psychological anchoring.

Will TSLA calls get IV crushed?

I lost on MSFT but not on TSLA. Make it make sense

TSLA free cash flow in Q4 2025: Was actually $1.420 billion. Same as Q4 2022. Wtf lol

Think I'm going to buy some cheap ass Meta puts, Tsla puts, and Microsoft calls in the morning.  See what happens

Elon really tried to pass off that shit as a Roman salute after doing it twice Elon I know you're in here, you goof Go pay someone to play video games for you **TSLA 0**

TSLA will open red at -5%. Help me manifest it

The great TSLA scam continues. Shrinking “growth” company stops producing cars to pivot to robots.

xAI just smashed and grabbed $2,000,000,000 of TSLA shareholders’ money.  And they will applaud

What will TSLA rotate to next once these fuck ass robots go the same way as Model X/S? Musk should simplify his business model and just make a single robot that cashes government checks into his account

TSLA investors even seem to know in their hearts that this was an absolutely miserable quarterly report, but they're still determined to not let the shorters profit even if they burn more of their own cash in the process. You have to admire that determination.

So, when GLD gets a spot in the Mag 7, it should probably displace TSLA, right?

So TSLA going to be flat at open. After hours pump is definition of fake and gay.

TSLA buyers now remembering that just because Elon makes a million of his shit robots doesn't mean he's going to sell a million of them. Not to mention the risk of one just falling and crushing a child could destroy any profit.

TSLA EPS just keeps dropping LOL

TSLA is such a joke

A theta gang victory on TSLA earnings feels like a warcrime

TSLA already gave up all gains

TSLA, what a *retard* 🤣

TSLA capex spending nearly 2x what analysts expected and they’re shutting down a factory to make their sex robot which musk says is still in R&D phase how is this stock not -50% rn

TSLA DOESNT EVEN MAKE CARS ANYMORE TAKE THAT IN LOL

ofc i got msft calls and tsla puts only shiny rocks can save me now

So TSLA ending model X and S production is already priced in so the market says the price should go up? I have no clue how this market works. https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/28/tesla-ending-model-s-x-production.html

Besides TSLA is there anything actually over valued

What would posses anyone to hold TSLA shares at this time. Jfc

TSLA ditching cars for robots is peak bubble stuff. Surely this has to be the top of the stock, there is only so much grifting and lying Muskrat can do

TSLA gonna pump hard af tomorrow Welcome to post earnings hype Sponsored by Jack Daniel’s

I think my TSLA $450call is getting cybercucked

TSLA down tomorrow?

Wonder which stock will have juicier post earnings movement afterthe IV crush tomorrow: TSLA, MSFT, or META?

The future will be comprised of SNDK, GLD, SLV, and TSLA - nothing else 🤫