TSLA

who said TSLA ? clever shit

good stuff tsla

Goodbye TSLA

Can tsla please tank soon? This should sideways crap you is useless and annoying.

Tsla does it again

Hm maybe some Tsla puts

Just let tsla and spcx have one of those big dumps. It'll feel so good afterwards.

tsla n meta are like abusive exes and I break all my rules to fuck around with them

okay I can understand meta ad money but tsla makes zero sense ever I don't know I keep fucking around with it

Tsla you never fail me. Even after I lose all my profits on other stocks. I come back to you and you bring me hope. Back to a winning trade

TSLA trying to larp as a flight to safety again.

tsla trying to prop up spcx

Tsla up a percent in a refresh

Damn I should’ve bought that Tsla dip

Damn Tsla lmao

Rotation to TSLA and memory

the only reason TSLA has been going up is bc of the mid term. TSLA has no catalyst. Don't let the stupid cab project fool u.

Apple reportedly accepting 30-40% price increases next year from Samsung. $MU still sitting just north of $900 is absurd Don't overthink it. Earnings end of this month. Set it and forget it with $MU til then. About to go on a run, whether it waits until next week or happens this week it's coming. Long calls $TSLA $INTC $ASTS $LITE

Every time an TSLA driving 🍈 cock rider brings up oil prices on Reddit, Jean-Claude Van Damme kicks a nun right in the 🅱️ussy.

ELON MIGHT BUY MORE $TSLA SHARES

Somebody dropped 30 million on June 2027 TSLA puts today

TSLA looking bearish. But knowing TSLA, Elon will tweet a picture of himself holding a toaster and then TSLA +7.69420% tomorrow

TSLA shorts gonna print

TSLA puts on that rally were free btw

TSLA 0dte hits like crack

Tsla priming for a big day tomorrow

Ok guys Tsla calls for a little scalping

Tsla looks to finally be breakout out of the uptrend. -6/7% day if so

Wtf did TSLA just do LMAO 🤌

Market has to dip further if shit like TSLA still pumping.

Tsla and nvda are extremely overvalued right now. All in to buy put is free money 💰

TSLA is such a joke

Why didn’t I buy Tsla calls

Ah yes, look at that flight to known defensive stock, tsla.

Hm meta puts or Tsla calls

I don't get CAT being down so much. Is there a counter-tariff against it from somewhere? lol at TSLA sucking sand!

oil ber just got ur girl a tsla bro.

hey tsla baby can you like sweep the lows below 352 pls thanks

According to recent leaks, TSLA Roadster will have no side mirrors. This is just one of the many changes to come.

SHORT $TSLA

SHORT $TSLA

MU and SKHY with a product that are in huge demand - Bounced around everyday like a hooker though 30 PE TSLA with shit products that nobody wants - 300000 PE

Betting against MSTR is dicey. Like TSLA or PLTR - Cult stocks can fk you good.

tsla is gonna be the only winner with oil going this way

I'd say it's 0.2 a tsla of overvalued. Since it is actually growing, it at least as a justification for a high P/E but it's still way higher than it should be.

!banbet TSLA 390 24h

What's the Q3 $TSLA earnings call pump strategy? 🤔 FSD 15 FSD 14 Lite for S and X Cybercab on schedule to sell by end of year Cybercab in more cities Unsupervised FSD end of next year eta 1,000,000 Cybercabs by end of next year Roadster Demo Semi news Optimus news SpaceX merger

I am all in on TSLA 2x stock and also bought some on margin. Is this the way to get rich?

Hope ur right. My autism led me to full port tsla calls on friday 9/18 and 10/16 multileg

My family buying teslas cause they cant handle the diesel prices anymore, tsla calls