TSLA

TSLA ded

someone pump TSLA so we can hit QQQ 608

Guys I did the impossible. I shorted TSLA and won. thank you for your attention to this matter.

imma rofl when TSLA rocket pumps up tomorrow +10%

I’m holding TSLA 500c and they keep losing money

Tsla gonna do that thing it does where it just rips green candles for no reason?

well ive lost $5k this week but seeing TSLA this red makes me feel all better

Tsla at that -4.20% now

Opened TSLA puts at 460 yesterday. Woke up to TSLA at 475. 😞 After lunch TSLA 440. 😄

Believe it or not, I'm old enough to remember when TSLA was at 220

shorting tsla all day has been so fun

TSLA tested positive for syphilis 

Everything has infinite value. TSLA dip is so tasty.

I hope people selling TSLA puts got fucked good today. Lord knows they made enough money off me in the last six months to afford it.

How low can TSLA fall?

tsla fair price would be like $80 maybe

TSLA V

TSLA losing an entire country's GDP in one day. I mean at this point Vietnam should just drop everything and build AI and EV. They'll make more money than growing rice and making shoes.

Name a stock a bigger piece of shit than TSLA

Lolz wtf TSLa

Elon selling TSLA shares to give money to AIPAC and Israel

Everything green but TSLA 🥀

TSLA bears after losing their life savings on the past 10 options to win 20 dollars:

these TSLA swings be cray cray

Congrats TSLA dip buyers

go home tsla youre drunk

TSLA huge volumes being offloaded in past 5 mins

Just made a 25 percent gain with TSLA calls. Never bet agains Elon

Imagine not buying TSLA calls

dang that TSLA dump is massive… its only going to make the recovery that much more explosive

Holy fuck people, stop buying TSLA, those premiums are straight psycho

I figured it out guys TSLA goes up on bad news and dumps on good news 🤡🤡🤡

TSLA dump was so easy to see coming

I've held these TSLA 440p through annihilation. May as well hold til tomorrow for expiry.

I shorted TSLA, MSTR and SPY today. I took some profit on TSLA. Ofc all the others bounce back whils TSLA went even lower

Alright, I'll buy TSLA calls every week now if that's what it takes for the stock to tank, sheesh.

Don’t stop now TSLA. You can make it all the way back to 400 I bet. I believe in you.

Tsla rddt looking to make new lows

i love making money by puts on evil companies like TSLA

a large TSLA holder just dumped

tsla reports lower than expected sales +10% tsla reports higher than expected sales -10% 😂

TSLA dumping on news it's actually just a car company?

i think tsla is a ponzi scheme

Shoutout to me for listening to yall and buying TSLA 500 calls. Now I’m bankrupt.

TSLA will be above 460 by EOD, I’d bet all 3 of my testicles on it 😎

byebye TSLA shorts

Common TSLA, just pump back to 465, just quickie. Then you can go back down. Pretty please.

The funny part is TSLA can drop another 35% and in a normal world you would still be clinically insane to buy

please don't buy TSLA it's not a dip

TSLA ATH bagholders got their exit liquidity. It’ll still hit 500 soon tho