TSLA

I can't wait for Nvida to announce the greatest earnings in the history of mankind, Jensen Huang to personally promise all of you free leather jackets, but there's one slightly negative thinig on page 756 of their filing that causes a mass sell-off and the whole market to crash except TSLA that goes up another 5%.

I just want SPY to go over 700 and for TSLA to get delisted IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR JFC

TSLA 400p printing Elon you POS

Yeah I don’t look at momentum I look at numbers. I shorted asts and tsla successfully.

Tsla to 250 day1

tsla green in a sea of red as is tradition

oh man, can tsla end the day red please

tsla puts that i bought at the top r PRINTING

TSLA is green in all this shit? What a 🤡 show

Should I dump my TSLA 3/20 $410 calls? Break even is like $430 and I'm down like $600 :(

just went in tsla 370p 3/20 - regarded or nah? we'll see lol

Is today the day i short TSLA and PLTR? Or maybe i am not re3tsrd enough

Andy the Nonce getting arrested is what will finally tank TSLA.  What a weird timeline we’re in.

CVNA, TSLA, other pieces of shit that shouldn’t be in there

Last spring TSLA rallied like 30% the subsequent 4 weeks after the worst earnings release in the history of capitalism. In reality, CVNA’s wasn’t even *that* bad. It won’t fall hard or far enough. This market is regarded.

This is a scam stock just like TSLA and PLTR. LOST SO MUCH MONEY ON THEM.

I literally can't imagine what would need to happen for TSLA to crash. Musk literally threw Nazi salutes on stage and stock goes up.

Its tsla. Tsla is the enron of our times. I wouldnt short it though. Already learned that lesson the hard way.

How is TSLA above $400??

Everybody knows that but no one willing to buy TSLA puts

I think TSLA is going below 400 at some point. It had a bunch of crazy regard strength, but I don't think it does anymore. Even GOOGL did until it didn't. Even META on strong earnings couldn't hold the gains.

If TSLA had earnings like CVNA it would have pumped 15% instead of dumping

I am regarded for buying Tesler puts knowing how bullshit that stock is. Fuck me. Number one rule of trading is don't short TSLA and I went against it and paid the price. Anyways, going to double down and buy more Tesler puts at open.

My plan tomorrow? Beat my meat and then full port TSLA puts.

nah the Japanese don't care for TSLA, they have way better sex bots

It's like that "hello human resources" meme and somehow tsla is the hot guy

I don’t know what happened in the earnings this time but Cvna started dumping. Next do Tsla please. 🙏 Amen

ACHR is the second coming of TSLA

Is it just me or is this bad for TSLA? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUmlv814aJo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUmlv814aJo)

Now that crypto doesn't qualify for wash sales, everyone gonna sell it and drill it hard, take the tax loss and then rebuy it into aths🤌 TSLA won't have to pay taxes for another century 

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!banbet TSLA -3% 2d

TSLA will just follow bitcoin, 350 soon might be the easiest trade in a few years

TSLA bear

I would concede it’s possible. More likely TSLA randomly rallies 13% for no good reason.

DASH read the ER for dummies authored by TSLA or some shit wtf lol

Actually solid DD.  Reminds me of that guy that called TSLA perfectly based on the number of Elmo's tweets.

Such a fucking scam market, made the easiest gains I've ever made from buying before that bullshit end of day pump because it was so obvious it was coming. Saw TSLA hovering red and knew it wouldn't end red so I just loaded TQQQ.

TSLA is selling cyber cabs starting April

So are scam companies finally facing reality? Wen tsla turn?

Nah, TSLA will never tank. Have to accept it.

Hoping after CVNA they take down the other scam car company (TSLA)

See, TSLA owners. CVNA is how you're supposed to react to finding out the ocmpany you invested in is a total scam that doesn't make money.

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!banbet TSLA 444 24h

Fuck TSLA not moving up with SPY

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I didn’t realized you can get 0DT with TSLA now 🤡

TSLA DUMPING !!!!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS

I need 5x leveraged bull and bear on TSLA