TSLA

Tsla horsecock🤌

$tsla KEEP GOING DADDY

$tsla please go silly like you only know how to do so, PLEASE

Gotta love it when quality is red but shitcos like TSLA and CRWV inverse market sentiment and pump

told yall more TSLA calls.

I guess when real stocks go down they roll money into fake stocks like TSLA. It seems less a company than a vehicle to steal option premium.

Why’s Tsla up?

Rotation into safehaven tsla day? Market is a joke.

TSLA finnin to blast off - ngl, that cybercab is pretty slick. Uber is toast Edit: Uber literally working with Unions (which have been their primary nemesis) to restrict cybercabs - All you need to know.

I’m ready for TSLA to climb again this week.

Wtf is tsla doing green on a day like this.

Sell it all and just full port uber or tsla if you wanna do that type of play.

Only now have I realized that all these hot and seemingly mature bartenders (who are probably seeking husbands) are PROBABLY less than half of Elon’s age, the age of an erratic individual who’s obsessed with memes… Btw tsla ipo’d in 2010 so 16 years ago which means Elon will be 71 in another 16 years and probably still posting the same types of tweets…

Why isn't TSLA piece of shit not moving?

**BanBet Created** ▲ | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $400.00 (above) | $353.41 | +13.2% | Sep 22, 4:57 AM |

!banbet TSLA 400 2w

Look at TSLA 1mo chart and tell me that buying the dip isn't obvious here.

LII, TSLA, MCD, META

When is TSLA going to crater. This cyber cab fiasco may start the end ?

CRDO BE ORCL SCCO NBIS TTMI TSM LITE TSLA :wow:

This “Cybercab” shiit is real bro 😎, social media is going crazy on Cybercab rides TSLA to $400 yo ma cult

TSLA green will make me lean! Because of how much Coke I'll buy!

| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $380.00 (above) | $353.41 | $353.41 | +7.5% | Sep 11, 9:30 PM | | **Record** | 3W - 2L | 60% | - | - | - |

Welp if TSLA don't hit $380 by Friday I'm down 19k

GOOG 399 TSLA 400

Where is my TSLA cult at 🤔

Tsla with the random 25 dollar run tmr as the news of musk buying 6 billion dollars worth keeps getting recycled lol

a parking lot full of cybercabs down at MIA smells bullish on tsla

Logs on to Reddit: Another day, another 3 month old privated account telling me the United States is collapsing.  Logs on to Twitter: Another day, another paid shill telling me TSLA will hit $2000 per share next month, trust me bro, I bought my 8th family Tesla. *SIGH*

TSLA should be $5

Musk getting heavily involved in German far right politics now. This mofo does not give a shit about selling cars does he. TSLA going to rip lower tomorrow.

ngl I think TSLA heads back for 400 soon - if not this week.

This week TSLA cult must push for $400 😁

easy UofM W, + TSLA calls next week.

Buying more GOOG and TSLA over next few weeks! I have strong reasons to hate Uber now. F*ck Uber!

need another TSLA 380 retest.

TSLA to the moon

Next week GLD TSLA GOOG?

alright i need someone to hold my hand and tell me that my tsla calls will be okay

so TSLA…climb next week?

Regarding TSLA robotaxi \-1 crush the competition with unbeatable prices \-2 competition disappears \-3 raise prices to the max \-4 profit ( Musk wins)

Lost $130 today, but overall in + for a week. Fucking TSLA never recovered. Oh well. This market sucks balls. Almost no movement after first 20-30 mins.

Loaded up on TSLA and APPL

Made $6K on TSLA puts. Stings that it would have been $12K if I was more patient. I’m a greedy MFer.

I need TSLA merger news soon. Sep 5 or SEp 15 maybe, what you think?

Buy TSLA, short UBER. Dying company.

Tsla cybercabs…. To the moon!!

TSLA went up 6% yesterday just to go down 6% today. . This is yin yang