TSLA

Looks like TSLA first revenue beat in 3 years was the top signal

I just got FSD v14 update on my car and let me tell you it now parks faster than a human like the forward reverse action is so fast you don't have time to process it. You gotta try it before you think about shorting TSLA

TSLA has been incerating call buyers for 4 years now

tsla alway sucks. so glad i never bought calls on it ever

🖕 Tsla and its retarded ceo

TSLA should drop hard after this. Nonsense. And Musk is way past his prime. And no credits, LOL

If Elon just shut his fucking mouth TSLA would be $1000

Lolz. Fuck TSLA.

TSLA call isn’t so well received. Falling more during than prior.

MY LOTTO TSLA PUTS? DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME

Fuck TSLA straight tanking

$tsla nose dive

Finally a TSLA dump. Which one of his twenty kids does he go home and ignore. 

TSLA LMAO

#i tried to update my TSLA but was told I’m gey LMAO 🤌

TSLA = dookie

the days of Tsla popping on earnings ended in 2021

tsla not gonna go up. total theta crush

Listening to the TSLA stammering and stuttering is like walking on burning nails

musk mentioned "AI" TSLA 470 EOW

Jesus even the TSLA investor relations guy is stammering and stuttering, must be contagious

tsla is down $ 6 thats it chill

Tsla

If my lotto TSLA puts hit, I promise I’ll buy a couple of beyond burgers to help the regards out.

TSLA flat by open ain’t it?

TSLA vs BYND vs BTC which will dump more tonight?

So I said earlier that TSLA would miss, and Elon would say, bots everywhere bro, and pump it back. Tomorrow opens green, but it's a trap. 👌🏾

All the analysts I follow have TSLA at neutral or sell, and they all agree it should trade between $250 and $341. None have a reason for why the valuation is unconnected to past, current, or projected inter-stellar financial performance for all real and/or imaginary future products.

We like TSLA at $100 - in line with a mature automotive market cap

It's sad that TSLA fanbois make it impossible to tell one way or another.

Ok buy why Everybody has robots and self driving cars. Seriously. Do people think tsla has some kind of edge or moat on robots/fsd?

TSLA miss, again. Proceeds to stay flat while BTC dumps instead. Stonks.

15 minutes until tsla gets even or even worse

Just wait till 🍈 starts talking TSLA 🚀🚀🚀🚀

TSLA +13% in about 45 min when we get the latest round of ~~bullshit~~ optimistic outlooks!

another tsla snoozer

TSLA implied votality is suppose to be 8.5% it’s only down 1.70% 🤬🤬🤬

You are highly regarded for buying the TSLA DIP

My fault, bros. I bought in to the iMpRoVeD DeLiVerY NuMbeRs and bought a TSLA call expecting an earnings jump.

>CNN: TSLA ANNOUNCES PARTNERSHIP WITH CVNA TO DEVELOP CIRCULAR VEHICLE SALES MODEL POWERED BY GROK AI

Are there any bets on how high Musk will sound on the TSLA earnings call?

UBS maintains TSLA sell rating: U’ll Be Sorry!

When will you guys realize that bad news = stock uppies for TSLA. Wouldnt be surprised if tsla gets bought up tomorrow based off "oh it wasnt as bad as i thought"

this is the most boring tsla earnings ever 

TSLA: "Operating profit fell 40% to $1.624 billion from a year ago." Doesn't seem good? I recall some concept about relating a P/E ration to the rate of earnings growth. Ehhhh, too old-fashioned I suppose.

TSLA 500 by open tomorrow because retards.

Which is funnier, people recently buying gold at 4300 or buying TSLA at 450? I guess one of them is actually valuable.

The only way to save both Tesla and Beyond Meat bulls if Musk announces the partnership between TSLA and BYND during the earnings calls. “Beat your meat while our robotaxi takes you home” “Beat your meat while Tesla drives you home”

confused so tsla records unreal revenues but misses profitability? so wtf we staying flat?

TSLA gonna rocket (I have puts)