TSLA

is there even a bs reason for TSLA to be up or is it just ??? profit

tsla wtf is your problem

Alternate theory: Musk is orchestrating a TSLA stock pump so if the Nov 5 shareholder vote for his $1 trillion salary fails, he can leave the company claiming that the stock is at an all time high and everyone else made Tesla fail

wtf $meta has crazier swings than $tsla

Massive beat? Open the trapdoor. Massive miss, but TSLA? TO THE MOON

Currently shorting TSLA with 88.5% of my portfolio.

All the gambling money is going into BYND what will happen to tsla

AMD tsla and palantir yes but market as a whole is okay, earnings are solid

STC 5x tsla 10/31 450c today… 3x14.5 and 2x19.4; 5x5.23 -> 3x14.5 + 2x19.4; 26.15 -> 82.3; 215% profit 🥳

$MSFT announces big deal with OPENAI : Up 2.6% $TSLA nothing happening, up casually 2.6%

Took some Tylenol and I feel like buying tsla puts. Dangerous

How can I buy calls on TSLA P/E hitting 1k before EOY?

TSLA is up while UNH beat and went down wtf 🤬

Fuck you TSLA

Took on some TSLA puts here, looks like easy play as it struggles to get above 465

Wanna get some TSLA puts… know imma get fucked though

I will never not short TSLA

TSLA is up up and away

Alright I'm doing it, I. Buying TSLA puts 😬

I feel like Elon is straight up orchestrating manipulation of TSLA in the lead up to the Nov 5 shareholder vote. Easiest way to explain the price action on this garbage

Shoulda listened to my buddy. He turned 20k into 175k this year. Told me to go all in on AMD and Tsla 2 months ago. Didn’t listen. I’m down 60k this year

TSLA TO 500!!!!

I guess TSLA just doesn't go down anymore

TSLA 468 EOD

TSLA and PLTR would be up even if they report bankruptcy

TSLA 400 puts a few months out looking really tasty between 460 and ATH

I need TSLA at 430 by EOD

Let me introduce you to TSLA

Why yes, I did buy TSLA puts at open. You can tell by the giant fucking spike as soon as it filled.

we ever get any TSLA bear loss porn? I know there was at least one that had big money on like 390p expiring late October from a month or so back.

#TSLA went up and UNH went down that’s how you know this shit is rigged 😡🤬🤬

TSLA new 52 week high incoming

TSLA TO 500!!!

What’s the best option call I can purchase with $9k? TSLA or SPY or NVDA?

Tsla and nvda are extremely overvalued. All in to buy put

Just like TSLA?

TSLA is going to be my Joker origin story

TSLA pumping today?

TSLA already up 1% fuck me

Stay rockhard for me TSLA baby ☺️ the puts I sold to gay bears don’t expire till the 31

Listen up peeps- TSLA 480 is imminent. Now make it rain!

Even Cathie Wood thinks AI is a bubble. The same bitch that has a TSLA price target of $2600. Ruh roh

The sob stories from retirement systems heavily invested in shit scams like TSLA losing their asses when it fails will be hilarious. Old people homeless will be most enjoyable. "But, but, muh retirement system!!" Ahahaha.

I don't understand why TSLA is so goddamn high but it is ridiculous expensive and risky to short it. Leaving it alone (mostly) is the best decision I've made in my investment career

Musks $1 quadtrillion package gets denied and TSLA drops 87% in one day after he leave the company

So now that TSLA has broken 450...

TSLA is making robots to help with that 

I used to work in TSLA and I got insider info for you, the coffee sucked

bear market starts when tsla hits $770

You Robinhood regards with your 1 share of TSLA better not screw things up with Elon’s pay package. I need my calls to print