TSLA

tsla did not crash win for bulls

TSLA open by open

No one ever bought tsla for good earnings 😂😂

Elon is going to persuade the Utility sectors to buy his batteries pack and "suggest" all household to have 1 backup TSLA battery for "emergencies". That way he can monopolize the battery market. So he can keep his stock alive lol..

Regards be like: Bullish for TSLA, it could have also been a -100000000% drop, so thats a profit beat

TSLA will recover overnight if not in the next hour

TSLA not dropping enough. Green by open

Bought back TSLA around 433 and 433.5, one more pump.

DIE TSLA

tsla should get into the vegan substitute meat market

Puts on TSLA tomorrow?

Wowzers. Elon really is an amazing genius. Record revenue !!! He figured out the GROCERY store model! Make a tiny margin to unlock big masculine alpha male revenue. He's so smart. Tsla to 4.20$

TSLA will V, just need Elon to promise robot AI happy ending massages with every tesla purchase.

how to bullshit in an earnings call. TSLA does it better than anyone else.

IBM, TSLA and NFLX lol 📉📉📉

Would it be safe to buy TSLA puts tomorrow at open?

TSLA lmao

Huh tsla under 400 at open tmrw?

TSLA stock is based on promises (that Elon delays every year while competition catches up)

Not a good report for TSLA even if they met earnings

Tsla gunna open at 500 isn’t it

TSLA: Bad Earnings? -1% IBM: Good Earnings? -5%

!banbet $TSLA $450 2D

Eating my BYND burger in my TSLA right now to trigger the baggies

Lol TSLA ATM puts or calls want \~5% movement, it’s going to stay flat and screw everyone.

This is the highest TSLA will ever be

In other news, TSLA is up 15% as retail traders are all waiting for their funds to settle from their BYND fomo losses.

never touched any TSLA i was on the island just for the snorkeling.

Still utterly mind blowing in 2025...TSLA is a car company in a sea of other car companies whom all produce tons of more cars. TSLA: $1.5T Lol

IBM crashes but not TSLA 🤡🤡🤡

Congratulations on playing the house on TSLA options, please come back again for more losses

tsla guidance is 14 cars sold 700 eoy

anyone fucking around with TSLA earnings is a masochist, everyone loses time and time again

TSLA just makes up numbers

Gotta wait till the call that's when tsla will spazz out

Seems like the selling for TSLA was already done.. insiders were already selling!

TSLA bout to take down the whole market isn't it

69/m, dag nab it TSLA isn't being very all computer right now >:(

My TSLA safety driver had puts.

You know Elon is going to go out there and pump some absolute ludicrous future plans that will never come to fruition TSLA 500 EOW

Mm setting up big buy firewalls to hold up TSLA. The book sheet is hilarious. 

Any TSLA option buyer will be dead tomorrow.

TSLA reports FSD is two years away.

tsla always crush theta

Sold TSLA around 439.5 (cost 431, 432, 433) and took profit, 😋😋😋

elon need to mention AI for tsla to surge

Tsla flat haha option holders are done.

WTF IS TSLA DOING

Theta wins again, my one TSLA call gonna get IV crushed 😩

TSLA reports $1T Elon pay package is on track for timely delivery