TSLA

How do you miss on both Adj EPS and Oper Income? Seriously! It was the company's best qtr because demand was pulled forward!!!!! $TSLA

TSLA will somehow end green tmr to save my calls right? right!

This is $TSLA's last positive quarter for at least 2-3 quarters and it still missed EPS😂

#you would think TSLA would pump on news 🍈 was going to solve poverty LMAO 🤌

Tsla back to October 16 levels

What's the Venn diagram of WSB people's BYND positions and TSLA positions look like?

Just wrapped up the TSLA earnings call; honestly feels like a game-changing quarter. TSLA’s about to pivot to >!deez nuttz!<

IBM & TSLA down, but not down enough. Expect a morning liquidation similar to today with a small reversal at some point. Holding UVXY and trying to add to my SDOW position but it keeps moving up. Tempted to buy SQQQ and SOXS but too risky, dip buyers are lurking.

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Is TSLA in the meme stock etf 

Bought the CRWV dip yesterday at 129.  Bought 5 more dips since and exited with tiny peenie profit today at 122.38 just about top ticked the afternoon pump.  Said to myself no greed no greed just gtfo.  Glad af that I did.  I can't handle this crazy nut job stock. It's worse than TSLA.  And yes I have been gaped by TSLA for years like a bad marriage and I am not interested in polygamy.

Seeing TSLA tank makes my dick hard

Tsla down 4.20% to $420.69 can’t make this shit up (ok $420.5 but close )

If Asia and Europe dump TSLA I will eat some Portuguese fusion ramen. 

Rlly thought Tsla was dropping 30% today.

Everything moving up except TSLA guhhhhhh

How is TSLA not dying with declining sales and half their margin going away with the ev credits? Crazy how many people believe Elons bs.

TSLA surely pumping tomorrow, only 37% drop in profits can't be as bad as some had feared....

Going to see how TSLA reacted, then I might flip my puts on F, hopefully a bit of increased IV before earnings so I can win no matter what?

Where do you get the balls to short TSLA earnings like that

TSLA X10 GO BRRRE

Was too afraid to buy TSLA puts 😡. Now next time I do they'll moon.

As a wise man once said, get 4 Colombian girls put them in a TSLA then go apple picking in Vermont

As soon as earnings ended Musk went to retweeting and I have notifications on for stock pump reasons back when his word meant something. I get a notification “Elon Musk just reposted: AN ILLEGAL MIGRANT PEDOPHILE…” RIP $TSLA slow burn to $100 where it has always belonged

TSLA going down after earnings is actually a bullish sign for the market. It's a sign of rationality.

My trader friend firmly believe TSLA will reach 500 before end of this year. I just loaded more at 425.

TSLA expanding the robotaxi app to include their sex bots. That's right, at night you can send your robots out to walk the streets for money, you don't care if it's wrong or if it is right!

Think about this… TSLA stock owners actually want to and routinely vote to pay this idiot *more* money, to their own detriment.

If Musk quit TSLA the company would be run so much better but the stock would be obliterated lol

Musk is starting to talk about his anti-democracy leanings in the earnings calls. Prepare anoos $TSLA call holders.

Fake meat investors shitting on Tsla longs is a bit on the nose 👃

They should get Jon Hamm to be CEO of TSLA. Would be so much better than the current dummy. At least his voice would be pleasant on the earnings calls.

TSLA is down less than 3% in postmarket despite these terrible earnings and call.  Last chance for the short of the century lads

Implied move on TSLA was 29 bucks. RIP options gamblers.

I’d rather own ENE at $100 than TSLA at any basis at all.

I’ve heard enough TSLA ATH EOW

So $TSLA isn’t just a overpriced and shitty car company? Calls at open.

Damn those earning numbers for TSLA are truly ass. And yet you’re still going to buy calls aren’t you

You all know tsla is going to end green tomorrow

Genuinely wondering what TSLA owners see in TSLA. There is absolutely no growth. Paying so much for a promise of robots and robotaxis is insane

!banbet TSLA 400 48h

TSLA under 418 or above 457 for me to be slightly profitable. -$2700 if it doesn’t work. 😬

My cousin is 100% in TSLA for years now. Whenever I mention diversifying he says musk will probably be the next president. How do people even fall into the musk cult he’s so unlikable

Well when you factor in a forward PE of unlimited money, then I guess TSLA is a bargain at any price! Wow, why didn't any of these other jackass CEOs think of making infinite money

TSLA on the 1 min chart is HILARIOUS

Elon: "Optimus will even spit on it" TSLA 750 EOW

!banbet TSLA 450 45h

“Optimus at scale is an infinite money glitch” TSLA 1000 EOY

Believe it or not TSLA calls tomorrow

I would rather own BYND at $100 basis than TSLA at a $450 basis.