TSLA

I can see Elon saying some crazy shit like offering TSLA shareholders SpaceX equities, he wants to PUMP ET

Short TSLA and META, long MSFT. And long WHR. I shit you not

gotta love how as long as TSLA has *anything* positive about earnings, it goes up meanwhile other places need to ass-blast everything in order to not drop MSFT slight softening in cloud growth, but beat on everything, -5% TSLA revenue miss? Doesn't matter because EPS beat, +5%

Is it safe to buy TSLA puts with a date after the midterms? If demo win, bad for TSLA. If demo lose, bad for us. If no mid term, bad for everyone. Seems a good deal? 

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 400.0 before 28-Jan-2026 05:42 PM -05

I guess today is not the day TSLA is tipping over

TSLA beat? Robots set to launch this year? MORE SLV 🚀

And xAi buys batteries (megapacks) from TSLA. Round-tripping.

I just want to profit, even a little bit, from TSLA doing badly

Actually might make a few bucks on TSLA for a change.

I just want to know if the guy that had a 3-day short on TSLA yesterday is still breathing.

Isn't it like, a known fact that you should never bet against TSLA?

TSLA investors realize their child is Special Needs and try to reward them for small victories like not eating paste. Meanwhile MSFT investors scowl at their child for only finishing second in a national math contest.

>You can look at the numbers, they are a revenue and profit generating machine. You can say the same about META As for TSLA the market decided to price the company as an EV + electric grid + robotics company detached from current numbers

It's been like that for years. TSLA have been promising FSD for the better part of a decade while other companies eat their lunch. Now they've pivoted to robots and that buys them another decade of future promises while they quietly suppress the reality that their robots are so dumb their nannybot microwaved the baby or something.

TSLA invests $2 billion in xAi looool

I lost 20k last year on TSLA puts. It is so heavily manipulated. Just don’t touch it.

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Silver and Gold, Meta way up, TSLA pops on trash fed by fanboys.

MSFT beat on bottom and top and bottom lines, cloud revenue up, one of the largest AI investments out there, stock getting smoked. CEO kinda boring TSLA isn't selling less of everything it sells quarter to quarter. Cost of product will go up, and BYD is eating their lunch. Their accounting doesn't make sense as usual. But Elmo sells snake-oil better than anyone in history. META don't even know how they make money, but the Lizard King runs middle Earth so they have unlimited potential apparently 2026 from WH to Wallstreet: The year of the 'Cult of Personality'

On some real shit, yeah. But one simply does not bet against TSLA. Tale old as time. You'd think they'd learn by now.

I’m glad I recognize that TSLA is stupid af and don’t try to short it… Because if there was ever an example of a deteriorating business with increasing competition and no near term options to change that trajectory… Yet, up it goes…

TSLA has got to be the most disconnected from reality stock. Revenue down Deliveries down Opex up Stock? UP!

After losing bigly on INTC and NFLX earnings, my META and TSLA calls made up for it

LMAOOO TSLA BERS REALLY THOT I never doubted you Elon

TSLA dropped in revenue and still pumped 3% lmao actual cult stock

TSLA Free cash flow in 2025: -30% TSLA stock in 2025: +18% Okay

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No way those TSLA numbers are legit

TSLA announces they no longer sell cars +23%

If I could, I'd swap the movements on msft tsla. One company helps run the world with its software and hardware, the other makes shitty cars with declining revenue and earnings but is totally not a car company, despite over 70% of its revenue coming from selling shitty cars.

TSLA 469.20

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 450.0 before 02-Feb-2026 09:28 PM -05

At this pont TSLA would probably go up 20% of they declare bankruptcy

Hope so.  Hope the same for TSLA too.

nothing makes sense, MSFT dumping, TSLA pumping

1. TSLA: >Revenue: $24.90 billion vs $24.79 billion, estimated >>Up 3% 2. MSFT: >Revenue: $81.27 billion vs $80.831 billion, estimated >>Down 5%

TSLA, an auto maker, sold 11% less cars and is so logically up 3%.

Msft and tsla beat, but the one that goes down isnt the one i had puts on

Tsla why

TSLA is a cult

TSLA barely beats the low guidance and is up with 700 PE. It’s priced as if tsla is already in every home giving happy ending massage to the entire world

TSLA would like a word

Imagine buying TSLA poots for earnings LMFAO

Are we getting the TSLA sex robots with grok spicy mode?

Never bet against TSLA Nothing makes sense with it. Imagine what the SpaceX IPO is going to be like.

TSLA avoids calamity with progressively worse earnings: up 3% MSFT: huge beat with consistent good earnings: down 3%

I guess Tsla not as bad as ppl thought?

TSLA miss = pump MSFT beat = dump i love financial markets

Tsla die, you don't belong anywhere where you playing, META and TSLA are not the same and have same Market cap is diabolical