TSLA

where to deploy my cash pile *mwahahaha* time to move markets with spoofing fractional TSLA shares to make musk rage quit

Tsla 450 for no reason tomorrow. You heard it here first.

grok 4.2 came out today and it is ass. Functional optimus robots is not going to happen, how is TSLA not cratering into the mantle of the earth

Some people are saying there's talk that Blue Origin and TSLA are teaming up to have a network of FSD Robotaxis on the Moon by 2028

Please TSLA go positive, daddy could make quick 10k

Report: TSLA robotaxi more prone to accidents than humans *stock pumps*

MSFT sub $400 before TSLA, on a day musk is eating shit for a shit xAI model release, is too funny

I’m convinced that TSLA shills take out loans to buy these dips

TSLA taking a hot steaming shit today.

I bet it all. Sold 19 2/18 Wednesday TSLA PUTS STRIKE 375. COVERED. I AM RISKING 700,000 TO MAKE 4 HUNDRED DOLLARS

Convince me not to put my entire life savings on TSLA puts rn

Why is TSLA still above $20?

TSLA bulls with the unlimited cash supply

Algos pushing TSLA down a hole , politely.

Just let TSLA free fall you beta cuck bulls

I’m convinced that TSLA bulls have infinite money to lose the way they buy every knife

How the fuck is TSLA still above $400 is the real question

TSLA drilling for oil

Could of made an extra 10% on my TSLA puts but sold them earlier for 100%

TSLA is going back to $391 to then go back to $430

Puts on TSLA at the close everyday has gotta pay. It literally gets obliterated every morning like clock work

Bought TSLA puts on Friday, doubled down at open and these are printing

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!banbet TSLA 395 1d

TSLA LOL

While we're here, can we get a proper -20% day on TSLA like on Carvana?

TSLA bears winning

Musk waiting with his finger on a button to post the next BS the moment TSLA crosses 400.

TSLA 360 eow

I just want the entire market to bully tsla thats all. 

TSLA is overvalued-> SPY dumps

TSLA 400 today will make my day

I only show up when TSLA puts printing lmao

Oh TSLA, thank you for drilling

TSLA only has about $400 to go before it hits FMV

I'm holding a cybertruckload of TSLA puts dated Jan 2027 and they are going to make someone rich. (The guy selling them).

Market pumping, TSLA dumping what a glorious open

Bought the dip on SPY TSLA and SNDK. Time to print

I have short dated puts on tsla and PLTR though

The Optimus is just a chinese toy with a humane inside - TSLA 350 puts eow

TSLA $350 EOW

What’s an actual fair valuation for TSLA? I mean, it must be worth some number [way lower than the current one]. They own some land and factories and shit.

TSLA 360 this week

Today probably green as fuck except TSLA and MSFT

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If TSLA goes below 400 this week I am cashing out these puts and buying a new Tesla car

TSLA better open sub $400

my port will go up if I buy tsla puts?

Hey guys! New to WSB here :) Have any of you ever made money buying TSLA puts before? Should I buy some tomorrow at open?

Can we all agree TSLA should be sub 400 this week? Or does it still have retard strength keeping it prop up