TSLA

TSLA leaps in mmy port gonna fuck me over .

It’s stupid, I’m still gonna buy the same expiration as before. I don’t need 2 DTE TSLA lol

Tsla destroying me on like 2 volume wtf

Monday and Wednesday option expirations being added for following: GOOG, GOOGL, AMZN, AAPL, META, MSFT, NVDA, TSLA, AVGO, and XLF We’re so fucked

Every journalist covering tsla has to say fsd instead of full self driving because everyone knows it still isnt correctly named. Every fsd article should include the note that tsla was sued by California because calling it full self driving is false advertising

How much will TSLA drop once SpaceX IPOs?

Someone please buy my TSLA bags

TSLA is going to go to 500 again whether you or I like it or not probably by end of week.

SEC approved Monday and Wednesday option expiries Starting January 26th, there will be Monday and Wednesday option expiries for the following tickers: GOOG, AMZN, AAPL, META, MSFT, NVDA, TSLA, AVGO, and XLF

Nasdaq is about to roll over. Generational opportunity to get into puts this week before MSFT, META, and TSLA drop their turd ers on Wednesday.

Can we be honest about tsla for a minute?

I mean, there was no way that TSLA was gonna hit 400 too How the hell is meta a $600 stock? bro, PLTR cant be worth 200

Short TSLA Paywalling standard features is not a sign of healthy business activity. Amongst many other reasons to short them I guess unless u think muskrat is going to build a robot army soon.

Mag 7's YTD: AMZN +5.6% GOOG +4.2% TSLA +2.5% (ER Wed) META +1.3% (ER Wed) NVDA -.60% MSFT -1.5% (ER Wed) AAPL -8.5% (ER Thurs)

DON'T TOUCH ME THERE! I'm saving myself for the TSLA sexrobots

Thoughts and waivers TSLA

Full bull about to be released on TSLA

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 480.0 before 03-Feb-2026 04:45 PM -05

TSLA SEX ROBOTS

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!banbet TSLA 400 1w

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Celticsmoneyline** bet **TSLA** goes from **447.4** to **399.0** before **01-Feb-2026 04:40 PM EST** Their record is 1 wins and 1 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

!banbet TSLA $399 1w

Tsla 1000000000

TSLA sales keep going down and promises keep going up! Stock goes up on hope. Musk is a genius!

OMG Mars futes just opened, SLV is at 150 and TSLA 800

Elon will announce sexrobot pre-orders and TSLA will pump again.

TSLA will never hit 500

TSLA bout to miss earnings big and still go to $500

Buying and holding tsla stock will be an easy 6x till 2035. What more you want? I'm personally gonna sell my tqqq by mid year and then switch to TSLA stock. I doubt most of you can beat 6x in 9 years

Will tsla be reporting this 🌽 loss on their earnings

Elon's TSLA sex robots will join ICE. Were all gonna be f\*\*\*ed... Literally :(

TSLA directional play idea https://x.com/tim_ctimothy46/status/2015223449107513781?s=46

american innovation: tsla optimus robot that can barely walk or do anything useful, msft copilot AI that slows down your computer and hasn't found practical use, meta AI glasses that zuck couldn't even figure out how to use at the reveal, tsla autopilot that is not reliable and crashes

So TSLA is finally going to drop after earnings right?

The dreaded TSLA earnings this coming week!

🌮 is not going to put a 100% tarriff on his largest trading partner in an election year, but if he does I am short TSLA and other crap that may be collateral damage anyways.

TSLA only accounts for like 1/5 of his net worth at this point. He doesn't care

tsla calls

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!banbet TSLA 400 114h

Better meme day trader? Amd or tsla

TSLA gonna sink to abyss on earnings as per my rational instincts. Therefore it will moon. I don't make the rules

#Ban Bet Lost /u/cfumoua made a bet that TSLA would go to 500.0 within **1 day** when it was 450.23 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 2 wins and 13 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

USS Abe Lincoln CSG steaming towards the Gulf of Oman, a fed rate decision Wednesday, and a FUCKLOAD of big earnings (AAPL, TSLA, ASML, UNC, SNDK, MSFT, CVX, XOM, NOC, RTX, GD, BA) STONK PLAYOFF SEASON

Elmo announcing a monthly subscription free for FSD might mean TSLA earnings are going to be even rougher than most think. (He'll spin it as net free with cheaper insurance or something and sycophant analysts will claim its' a huge win for humanity)

TSLA gonna end green Them's the rules

next wed is blockbuster for tech. we have TSLA, META and MSFT on the same day as Fed interest rate decision. IV will be through the roof

TSLA $450 EOD. Y’all heard it here first 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

The hopium on tsla fsd is insane, its small geofenced area in Austin only and now articles are saying they will expand to china and Europe lol