TSLA

Genuinely wondering what TSLA owners see in TSLA. There is absolutely no growth. Paying so much for a promise of robots and robotaxis is insane

!banbet TSLA 400 48h

TSLA under 418 or above 457 for me to be slightly profitable. -$2700 if it doesn’t work. 😬

My cousin is 100% in TSLA for years now. Whenever I mention diversifying he says musk will probably be the next president. How do people even fall into the musk cult he’s so unlikable

Well when you factor in a forward PE of unlimited money, then I guess TSLA is a bargain at any price! Wow, why didn't any of these other jackass CEOs think of making infinite money

TSLA on the 1 min chart is HILARIOUS

Elon: "Optimus will even spit on it" TSLA 750 EOW

!banbet TSLA 450 45h

“Optimus at scale is an infinite money glitch” TSLA 1000 EOY

Believe it or not TSLA calls tomorrow

I would rather own BYND at $100 basis than TSLA at a $450 basis.

Sorry TSLA why are you up again this shit was ass

TSLA saving the market.

F this. Why is TSLA climbing back up?

Just imagine the SHORT SQUEEZE if TSLA partners with BYND

Why the hell is tsla bouncing??? Who is buying this crap??

Bought back more TSLA at 419, 420 and 421; no-brainer.

dear santa, the only thing i want for christmas is to watch every TSLA bull go bankrupt

If tsla is green tomorrow at opening I might just be a regard.

sam altman writing suicide looking at his top ai engineer in happiness because tsla is down

How much Ganja does Dan Ives smoke? Must be alot based on his outfits and opinions on TSLA

GM>TSLA

He wants TSLA to be a chip company lol. Jensen about to go show Elon his big green dick.

TSLA what a piece of shhhhhhhhhhhht

SPY barely moving when TSLA is -4% but if it was the other way around SPY shoots like a rocket

LMAO TSLA -4.20% and $420.69 ELMO WIN'S AGAIN

If ur a TSLA shareholder, how do you not sell rn?

NFLX -10%. IBM down 7. TSLA -4 (and more to come overnight). This earnings season will be a bitch.

sold my cccx and tsla, i was up 20k and got too cocky, not only up 8k and gonna take my profits lol any good stocks to put it in?

So years of overpromising and underdelivering and being ran by a retard who thinks he’s Ironman but has none of the flair and lost his influence in the WH leads to $TSLA pumping by premarket.

Well I was 10k deep in TSLA on TSLL, wonder if I can sell calls on it long enough to recover lol.

I was upset about my portfolio. But now I’m happy that it didn’t hold any TSLA

#HELLO, my name is CallsOrPutsYES, and I am here for the TSLA support group. It has been 3 years since my last TSLA call

lmao people acting -5% is the end of TSLA its just a regular Wednesday

Keep going TSLA. You have another $350 to go before you get to FMV.

tsla and my port are the same

Are my Tsla 390 weeklies gonna make any money at open?

Kick TSLA and bring INTC in the MAG7

TSLA keeps bouncing off 420.69. Coincidence?

#Yes! Fuck TSLA. Such a shitty company.

TSLA just fell through 420. This could get interesting.

# RUH ROH.... mELON SOUNDS PESSIMISTIC..... TSLA CASTRATION TMR 🩸🩸🩸

BYND and TSLA both down It’s the WSBpocalypse

If we get a “How is TSLA incorporating Quantum computing into their toasters” and Musk doesn’t answer stupidly everything will be fine. Super low energy today, this guy was basically the demagogue for futurism and making money on it. Long gone are the days of $TSLA pumping on bad earnings.

Expected move was 8-10%, still a long way to go down for TSLA.

Everyone buys calls and puts on TSLA. But nobody has single clue why is it tanking.

If TSLA breaks 420 could be a problem.

oh boy, TSLA 390s, here we come. Not easy being bol

TSLA better settle at $420.69

I’m gonna fuck the first tsla robot 🤖