TSLA

So if TSLA earnings are this bad with sales pulled forward to take advantage of the expiring tax credit, how bad are their earnings going to be next quarter?

TSLA bulls, these results are with sales pulled forward to take advantage of the tax credit….which no longer exists…..idiots

Watch TSLA be +14% in the morning

If you buy a TSLA share your broker should mail you a complimentary helmet

I didn’t buy a TSLA for $30k so why would I buy one now for $35k? TSLA forward guidance is gonna be about everything *besides* Tesla Druggy decided to roast the head of NASA yesterday and it was all over the news. I’m sure him insulting the person who gives SpaceX contracts won’t have any repercussions. RKLB $200 2026

Any chance tsla opens at 500?

The market suddenly care about TSLA profit lol

TSLA 5-10% drop would be lovely

Why did TSLA have so much more free cash flow than expected?

TSLA with a NFLX-like drop would feed families

Tsla going to V as soon as musk speaks

So NFLX and TSLA similar crap earnings but TSLA only down 2% and NFLX took 10% beating 

Tsla can’t go down

TSLA to cancel robots and instead use apes, since they blindly follow leaders commands

Shhhh TSLA bulls shhhh it's ok it will be over soon. Just let it go. 

#everybody focused on TSLA but missing out on QS LMAO 🤌

TSLA going to announce new soy meat division to pump the stock price

Dogshit ER by TSLA. I wonder how much they’ll rally tomorrow.

Got more TSLA around 432.5, one more pump.

Is -2.35% considered "flat" for TSLA?

Is TSLA just BYND for non regards?

TSLA ultimate regard strength

stupid tsla 🤡🤡🤡 bools

Going to LMFAO once TSLA opens at 438.97 tomorrow

My TSLA condor is a roasted

tsla did not crash win for bulls

TSLA open by open

No one ever bought tsla for good earnings 😂😂

Elon is going to persuade the Utility sectors to buy his batteries pack and "suggest" all household to have 1 backup TSLA battery for "emergencies". That way he can monopolize the battery market. So he can keep his stock alive lol..

Regards be like: Bullish for TSLA, it could have also been a -100000000% drop, so thats a profit beat

TSLA will recover overnight if not in the next hour

TSLA not dropping enough. Green by open

Bought back TSLA around 433 and 433.5, one more pump.

DIE TSLA

tsla should get into the vegan substitute meat market

Puts on TSLA tomorrow?

Wowzers. Elon really is an amazing genius. Record revenue !!! He figured out the GROCERY store model! Make a tiny margin to unlock big masculine alpha male revenue. He's so smart. Tsla to 4.20$

TSLA will V, just need Elon to promise robot AI happy ending massages with every tesla purchase.

how to bullshit in an earnings call. TSLA does it better than anyone else.

IBM, TSLA and NFLX lol 📉📉📉

Would it be safe to buy TSLA puts tomorrow at open?

TSLA lmao

Huh tsla under 400 at open tmrw?

TSLA stock is based on promises (that Elon delays every year while competition catches up)

Not a good report for TSLA even if they met earnings

Tsla gunna open at 500 isn’t it

TSLA: Bad Earnings? -1% IBM: Good Earnings? -5%

!banbet $TSLA $450 2D

Eating my BYND burger in my TSLA right now to trigger the baggies

This is the highest TSLA will ever be