TSLA

# No company deserves to be bankrupt more than TSLA. Not even NVDA comes close.

Born just in time to witness the magnificent retardation that is the price action of TSLA

I'm thinking TSLA calls, but I've been wrong before and have 10 years of carry forward losses to prove it.

TSLA bagholders waiting for Optimus to wipe their ass

Just bought a TSLA put to save the market

Crazy how TSLA, NVDA, AMZN & META all at the 200 MA right now. MSFT obviously below it. Might see a bounce from here.

10% red day on tsla and I'll stop being 🌈

Kinda figured Elon was gonna rug TSLA $420 because the algorithm has been pushing Tesla and Elon news on the internet home pages....

Legit thought TSLA would hold at 400 for a couple days while Elon did some fraud to stop the bleed, but it's just in freefall lol

Tsla finally dying. Well sort of.

Who hits $350 first, TSLA or MSFT?

Can't wait to see TSLA below 380 and Muskrat losing principle

Is tsla going down yet

!banbet tsla -4% 7d

TSLA 350p are free money

TSLA calls for tomorrow at magic marijuana number strike price Don’t @ me

Whose buying the TSLA 420c for tomorrow with me

Please no V I need a blood bath specifically TSLA -10% ty

TSLA hit the 300s before 500 throwing away a 95 point lead. This makes me warm inside

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Let's get tsla to 390 by open

They've been undervalued the whole time (minus AAPL & TSLA) Their growth rates and profit margins are unreal even if AI never becomes profitable

I really wanna play this 3x TSLA short, but god this stock never makes any sense

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Interesting to see the ETFs still holding $TSLA investment after the Epstein revelations. Any moral left at JPM, Schwab, Goldman etc.? Managers, boards of directors... all feeling okay? Ethic standards, codes of conduct everyone has to sign each year? Is it just a formality that does not mean anything? Or is everyone in the same swamp?

TSLA already V'ing is disgusting but funny since I don't touch it anymore

Need a -10% day from TSLA market rotating out of tech but forgetting about the most overpriced tech stock ever

What we shorting? Probably TSLA right? Dont see how that does well

Cathie wood selling tsla was the canary in the coal mine 

TSLA is under 400

TSLA 100 EOY

GG TSLA

Tsla 370s today

TSLA puts

I am telling you now that Tesla has a PE of 390, more than 10x the other MAG 7. No one wants shitty overpriced cars, or useless overpriced sex dolls pretending to do our laundry.  When TSLA dies, I'm going to cum so hard all day everywhere. You better look out to not get pregnant 

If useless crap like corn is popping, TSLA should be next to go to it's fair value of 40

holding my CVNA and TSLA shorts strong

just go all in on pltr, nflx, msft, nvda, amd, avgo and tsla and don't check your portfolio for 5 years.

This time last week, all anyone could talk about was GLD/SLV “why aren’t you investing dollar is worthless!”  Now, we’re bagging on crypto.  Next week, we’ll be singing hallelujah jesus about NVDA or TSLA or some other bullshit.

Tsla open under 400, MU open above 400

TSLA could trade at $40 and still be more expensive than NVDA....let that sink in

Short TSLA and buy MSTR.

TSLA puts

🍈 and Nutlick both definitely confirmed in Epstein files LMAO. TSLA $200 strike puts please

2026 CAPEX: $GOOGL - $175B-$185B vs $119B est $META - $115B-$135B vs $110B est $TSLA - $20B vs $11B est $AMZN - *tomorrow vs $145B est The hyperscalers are going all in on AI.

2026 CAPEX: $GOOGL - $175B-$185B vs $119B est $META - $115B-$135B vs $110B est $TSLA - $20B vs $11B est $AMZN - *tomorrow vs $145B est The hyperscalers are going all in on AI.

There must be more than just MMs&maga that keeps TSLA above $60

I'm gonna need that dark pool mystery pump to save my TSLA calls

I think its probably a good idea to short TSLA, because Elon is implicated. Pfff. lol. Who am I kidding. Dude has a trillion dollars. The system can't handle justice for someone with that much money.