TSLA

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 378.092 before 11-Dec-2025 06:45 PM -05

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 475.0 before 26-Dec-2025 06:23 PM -05

Sounds like TSLA is removing some safety monitors in Austin on 12/31/25 once they finish validation. 10x larger model to launch sometime Q1 2026. If the market brushes off the slow growth / EPS sharply declining narrative in Q1 2026, that will be a huge win for the bulls, as that suggests the AI narrative is start to catch on.

Easiest money right now, buy TSLA around $400-415, sell covered calls at $440-450 ish. If they get called away rinse and repeat. Weekly Premiums are crazy juicy.

Because it’s TSLA

TSLA opens at 480 the dumps all day tomorrow

TSLA pumping because electric car subsidies are done, we’re going to drill baby drill, burn “clean coal” and there aren’t enough batteries. That checks out.

TSLA and PLTR are green.  No we are not fucked.

Kimbal sold 56k shares of TSLA today, must be nice to have a rich brother that just gives you shares :(

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!banbet TSLA 9.9% 14d

hopefully CVNA because we want to see TSLA hit 0.

First to 500 - CVNA or TSLA? place your bets regards

We know you meant TSLA

SpaceX 1.5 trillion IPO next year, with TSLA expected 50% run-up first quarter, we finna have our first trillionaire. Incredible stuff.

If the Chinese are buying Tsla cars, it's bearish. Notoriously bad drivers

-Tsla fanboy- “Itz NOT A car company” -Tsla reports fake news that China sales up 0.00001% - fanboy- “much wow, greatest car company ever, pump it 10%” -NVDA- literally greatest company in history with best ever quarter in human history   -now we might even be able to sell to China! -mkt: hmm yes dump it 10% from highs 

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Don’t forget the only thing that actually tanked Tsla was when he got into a pussy fight with taco. That’s literally the ONLY thing that brought it down, and it’s the only thing keeping it up. 3 yrs left for that POS, when the 2028 leaps open up, time to short it. 

Quick everyone just hide in TSLA ! Its safe in here

Tsla running low on gas. Rotate to google.

Two things: Leadership and operational excellence. Tsla stands alone

Who watched that obvious VR control Optimus bot video yesterday and thought "I'm loading up on TSLA" These TSLAstans are mentally unwell and it somehow works out

Omg TSLA down $.5, better pump it $1.5

Continue to sell TSLA around 452.3 (cost 444.5) and took profit, 💰😆💰

TSLA dump yesterday followed by pump today makes perfect sense.

damn my portfolio is too volatile, time to buy some safe haven stocks such as TSLA, CVNA and APP

Bro why is TSLA ripping but not NVDA literally regarded

Someone should have a phd thesis on tsla behaviour, whole new definition of retard strength

Continue to sell TSLA around 451.4 (cost 444) and took profit, 💰😆💰

TSLA so ridiculous. Shit earnings, shit everything

$TSLA up 3% on news that their auto demand is down 20% worldwide and their AI robots are Actually Indians™️

Don't worry about this bearish price action. This is nothing more than a rotation to the highest quality stocks like TSLA, MSTR, and CVNA. Just keep buying the dip that keeps on dipping...

Rotate into tsla to keep spy up. Next is apple, then meta, then google.

TSLA haha nice

Apparently market-makers aren't pumping NVDA today, due to weekly options. They're pumping TSLA and GOOG; what else? I would pick ORCL, for a pre-ER run. Just got more ORCL at 220.15 let's see.

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!banbet TSLA -5% 7d

2030: Waymo has replaced every vehicle on the road with an autonomous vehicle. TSLA up 15% as analysts point out that Waymo has demonstrated the potential market for TSLA robotaxis once Elon figures it out

Exiting my positions in NVDA, AAPL, and META...schiller ratio. I bet $TSLA will have one of those head over heels drops the rest of the week.

TSLA you are absolutely unhinged

Do it TSLA, don’t be shy

RIP to whomever bought my TSLA puts <3

Did someone buy TSLA puts? 🤣

seriously tho.. whats up with TSLA?.. This shit just refuses to accept a losing streak.. mf down 3% 1 day and up 2-3% for 4 days..

TSLA back to 450

TSLA FUCK YOUUUUU

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 500.0 before 01-Jan-2026 03:36 AM -05

Continue to sell TSLA around 450 (cost 442.2) and took profit, 💰😆💰