TSLA

Stop buying TSLA, you banjo playing hillbillies. 

SpaceX will be raising $50B at a $1.5 trillion valuation. That's a massive issue for Tesla shareholders since it means there will be a very small free float which means SpaceX rally This share price explosion will certainly drive FOMO Tesla money into SpaceX and will make tsla go down in June 2026 IPO

We need some cvna type shit to happen to tsla right now

Meta has positive option flow for earnings today and tsla has negative

Fuck TSLA. Hope it's just exit liquidity buying in.

The rate decision + TSLA earnings wombo combo could be absolutely cataclysmic

The real ones are waiting with abated breath for Waste Management's earnings, not TSLA, META, IBM, and MSFT.

thoughts on TSLA march 20 420 put?

ER plays: short TSLA long MSFT long META

Would love to see TSLA do what CVNA is doing.

Puts on TSLA?

Tsla the big space ship that said I think I can I think I can

TSLA 🚀 🚀

May as well get banned if I'm gonna lose money !banbet TSLA 430 24hr

Big green TSLA candle the minute after I load a put ofc

I wanna play TSLA so bad, but I know I'm gonna be wrong no matter what

TSLA regard strength lmao

I just lit 1k on fire with 3 dte TSLA 350P. Gimme a 20% bloodbath baby

Oh Mr tsla oh mr tsla, you make me happpy when you stayyy greeeeen so Mr Tesla please don’t cuck meeee

PSA: Do not short TSLA before earnings.

TSLA regard strength ?

Wonder what story Elon will tell today. King of empty promises. TSLA +7%.

Please be the day where TSLA dies

TSLA 470 AFTER HOURS

Oh wow TSLA dildos getting rejected. TSLA cult ran out of money ?

TSLA announcing increase AI capex and AI chip causing 10% move AH

if you mad about missing SLV or SNDK just full port TSLA and you wont miss out 3 times

imo people are way too bearish on TSLA. ER already expected to be shite. FraudElon Musk just needs to announce something bullish that he clearly won't deliver and we might see 450-460s. "FSD / Robotaxi approval in China/EU" "Optimus blowjob attachment" "SpaceX purchasing 1000 cyber trucks" "Buying 1 billion worth of TSLA" Elon is a tart, but the last time he bought 1 billion worth of TSLA, POS went from 380s to 470.

TSLA or META earnings?

last year he promised 30 to 50 percent growth tsla mooned obviously

Everyone that's new to Tesla earnings: TSLA can report they sold 5 cars last quarter and it goes up. Fundamentals don't matter. It's about how many times Elon promises shit during the call

Tsla might have a break out earning and be red

The year is 2033. You just traded your last 100,000 Dog coin for a can of expired walmart baked beans. SPY is pegged to 1 corn coin. The T-Virus of '31 completely wiped your portfolio. Your supply of butt paper aka USD is dwindling. You smile. You know that your TSLA shares are going to get you off of earth and onto Mechalon's Mars.

Elon: Earnings are shite, but fuck it we ball. Might consider SpaceX merger. TSLA Stock: +200%

Last year, when everyone on WSB was talking about buying puts on TSLA, I invested all my money on puts and lost all of them. After 8 months of hard work. I am back and spent all my savings to buy SLV. There’s nothing wrong, right?

Sideways markets today no one wants touch anything untill daddy jpow reads us a good night story. Also in advance RIP TSLA

Tbh, I am not buying this shit. But I do believe TSLA will keep pumping.

TSLA shrek candle incoming. I've played this games before

im currently rocking some crcl and tsla calls 😎

Tsla preparing to lift off

And TSLA will pump on dogshit earnings. That's just how it is.

TSLA dumpening

Calls on horrible TSLA warnings but Elon mentions SpaceX IPO and the stock moons

TSLA premiums are insane

I normally think so, but WSB is like the Hulk, it's always berish on TSLA, or at least has been for the last 4 years or so.

Everyone here is bearish on TSLA so calls?

TSLA bull trap

TSLA climbing… gotta buy them CALLS

I know it won’t be, but I really hope today is the day TSLA goes down to $50 where it belongs