TSLA

Regarded market, Microsoft losing for earning to much and Tsla rewarded for being a moron

$TSLA is fucking cooked.

TSLA stock and future in shambles. Autistic CEO tweeting about anime hentai. Shareholders should be livid.

Is there where TSLA rebounds and closes $20 up on the day? This stock is truly regarded.

I should have stayed in the safe haven stocks CVNA(+4%) TSLA (-2%) and RDDT (+0.3%). Fuck me

Lmao soon QQQ will be down more than TSLA Clown world

Were wer u wen TSLA was kil?

TSLA: promised tomorrow, delivered never!

TSLA to <400

TSLA down 1% msft down 11%. Makes total sense

TSLA 50 cents earnings per share definitely worth $400... Robots are definitely coming this year, he promises

Sold most of my $TSLA and $SPY puts this morning. Still holding some and bought more $TSLQ

TSLA options calls or puts are impossible to make money on. You either lose it all running out of theta or you continue to fuel the shit fire by adding or rolling to get out alive on the next 30% move that happens in a random 2-3 days

phewwww if it wasn’t for microsoft & tsla i’d be in the psyche ward rn

TSLA 420 support will be tested today. Memes or ER which side prevails.

F.. me.. had puts the last two days for SPY.. so yesterday, bought calls at close for Friday cuz MSFT, TSLA, META, and AAPL all were reporting… and WTF.. is this.. you are welcome bers… 2 outta 3 ain’t bad either.. AAPL tonight.. 🤷‍♂️

One day TSLA will pop and it will be glorious to have missed it…

Positions locked for the day. Got some GLD calls for mid next month, MSFT leaps, TSLA calls for tomorrow. Now time to pray

I thought Zuckerberg can MMA. Can't he just kick MSFT and TSLA up again? 🤔

Im going into TSLA subreddit to post "Short ladder attack HODL Diamond Hands"

Big guys is down....MSFT, TSLA etc lol

Can we see tsla sub 400 today? 🤡

Think ill long TSLA when its at $200

MSFT down 11% while retarded TSLA only down 1%.

Who sees $400 first? MSFT or TSLA?

Lol MAG7 down 11% is crazy. If this was TSLA i would believe it but MSFT? damn.

Short TSLA

TSLA cult: "nOt a cAr CoMPanY" Well i hope this is what yall meant

Buying TSLA calls might as well light your money on fire. Is the ponzi finally up?

TSLA LOL

will TSLA do regard stuff and recover? 👀

TSLA should be in the 300s by tm

I like how we're impressed TSLA investors are finally smart enough to sell the stock, but if any other company had a quarter like that, it'd be down 20% or more this morning.

Why didn't MSFT just make shit up like TSLA? Are they stupid?

All that (long NTM c, diagonalized plus way OTM c further out) for break-even. Lesson learned. Again. (TSLA.)

Damn TSLA rlly might be dead, is this the end? Finally?

I already dropped it like couple of days ago for meta yesterday and made some money. Tsla is a good dip buying thing but need close to $400 so I can go back in

TSLA dumps every earning and then does a ripper about 2 weeks later. First time?

TSLA discontinuing 2 models to start optimus is the most retarded shit ive heard

If you are truly a TSLA bull get out of your longs today and buy back in cheaper. TSLA dumping after bad earnings is a sign that big boy money has given up on the fraudelon lies.

TSLA green by noon and then end -0.5% MSFT crab walk until an 11am dump to -12% before climbing to -8% EOD. +2% tmrw I have no idea what I’m saying

Anybody long TSLA now is legit retarded. CEO turned a 1.5 T company into a startup. Who tf wants to buy an optimus dont be regarded.

Elon has hit the end of his rope. It’d be smart to sell TSLA NOW!

Perfect setup for $TSLA $515

Just drop to $420 TSLA ... you know you want it.

Tsla go back to the shadow YOU CANNOT PASSSSSS

TSLA falling off a cliff 👀

Duuude...Tsla puts were such easy money this morning 

lol TSLA. Such ABUNDANCE

Don't mean to brag, but I made 20% on TSLA puts.  And got the fuck out...