TSLA

Why is TSLA green lmao 

Mango 2 has been such an insanely wild ride that we don't even talk about TSLA anymore

The stock we aren’t supposed to talk about is posting better earnings per share than TSLA lol

TSLA?

MSFT almost at 20PE and TSLA cant drop below 350PE this market is a fuckin joke

Imagine owning tsla . You don’t even get Ai exposure. Elon broke off all the good companies into separate entities.  Tsla is an overpriced car company now. Have fun baggies 

lmao.. TSLA is the only Mag 7 in the green, the rest of the Bag 6 are in red. What irony..

!banbet TSLA -6% 2w

I love how TSLA is +1,2% at 360PE and MSFT -2,5% at 23PE This show how regard this market is these days

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!banbet tsla -2% 1d

You had a plethora of stocks to choose from, an absolute plethora but of that plethora you chose TSLA the only stock that is green in the entire plethora.

Why TSLA is up? they are declining car business , they won't be a leader on robotics, nor on self driving... gezz.

Y Tsla so ghey

Market rotating into the safe bastion value play that is TSLA

Tsla green per usual lol

SEC needs to investigate TSLA stock. This can't be real

Hurry and dump TSLA

Tsla 400 EOD

#tsla is a beacon of hope in a sea of red

TSLA must be shorting MSFT

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 390.0 before 24-Mar-2026 12:57 PM -05

MSFT TSLA META DJT JPM COIN What other stocks did the Epstein ETF?

TSLA is the safe haven. TSLA is the tenbagger. Everyone will be buying EVs

Why is TSLA up again wtf

I can't believe people are still buying TSLA. Does Elon have to overdose on a livestream before people will sell

TSLA remaining green is fucking hilarious to me.

tsla holding up the market, don't be scared

MSFT's fall has been crazy. Every time I think it's bottomed it just falls farther. Meanwhile fucking TSLA is up again.

I never thought I'd watch MSFT die before TSLA

TSLA, no one believes in your bullshit anymore.

why does tsla have to be up

TSLA doing one last, “yoo-hoo, boyz. Look over here” before it takes a few more bulls to pound town

Only our beloved value stock TSLA is green. Best market ever

elons algo manipulation with borrowed money based on tsla shares.... circle jerk

TSLA up because European car sales are up. So when TSLA is a car company and there's good news, it goes up. When TSLA has bad car news, it's a robotics and AI company and it goes up.

Every time I open a TSLA position, my butt gets itchy for some reason.

I bought TSLA puts, you’re welcome lol

TSLA has a PE ratio of 354

TSLA is the toxic girlfriend Wall Street just can't quit, except they're not even getting good sex out of it because Elon won't deliver the fucking sex robots.

TSLA undervalued lmfao

Nvda and Tsla are extremely undervalued right now. All in to buy?

3DTE Puts on TSLA or 0DTE Puts on SPY? 🤔

Today I learned from twitter that Tesla is going to disrupt ASML and TSMC with it's chip business. The narrative always has to change now that TSLA is behind the competition in humanoid robots and self-driving cars 🫠

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 390.0 before 24-Mar-2026 12:57 PM -05

So.. Anyone else thinking TSLA is in trouble with a court loss and the questionable IPO? Is it time for the dump?

There were some nice deals, lol. Let's see if they pay out. (I got a few nice TSLA Puts for the number on that trial he just lost)

on tsla yes

gonna need TSLA to get itself back down to the 360 level

So is TSLA just a call on the SPY now? LOL