TSLA

I'm pretty sure that Elon has slush funds set up to purchase TSLA at key moments to pump the stock. He basically borrowed money from banks using the stock as collateral, props up the stock using that money to be able to borrow more. It's his own pyramid scheme

How does literally every single dip get bought up for TSLA

I love how TSLA pumps off of bad news

TSLA pos, can't go under $400 convincingly smh

Cmon TSLA with that regard strength

TSLA is pumping…. Because?

How the fuck does TSLA manage to reverse every god damn dip…

Might buy TSLA calls at close idk market is retarded

I need to put a TSLA trading restriction on my account. Not sure why I keep trying to short this thing…

TSLA is just absolutely bombproof lol.  Just printing off of AI memes and science fiction lol.

Asinine behavior by tsla

How much money do TSLA bulls have?

Lol. especially Tsla

aight fuck this. I'll hold the TSLA puts because fuck them but dumping everything else before my hands get burned

Tsla and nvda are extremely undervalued right now. All in to buy the dip

Maybe TSLA puts weren’t the play. Elons fanboys are taking loans out to keep this shit from going sub 400

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Lmao TSLA has buyers no matter how terrible the news is. We could set off a nuke tomorrow and it’d still find a way to recover

TSLA?

TSLA do that thing where you pump to 410 becauase I dared to buy puts at open

All I'm asking today is for TSLA to not have retard strength and pump

Happened on both NVDA and TSLA, must have been the wind

TSLA still holding

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TSLA could pump if they just got rid of the legacy car biz. Announce some layoffs, split it off, probably end up in the 600s

TSLA should be down much, much further given the recent index moves.

Random lotto trade: TSLA calls, they might hit just because

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Market treats NVDA like TSLA should be treated and treats TSLA like NVDA should be treated.

Sold my TSLA puts at 100% gain, gl boys

I shit you not, the moment I bought TSLA 402.5 calls it spiked up. Lol

The year is 2035. The mag7 have a PE of 6 as their annual revenues are each over a trillion but stock price growth has underperformed checkings accounts (TSLA excluded due to revenue of 17 million and PE now at 234,000). WMT is a 150 trillion dollar company.

I was swing trading TSLA 438-465. Then one time I went all in and November happened.

I need to stop trying to short TSLA. This stock is completely irrational

TSLA deserves a -$200 With all the bad news, this pump of $410 is just nonsense Saw people around me saying "have you seen the rocket? TSLA is just insanely brilliant", this is what this regarded stock is meaning

Elon working fucking overtime to keep TSLA propped up

Who the FUCK is buying TSLA….

What organized crime could a trillion dollar public company be a front for? Isn't the stock price just a reflection of people FOMO-ing to greater and greater promises tsla keeps making.

How does TSLA always somehow get bought up dude

True but also the market is really stupid sometimes (see TSLA, MSTR, all the bullshit quantum tickers, CVNA, etc.)

Enjoy your loser, barely profitable NVDA... I'll sleep easy holding TSLA. You know they're going to make robots someday and they have self driving cars that have a driver in them. Two different things you can have sex with.

Who and how the fck is somebody still buying TSLA?

**This market is so regarded.** I have no active long positions in NVDA, but the fact it’s selling after *THAT* ER when a POS like TSLA pumps with bullshit, vibes and lies is absolutely *insane*

lol TSLA