TSLA

The exit liquidity on tsla today will be truly incredible 

TSLA should be far lower than it is.

How I decided to full port everything into calls. QQQ - 10% - Printed META - 10% - Prrrrinted TSLA - 80% - FUCK ELON AND FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT STOCK CUNT ASS FUCK TRASH How's your day going?

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 420.0 before 23-Apr-2026 03:32 PM -05

TSLA dropping at open again? lets find out soon

The exit liquidity on tsla today will be truly incredible 

TSLA should be $50 stock.

tsla 0 dte calls will pump all day for no reason

Is trading TSLA pretty obvious? Look at the downwards channel it's trading YTD

TSLA above $40 is a sin. MSFT being a flaccid 🅿️🅿️ is now a law of physics. SPY being range bound to 640-700 is honest work. Without the retirement port I’m not allowed to touch, the number of consecutive years I’d get to take a $3k capital loss deduction from options trading would be over 25. 😮‍💨👌

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/BahtMann** bet **TSLA** goes from **344.94** to **325.0** before **13-Apr-2026 03:03 AM EDT** Their record is 5 wins and 5 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

!banbet TSLA $325 3D

The exit liquidity on tsla during Friday’s session is going to be one for the history books 

such weird price action comparing MSFT and TSLA vs GOOG and META. This is the most lopsided market recovery I have seen

They need to kick MSFT and TSLA out.

TSLA about to have one of those +15$ days, I can feel it haha

If I wake up and TSLA isn’t red, I’m going to be really mad at you guys

I bought a leap today, just cause it seems so overblown... I also held TSLA from 415, soooo 🤷‍♂️

#Ban Bet Lost --- /u/Casualhotpockets made a bet that TSLA would go to 419.95278989999997 within **2 days** when it was 361.623 and it did not. They were automatically banned for two weeks. To get out early they have to: **'or pee is stored in the balls'** Their record is now 0 wins and 31 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

CRM META TSLA but 2027, September is NOT a LEAP i guess for WSB it is a LEAP since it isn’t 0dte

The way $TSLA refuses to die should be studied. Always inverses you 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♂️

SPY GOING TO 600 tomorrow. BLACK FRIDAY SALES ON TSLA. UNDER 300.

I sold $TSLA stock to help pay for my daughter’s speech lessons. We are not the same.

#Ban Bet Lost /u/0DTEDEGEN1 made a bet that TSLA would go to 380.0 within **1 day** when it was 341.313 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 2 wins and 4 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

I miss the big ball tsla pumps. Fuck mooks is gonna dilute the hype with the spacex ipo

TSLA going under 300 tomorrow while Elon is tweeting everyday and not giving a single fuck.

If TSLA doesn't have a big day tomorrow, I'm cooked..

Sold all my calls, went more into ETFs. * 24% cash * -37% TSLA * 21% safe stocks * 92% ETFs I will go back into calls if it dips, short more TSLA if it rips.

I’d do Tsla, Msft, Google and Meta. Msft and Tsla r oversold and seem to always bounce up eventually. Meta and Google are surging.

Full gay bear tmr, puts on tsla n meta

The exit liquidity on tsla tomorrow will be absolutely incredible 

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Difficult-Branch8184** bet **TSLA** goes from **345.88** to **420.0** before **23-Apr-2026 04:32 PM EDT** Their record is 1 wins and 15 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

!banbet TSLA 420 2w

I’m so glad I shifted about 5% of my portfolio from TSLA @$420+ to NFLX leaps @$75

There are rumors of tsla releasing a new cheaper model in the form of an optimus robot pulling a rickshaw.

So nice to see palantir and tsla get clapped. Market finally sees the overvalued companies for what they are

Just a reminder in case you haven’t been looking at the charts. MSFT IS DOWN! THE SPY, QQQ, AMZN, TSLA, META, GOOGL, AAPL, NVDA are all up. MSFT IS DOWN!! THEY WERE ALSO DOWN YESTERDAY (well they barely went positive and lost 90% gains intraday)… on ceasefire day. If there is any company that should be fucking nuked out of existence it is this stupid shit.

When Msft rips, everyone gonna say I told you so blah blah. Everyone just shitting on it rn. Stick to buying DJT and TSLA. (Yes, I’m a bag holder)

TSLA GIVE ME 355

WTF is TSLA DOING.. PICK A FUCKING SIDE. MAKE ME MONEY OR TAKE MY MONEY

TSLA going to zero. It is over.

TSLA you’re garbage

I thought the NVDA/TSLA pump was extreme. INTC is absolute insanity. Sure, the chart says long term breakout but the company is actual garbage compared to AMD 😂

Missed the morning puts on TSLA, but re-entered those Edit - Sold at breakeven, 15 min candle went green

Tsla 340 eod or i cut my peen off

Ok tsla I sold my puts for a nice gain, but I’ll be back.

How much have you lost in TSLA this week?

Lost $1000 so far this week on TSLA calls 😂😂

TSLA give me 330 plss

All my homies have puts on tsla