TSLA

# BRACE YOURSELVES # TSLA 485 TODAY

TSLA 500 EOW

Imagine walking into a casino where every game is rigged and the house tells you how to win every hand - this is the exact same thing as buying TSLA calls every single day

If companies like TSLA are gonna be at $2 trillion market cap and sucking in all this capital on vague promises, where is the actual growth gonna come from?

Elon just needs to work on PR. If TSLA becomes retails baby, this shit is gna pump to 1k overnight. Elon is way too unlikeable.

Love watching tsla gain 2% in 15 minutes.

Who gave TSLA bers hope at open ??? so cruel

Lmao TSLA $10 pump in 10 mins

One thing I’ve learned is to never bet against TSLA a week before Christmas ever

How are your TSLA shorts doing?

I need TSLA to hit $900 before eoy

Thanks wasn't a ton 500. TSLA too scary to go big lol

And TSLA is green 🤣

# TSLA $500 END OF WEEK

Elon gonna bankrupt every TSLA ber.

Is SpaceX IPO bullish or bearish for TSLA?

I bought a tsla put at open. It should go up at least $15 today if history is any guide.

My end of year price target for TSLA is $900.

It pump because of SpaceX. A few months back Elon did say that people who have TSLA stock will be able to buy SpaceX stock when it IPO but they need to vot e yes for his $1T pay package. So I think people buy TSLA so they can get their hands on SpaceX stock before it IPO and sell it after it IPO to make some money. But who knows 😆

That's fine, im already out. I know how TSLA works lol

Lol TSLA is nearly green 🤣 That was a scary 15 mins!!

Tsla got all the 40 billions of that money getting pumped into the market

# TSLA +2% DAY INCOMING # HOPE YOU LOADED UP THE TRUCK WITH DIRT CHEAP CALLS ON THAT FAKE DIP

Tsla V too a 2+ day

TSLA vaportaxis will save the economy

Tsla is never going down again after SpaceX's IPO of nearly 2 trillion next year. Elon will have enough money to buy half the stock back for fun.

it just means elon got some grok bots pumping tsla retardless of macro

# TSLA BACK TO $480 TODAY # THE LOWER THE MARKET GOES THE HIGHER TSLA GOES # TSLA FLIGHT TO SAFETY

PLTR makes me so angry. It has the same regard strength TSLA has.

TSLA keeping the pump alive was not on my bingo list

Why is TSLA going up instead of down ?

Like this if you got TSLA calls

# TSLA GOING GREEN # DO NOT BE LEFT OUT

# V GANG RISE UP # TSLA CALLS PRINTING

I just got TSLA calls

TSLA was such an obvious puts play 🤑🤑🤑

TSLA puts priiiiiinted

And there goes TSLA dippen

I love the ending when Jack was sinking and his last words were, "Remember not to bet against TSLA Rose". Gets me every time.

how is TSLA up still lol

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 465.0 before 20-Dec-2025 11:46 AM -05

Who here remember WSB during covid when you could give gold? When TSLA would go up 15% just about every day? And people would comment shit like "Elon if you are here please give me gold". That shit used to be hilarious. Miss the old wsb 😂

When unemployment reaches 8% think of all those people that are going to take robo-taxis to job interviews TSLA calls at open

Lol, TSLA

I would sell any chance you can get for profit…if 471 holds… say goodbye. (And I hate TSLA just as much as everyone)

more TSLA puts?

For ONCE, TSLA puts won’t fuck me today. Now how do I make up the rest of the $100k ?

TSLA calls at open. Taxis and robots are recession proof.

TSLA PER Just ridiculous

Whole tape feels like holding your breath, TSLA doing its daily emotional damage n everyone’s staring at polymarket odds like it’s a crystal ball because price action sure isn’t saying much