TSLA

Sorry TSLA why are you up again this shit was ass

TSLA saving the market.

F this. Why is TSLA climbing back up?

Just imagine the SHORT SQUEEZE if TSLA partners with BYND

Why the hell is tsla bouncing??? Who is buying this crap??

Bought back more TSLA at 419, 420 and 421; no-brainer.

dear santa, the only thing i want for christmas is to watch every TSLA bull go bankrupt

If tsla is green tomorrow at opening I might just be a regard.

sam altman writing suicide looking at his top ai engineer in happiness because tsla is down

How much Ganja does Dan Ives smoke? Must be alot based on his outfits and opinions on TSLA

GM>TSLA

He wants TSLA to be a chip company lol. Jensen about to go show Elon his big green dick.

TSLA what a piece of shhhhhhhhhhhht

SPY barely moving when TSLA is -4% but if it was the other way around SPY shoots like a rocket

LMAO TSLA -4.20% and $420.69 ELMO WIN'S AGAIN

If ur a TSLA shareholder, how do you not sell rn?

NFLX -10%. IBM down 7. TSLA -4 (and more to come overnight). This earnings season will be a bitch.

sold my cccx and tsla, i was up 20k and got too cocky, not only up 8k and gonna take my profits lol any good stocks to put it in?

So years of overpromising and underdelivering and being ran by a retard who thinks he’s Ironman but has none of the flair and lost his influence in the WH leads to $TSLA pumping by premarket.

Well I was 10k deep in TSLA on TSLL, wonder if I can sell calls on it long enough to recover lol.

I was upset about my portfolio. But now I’m happy that it didn’t hold any TSLA

#HELLO, my name is CallsOrPutsYES, and I am here for the TSLA support group. It has been 3 years since my last TSLA call

lmao people acting -5% is the end of TSLA its just a regular Wednesday

Keep going TSLA. You have another $350 to go before you get to FMV.

tsla and my port are the same

Are my Tsla 390 weeklies gonna make any money at open?

Kick TSLA and bring INTC in the MAG7

TSLA keeps bouncing off 420.69. Coincidence?

#Yes! Fuck TSLA. Such a shitty company.

TSLA just fell through 420. This could get interesting.

# RUH ROH.... mELON SOUNDS PESSIMISTIC..... TSLA CASTRATION TMR 🩸🩸🩸

BYND and TSLA both down It’s the WSBpocalypse

If we get a “How is TSLA incorporating Quantum computing into their toasters” and Musk doesn’t answer stupidly everything will be fine. Super low energy today, this guy was basically the demagogue for futurism and making money on it. Long gone are the days of $TSLA pumping on bad earnings.

Expected move was 8-10%, still a long way to go down for TSLA.

Everyone buys calls and puts on TSLA. But nobody has single clue why is it tanking.

If TSLA breaks 420 could be a problem.

oh boy, TSLA 390s, here we come. Not easy being bol

TSLA better settle at $420.69

I’m gonna fuck the first tsla robot 🤖

Just saw TSLA drop to $420.69

$TSLA Treefiddy tmrw?

Is Gordon J finally gonna get his wish with $19 TSLA price target? 🤦🤣

I’d like to say reality has struck for TSLA. But that’d be foolish. Might as well full port 1 week out calls.

The classic TSLA dip post earnings, then a massive pump days/weeks following the dip after everyone forgets the actual financials

#tsla will solve world hunger by feeding you batteries LMAO 🤌

NFLX and TSLA, name a more iconic duo of dogshit wrapped in catshit companies 🤣

Clearly TSLA shareholders were expected a grok operated Optimus robot to enter the room during the shareholder call, rip out Elon’s heart, and fling it at the wall while declaring AGI had been achieved.

TSLA going to 0?

Tsla let’s have a walk down the hill

I need to see BYND level dumping from TSLA.