TSLA

wonder what the bullshit narrative will be today for why tsla doesn't dump on earnings on this totally not growing growth stock

This could get uglier if TSLA tanks after earnings.

TSLA saving us or killing us

PLTR, TSLA, MSTR to zero to heal the world

i have a good feeling im about to become a TSLA bagholder today

>CNN: TSLA SHARES SKYROCKET AFTER REPORTING RECORD CYBERTRUCK SALES TO OTHER MUSK OWNED COMPANIES

Already nauseous thinking it’s all on TSLA to see where indexes go

tsla theta burn earning. watch

Tsla will probably rally tbh. No logic needed

Many stocks are in Oversold territory now. *Checks TSLA* Fuck.

Imagine when TSLA gives trash guidance. Market might just off itself

Can't wait for the real dip after tsla earnings

So anyone got the early TSLA leaked earnings? Can't be good right? Most of all my pennies are in TSLA. I will accept your downvotes as I see your other picks.

TSLA is going to finish the job tonight.

Can't wait for TSLA to join the correction. Most overvalued stock in market right now.

TSLA earnings day and noone is talking about it

TSLA Q3-- total sales are 10 dollars as we sold a spare wheel but AI, AI, AI, robots, robots robots in 2999-- stock up 50%

TSLA earnings prediction they will have a huge miss on every metric but musk will say they are planning to sell 1 trillion optimus robots by the end of 2026 and the stock will rally 500%

$TSLA is about to double miss and still pump 8% on Elon promising robot slaves by Christmas

TSLA earnings is upon us, calls or puts

Life ain't fair...TSLA can post dogshit number and it'll go up, but when I do dogshit work I get fired

TSLA $240 EOY. 

Nothing would make me happier than for TSLA to shit the bed -20% this afternoon after earnings.

This has to be leaked earnings tsla 

TSLA 13k car recall before earnings after hours today lmao

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Pls miss on all metrics TSLA and report inevitable bankruptcy. Need these calls to print.

TSLA said why wait for earnings leees drill

Did TSLA results leak 

2DTE $400 TSLA puts @2.24 is ridiculous

I really want to buy TSLA puts fk Elon

God I see what you're doing to bynd and I need you to do that for TSLA 

History will be made today with TSLA. 🚀🚀

Wondering if TSLA will hit 400 or 500

Everyone in here will expect TSLA to crash, and 🍉 will flash that twinkling smile, post a meme, and cook the bears.

Lol NVDA and TSLA are going to moon and you're going to be even more angry

Tsla and nvda are extremely overvalued. All in to buy put

If TSLA doesn’t actually crash today I’m never playing the market again. A recall on earnings day, missing estimates (presumed), and absolute shitshow of a pay package for musk. Like when does the news actually catch up to the stock?

Time to exit TSLA.

if TSLA could eat shit today that would be nice

Hate musk and TSLA and see no way they can justify their valuation with earnings. Calls it is

TSLA puts are too obvious aren’t they

TSLA to $500 after earning. Grok confirmed

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My brain tells me TSLA puts, my guts tells me calls, and my anoos tells me I’m dying. I’ll listen to my anoos.

Sometimes. It's not about the money. I just want to see CVNA, TSLA, and PLTR burn. Will probably exit my longs in the coming weeks and short TSLA and PLTR (already short CVNA). Three of the most regarded stocks in existence.

Still holding TSLA long position, I am dreaming of 500 eow.

So TSLA's going to go up because of the thousands and thousands of robotaxis on the road now, right?

There is no way TSLA guidance can be positive with the current state of the brand, auto mkts and economy ☠️

Is market waiting for TSLA earnings or for data Friday? I don't think I can make it through the rest of the week without some volatility man I'm going through withdrawals.