TSLA

!banbet TSLA 420 1w

NVDA GTC & TSLA TERA&AV NEWS GONNA CARRY

TSLA CALLS

Gentle reminder: My friend who got a B- in his Management for Construction Engineers class at DeVry University said that Tesla sales will go through the roof because of the increasing oil prices.  Thus, TSLA at current levels is a multi generational wealth building opportunity. Q.E.D. 

In 2016 I was on vacation in Colorado. Walking down the street in Estes Park and heard 2 young teenage boys go, "Look, its a Tesla!" Real excited. Thought to myself, I should buy 100 shares of TSLA. It was around $15 a share. I didnt do it because I drive a pickup and think electric cars are stupid. God im stupid.

who would buy TSLA anymore once spacex starts trading it's old and busted

Calls in TSLA because if Americans can’t afford $5 gas they will surely buy a $45k EV right?

oil already moved - ain't coming back down for months. EVs are the play now.... NIO, BYDDF, TSLA, RIVN

Tsla bullrun will end with the spacex ipo. End of an era

Call me The Brave Heart - I hold my my PLTR 03/20 160c over the weekend,after loosing 60% of my portfolio in TSLA calls last week. I\`m totaly retarded and belong here

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 500.0 before 11-May-2026 10:29 PM -05

!banbet TSLA 600 75d

Wen TSLA 500?

🍈 is rushing out X money so he can have his base pump TSLA and SpaceX

We have 1 max 2 more weeks of downtrend until this corrupt POS admin announces ground invasion or something to reclaim Hormuz and then we rip to ATHs. MSFT isn't going to stay below 400 for long. MSFT bottom is 400, META is 600. Don't need any fancy quant analysis, market just likes big round numbers. TSLA is 400.

My friend who got a B- in his Management for Construction Engineers class at DeVry University said that Tesla sales will go through the roof because of the increasing oil prices. Thus, TSLA at current levels is a multi generational wealth building opportunity. QED. 

$TSLA to 1000?

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 500.0 before 11-May-2026 10:29 PM -05

!banbet TSLA 350 60d

Remember, if shit *actually* hits the fan, the most overpriced garbage will die the quickest. Positions: $PLTR 130 puts Apr 17th exp, $TSLA 350 puts Apr 17th exp, $CVNA 250 puts May 16th exp.

Microsoft leaps 🫡 10dte tsla calls, BB leaps for earnings - cant wait to open monday with spy -5%

TSLA & META fucked me today, but damage is not that bad. Unfortunately Schwab sold my itm TSLA calls - it appears they can do that if there's no money in your account to buy shares. First time it happened to me.

If Oil goes up, does this mean TSLA also goes up? 🥺

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 500.0 before 11-May-2026 10:29 PM -05

!banbet TSLA 550 60d

How TSLA gets back green is beyond me. Not even hating but what the fuck MSFT. Do better man.

just need a random TSLA pump to 400

tsla defensive stock LMAO

Go away TSLA 🙄

Really glad tsla invested 2bil into a company that "was not built right first time around, so is being rebuilt from the foundations up." no way they could have seen that coming

Nobody know how and why TSLA reacts the way it does. Its always been a highly illogical stock

I’m tired…why isn’t TSLA at 500 yet

I wonder if TSLA can close over 400 today

You would expect TSLA to be volatile on Friday, but it just seems to be pinned, eating premiums without movement

TSLA and META shitting the bed for some reason

Bought TSLA calls at open

TSLA is finally below 400 WHERE IT BELONGS

This is how I place all my TSLA bets. Bought 8 shares and 5 calls yesterday. Selling at open and going back to sleep

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 500.0 before 11-May-2026 10:29 PM -05

TSLA doesn't seem to be holding gains anymore, I think not until there is some news on Robotaxi

I want the TSLA stock to be lower than ford

Are we buying tsla at a 400 pe with negative growth or adbe at a 8x pe with positive growth?

I don't want to hear about a pullback when TSLA is still $400 and NVDA is $180. We're basically flat. Pain hasn't arrived.

Is TSLA going to 500 tmrw?

TSLA holders makes me feel better about my life choices

TSLA -3% the world is healing

Help me out, should I add more SPY calls or TSLA calls?? 🤔 

Should've followed my own advice and actually bought Tsla puts. Knew it'd dip

shouldn’t TSLA be 500 now?

Buy TSLA shares. Sell it when it goes up $10 or $20 in the next day to 4 days. At least then some of you could buy a sandwich