TSLA

TSLA green end of day

TSLA to 220

I’m shorting TSLA at 421-422

It takes a bold retarded person to buy TSLA calls right now

My TSLA puts are fucking red boys I give up

$TSLA will be at interstellar💫 levels by the end of November. Melon🍉 is playing his 420-dimensional chess♟ and everyone that's bearish🐻 is stuck in their plain old X, Y, and Z cartesian coordinate system. We're about to see the new Giga Quebec factory🏭 cranking out Cybertrucks faster than a Starship rocket could launch your mom into geosynchronous orbit🚀🚀. ALSO rumor has it battery day 🔋 in December is going to unveil a new plaid edition LiPo powered dildo that charges⚡ in 69 seconds AND comes with FSD (Full Self Dildoing) 🍆 and Cheetah mode. PLUS unlike companies in Gyna...cough cough BYD(eez nuts) 🥜...Easy E-Muskrat knows best how to run a capitalist business (aka cook the books 👨‍🍳📚).

TSLA is BYND for the big boys, change my mind

Got my puts after TSLA retraced 420 as expected Let’s lose some money

TSLA Not a car company confirmed

Damn TSLA recovering quick

Oof! Tsla!!! 

Average Thursday for TSLA

MM need to let TSLA $400 happen. 

God tsla has to be the most overvalued stonk in history. Pay 450 to earn $2 per year lol. Absolutely retarded. But don't worry robots are coming soon. Just right after a new sportscar, semi truck, solar roof and full self driving 😂

Tsla calls for Friday once it drills to wherever it can

Fuggin knew I shoulda yolod TSLA puts on Monday. Whatever I guess

two cars passing meme SPY top panel TSLA bottom panel

TSLA needs to get rid of the chumps then it could continue upwards

tsla pls drill to 300 thx

TSLA not going out without a fight

TSLA is destined to be the uncle Rico of stocks… 😂   .. “robotaxis were right around the corner! We only needed 2 more weeks! Our robots were basically done!!”

Tsla finally dying today?

TSLA is a trillion dollar vaporware company.

TSLA next support at $137 if $420 break sustains

IBM is shittier than TSLA

All that analyst upgrades isn’t reflecting on TSLA yet.

Job not done TSLA still over $400

Not sure if its next NVIDIA, but next TSLA for sure. Its gonna keep rising among all the hate.

Elon mentioned the taxis again so why is TSLA down?

Watch TSLA end up green

bloomberg host justifying tsla stock price using market cap is worse than anything belfort or hanna ever said

Women, men, and nonbinary friends: We can get TSLA down to $18

if TSLA hits 350 I will personally come to your house and make you dinner. What would you want?

Puts on TSLA?

TSLa will moon after going down to 420

TSLA price target increases... based on what exactly

I just need TSLA to hold here for a bit at open and I walk away with a small bag. 🤞

OpenAI gonna buy optimus from TSLA to work their data centers so they don’t have to cool the air as much

Elon might decide to buy another billion dollars of shares and TSLA will end the day +10%.you just never know.

Too busy playing with limp sausage, wasn't even watching tsla fk

The price of TSLA is the perfect representation of our times. Regarded, deeply unserious, detached from reality, lead by a gooner with a breeding fetish. Calls it must be.

You never know, there might still be a +10% day in TSLA.

Where’s the “NEVER. SHORT. TSLA.” Guy. Looks like the Ponzi scheme is over, no more popping from mid earnings.

thicc red candle on TSLA at 8:10am of 260K shares sold is a hopeful sign of more thicc redness

TSLA gonna pay Elon $1 trillion and he’s gonna spend that money to buy a TSLA 3x etf. Can’t go tits up

TSLA 500 rebound in November?

Anyone hear 🍈 during the TSLA earnings call?  How can anyone with 3 or more functioning brain cells still invest in this company?! They are a rudderless ship sailing towards a freaking waterfall…. Oh and also about to give that moron a trillion freaking dollars worth of stock… 

Tsla... nooo

I've survived the lulu and netflix dip after earnings, tsla needs to do better to scare me

Tsla $450 = bynd $7