TSLA

I need TSLA to 350 end of week please

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 431.5313313 before 05-Mar-2026 10:33 PM -05

I’m kinda regretting these TSLA puts bought at close….

My rotation from shiny rocks into stocks did not go as well as premarket was saying. Overall it was still a good day, but more because of stock buying than shiny rock selling. I still have bullets, but I will probably wait before firing. If TSLA goes up, I'll increase the size of my TSLA short. If market goes down, I'll increase the size of my Index position (shares + calls). If neither happens, I'll make money.

TSLA has legit bounced off of $390 five times in the past 30 days

TSLA is red today, which makes a lot of sense if you think about it less oil = more electric sales -> which is actually bearish for them

TSLA turning green must be triggering for some

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!banbet TSLA 385 1d

TSLA back to 400 wowee

Let me close my tsla calls in peace

World on fire => TSLA pumpin', of course, what else

Nobody knows how yet, but TSLA is probably the biggest winner of everything going on and will probably pump

This is getting ridiculous! SPY fucking wont go down the fucker is at 680, dropping all the way to the price it was....one week ago? Can we actually get a decline on the index? I've been waiting since July and there legit has been no pull back...I thought 630 was super high. TSLA still has like a 300 PE ratio and nobody cares, its embarrassing.

The last chance for TSLA to rip is to let Optimus put boots on Iranian soil.

TSLA crashing due to a situation that threatens oil supply chains is pretty funny

absolutely hilarious looking at the megacap financials PE - 32 28 31 37 25 ... TSLA 375 net income 120B 117B 130B 78B 60B .... TSLA 3B EPS growth - +60% +30% +25% +29% ... TSLA -47%

Relapsed on liquor just before the weekend, 16 beers and two orders of sashimi later, I put 6000 dollars on short term tsla puts 400 strike price. Iran war erupts next morning. First time doing options. In 3 hours we find out if God wants me to drink

Tsla should be down more

Nvda down 0.8% and tsla down 1.9%

But will TSLA break $390 on its 5th attempt this month

If oil is jumping sorta wish TSLA was still an EV company

Believe it or not, TSLA calls have the best chance

If you think TSLA is not hitting 500 this year then you are seriously regarded. They're going to pump it to ATH and beyond

🍈 will probably make an announcement that TSLA is starting a new division to build a pipeline through space from the Gulf. Up and running by this summer. TSLA will tally 30%

I know TSLA is gonna go up the fact oil prices are up means more sell of Tesla cars, but we know this shit is rigged so it’s gonna tank 🤡🤡🤡

My Tsla weekly calls are printing tmr

SPY -5%, TSLA be like: im gonna be +2% up at the End.

tsla calls over here

Elmo's gonna say TSLA is now a missile defense company

TSLA up 5% tomorrow just because...

If TSLA can rip a -7% this week I can retire my gambling habit forever

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These strikes in the middle east are obviously bullish for TSLA

Will TSLA open at magic marijuana number 🫣

TSLA might actually crater to sub $300 with the Space X IPO

🇮🇷 liberation day sale on Monday NVDA 150 GOOG 250 AMZN 200 MSFT 20 TSLA 500

My tsla calls 😭

How long before I can lose money buying puts on SpaceX, an overrated garbage company, like I do on the other overpriced garbage TSLA?

rolling with TSLA over here

SpaceX worth more than TSLA 🤣

Fucking trash like CRWV having a better ytd than mags (fuck TSLA) is insulting

SPX flips and TSLA calls

still thinking about TeslaLeafBlower's 2 win to 184 loss banbet record on TSLA

TSLA calls are free money

TSLA will retardedly rise next week for no reason

TSLA TO FUCKING ZERO

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 359.8794 before 09-Mar-2026 06:03 PM -05

TSLA gonna go back to 407 isn't it