TSLA

TSLA flat as shit LMAOOO

Kind of not great if TSLA had stellar quarter because tax credits were expiring

TSLA gotta be the funniest earnings ever everytime

Congrats to people who not touching TSLA 😔

tsla regard strength

TSLA earning is always fun and confusing. Learned a long time ago to leave it alone.

$TSLA **YoY** * Net income attributable to common stockholders (non-GAAP): **-29%** * EPS attributable to common stockholders, diluted (non-GAAP): **-31%** **Profitability**: Our operating income decreased 40% YoY to $1.6B, resulting in a 5.8% operating margin ^(Source:) [^(https://assets-ir.tesla.com/tesla-contents/IR/TSLA-Q3-2025-Update.pdf)](https://assets-ir.tesla.com/tesla-contents/IR/TSLA-Q3-2025-Update.pdf) Calls!!

How many diners did TSLA open this quarter

TSLA misses on bottom line. The market: TSLA is pre-profit. Buy.

TSLA never pops on earnings anymore. that ended in 2021

Bought TSLA dip at 431, 432 and 433; all limit order filled.

after all the credits, they just made it, TSLA to $100

Are the computers asleep or something? At least push TSLA around some. A 1% up to a 1% down move on an earnings report?

amazing how flat the past 5 tsla earnings have been

Musk 'We are replacing our entire workforce with Agentic Robots. I will remain on board as the only full time employee." - TSLA to $10,000

put TSLA on 5s, throw on some EDM, and enjoy the party

TSLA IV crush wins “GUHTALITY”

Tsla missed Pump it 🚀

Well if Elmo hates $NFLX then $TSLA can go to the netherrealm.

Anyone think TSLA will stay down?

Just like always, Theta Gang wins in the TSLA ER battle You'd have at least 4k if you sold TSLA straddles

TSLA sex robots are coming

He’s the kicker: TSLA numbers ALWAYS suck

TSLA: call an ambulance... BUT NOT FOR ME

Morning everyone on wsb, any updates on my tsla calls? Which colour Lambo should I purchase?

Imagine TSLA with no $7500 credit, lol

bad tsla earnigns as expected

TSLA needs square root

Those numbers are complete ass. Send TSLA to 500

Free cash flow impressive TSLA

Those TSLA numbers suck 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

And TSLA down.

EPS miss for TSLA.

TSLA FUK

why tsla dump

Wow I buy 2 shares of TSLA and it tanks. Much fun.

Ooops tsla

I donated plasma to buy TSLA calls and this is what I get?

*TESLA 3Q REV. $28.10B, EST. $26.36B *TESLA 3Q ADJ EPS 50C, EST. 54C *TESLA 3Q FREE CASH FLOW $3.99B, EST. $1.25B *TESLA 3Q GROSS MARGIN 18%, EST. 17.2% *TESLA 3Q OPER INCOME $1.62B, EST. $1.65B *TESLA 3Q EPS 39C VS. 62C Y/Y $TSLA

$TSLA to forecast 2026 sales decline of -7% Stock rises 42.0%.

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 456.3783 before 23-Oct-2025 01:49 PM -05

Alright TSLA let’s disappoint everyone

Closing out my short IC on TSLA depending how big the move is (or isn't).

TSLA rug pull after going up

Prediction: Elon announces Baron will be the new CFO and head of crypto investments for the next three years. There will be no mention of car sales. TSLA flies for a 70% overnight gain.

#WOW TSLA >!hasn't reported yet.!<

When tsla earnings?

TSLA bulls 🤣😂🤣

TSLA $480 woo, it's all computer baby!

I need TSLA @500 to keep the house..