TSLA

How absolutely cooked are my TSLA 450 calls?

You might think tsla is a good play for puts bers But even that will turn green by the end of today No where to hide

TSLA about to dip nicely

Google stock: "Oh man, good news. I'm going to go up a little. Did I go up too much? Sorry. I'll go back down." TSLA: "Bad news, I'm going up forever."

My entire watchlist is green except TSLA

tsla do the down up thing

I could have full ported into literally anything other than ntflx and tsla calls and would have been green, fml

TSLA 420 today will be great

Just loaded up on TSLA calls not worried at all…. 🥲

tsla gon dump below 400 today

You all have tickers you trade well and ones that fuck you every time? TSLA, HOOD and lately RGTI and GLD have been money. I literally can't make one good trade on AMZN and AMD.

bloomberg just ethered tsla: "its a good day for everything -- except for TSLA"

Really paper handed my TSLA put at open but was just getting out of puts for today. Only holding shares seems to be the way for me to not lose my ass every week

TSLA to 500

Well at least TSLA is down. lol

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Short tsla, long jensen.

Because TSLA is a cult stock.

screw melon boy AVGO has overtaken TSLA in market cap

Someone less regarded than me, please explain why did tesla go up while ntflx go down after earnings when it seemed like nflx had only a 1 time impairment charge with beat across all metrics, while tsla had weak guidance?

Looks like SNAP and TSLA are the only red non metals

Good- now TSLA shitrocket to 0

TSLA crashed on earnings and then recovered after open. Intel pops on earnings and will bleed after open watch. 🤣

Everything shrek cocked but TSLA.

Boys, be safe. Hydrate. Get enough sleep. Remember I am very proud of you. Positions: Short TSLA puts Short TLT puts SPY I gamble like someone who lost everything in 2009. <3

Fair price for TSLA is about $30. Yes I am just whoring for karma.

***Call me crazy but I have a feeling that was Elon buying another billion worth of TSLA yesterday.*** See you at $500+ in two weeks RemindMe! 2 weeks

Daddy Elon bribed Trump again? TSLA 500 EOD

I've always thought it would be TSLA but AMZN is gonna end up as the first company kicked out of the mag 7

Tsla is shy but we’ll get there

I'm ready to get hurt by TSLA😭

Imagine buying worthless metals when you could be holding the real underlying value of the future banking system TSLA

That only thing that prevents me from full port shorting TSLA is the ridiculous implied volitility. Even TSLA bers are more regarded than regular bers lmao

Tsla p/e hit 300 yesterday. lol. I think it's time we turned the stock market off until we can figure out what the hell is happening.

AAPL TSLA and/or GOOG gonna rip.

What are the odds of TSLA stock taking a nice shit if Elon pisses off all the users on X and they leave? Shorting TSLA is almost always a tough thing to time but I'm calling it here there is gonna be some backlash soon. Maybe tomorrow or next week.

TSLA to 500 is inevitable

I’m in NBIS, META, TSLA, and BYND calls NBIS bottomed and is heading back to 140+ META is gonna rally into and after earnings TSLA had a giant Shrek dildo red to green move and wants ATH BYND is memeing to 10+, I feel it in my nuts

TSLA is using a very unique strategy to beat PLTR's PE, by actually lowering their earnings so that their PE is able to catch up to PLTR's 600. Elon's ingenuity on full display.

Some retard just compared BYND to TSLA and PLTR in terms of value of what they produce... I literally just lost brain cells, Puts on humanity

I see TSLA at $700 by end of year.

TSLA earnings don't matter \+40% in the past quarter (gold +25%, S&P +5%) can't stop this rally 200dma: $350 50dma: $400 close: $450 all signs pointing up

I feel like GOOG gonna Shrek tomorrow and TSLA too

Tsla had over 14 500K 1 min stock buys today, is this elon buying the stock again like he did in sep, he could be buying two days in a row, today and Tomm so announcement on Monday morning? Can institutions even buy that much? Elon did post a rocket pic right after earnings call yesterday on X though so he could be hinting

I have 15.7 shares of TSLA at a $115.06 basis, and i think I'm just gonna hold them forever at this point. Maybe one day it'll split and split again. Who knows...

TSLA is the mechanical part of our transhumanist journey

!banbet TSLA 500 1d

Short gold, long TSLA, long bitcorn, long mrna. We go to paradise together

A bit surreal I paid for TSLA SOLAR, 2 future TSLA MYPs, with a nice chunk of change after taxes. All because of beyond meat, LMAO.