TSLA

TSLA with the regard strength

Remember TSLA is the leader in mobility even though they keep selling less cars every month, 50% of the population hates them, China is squeezing them out and they use a safety driver in their driverless cars which don't work in the rain or at night.

TSLA refuses to die lol

Somehow TSLA doesn't drop lul

tsla 420 tomorrow

TSLA is a hedge against rational market movements

$TSLA is a joke. SPY down, Tesla flat. SPY up, Tesla up big!! I do not recommend buying puts 🤦‍♂️

Tsla needs to break 380

Tsla wanna pump so bad

TSLA need to get with the program. It’s going down you dumb car company

How tf tsla still at 400 with all this shenanigan 🏳️‍🌈

Market down, $TSLA up. Can't beat the best

TSLA the next tenbagger holding up nicely today

Guys I think TSLA is manipulated

I imagine Musk having like 5 dozen quants hooked up to an amphetamine drip all dedicated to keeping TSLA above 400 until the weekend

I think it’s great that TSLA went completely vertical on news of SpaceX looking at space data centers - which aren’t technically feasible. TSLA: everything is riced in and we only go up. All news is green news. GFY

TSLA we need you to clean out your desk, your MAG replacement AVGO starts today. No severance.  Don't slam the door.

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We don't bottom til tsla hits single digit p/e

Lets pump GOOGL & TSLA today

TSLA went up because it's March

$250 to $1500 yesterday, $1500 to $5k and in the morning. Then $5k down to $700 then back to $2k in the afternoon…. Only at TSLA 🫠

I’m not an EV guy yet but the new Scouts look awesome. Puts on TSLA

You idiots are so unbelievable, bidding TSLA up 3%, what a joke

All accurate up to 5. Middle East Sovereign funds have huge reserves to cover temporary cash flow limitations brought on by Hormuz closing...Mostly invested in US treasuries and BTC, in that order. Also: TSLA. Haha. Yields spiking will portend an equity dump, starting with risk-on small caps. But, nobody like selling to cover, so they'll put pressure on Iran to end the hostilities.

Fundamentals win 100% of the time except for TSLA and PLTR.

That's more from their earnings thing, TSLA levels BS guidance

Imagine selling AAPL and GOOG to buy TSLA

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Guys I suspect TSLA is manipulated stock

TSLA catching up to metas market cap, imagine getting beat out by a company with no real products while you make 22x the profits quarter

TSLA +4% whilst googl gets pinned Dafuq is this piece of shit market

damn was -2500 on TSLA calls ended up at +500, will take it

I bought some SPY and TSLA puts, expect the market to rip even more from here.

The fact that a piece of shit company like TSLA is in the “Magnificent 7” is proof of how unhealthy this market still is.

TSLA trades like it cured cancer or something.

UK NEW CAR SALES RISE, TESLA PLUMMETS, BYD SOARS • UK total new car sales in February: 83,377 units, up 3.6% YoY. • Tesla sales down 45.2% YoY to 2,208 EVs. • BYD sales up 40.9% YoY to 968 EVs. Tsla -45% 😂😂😂

bought TSLA calls at the top

Worthless fact of the day: If NVDA traded at TSLA multiples it would be worth 45T.

Always feels dirty making money off TSLA calls.

Tsla can muster a solid bounce and good just dead in the water. WTF is going on here

TSLA deep in overbought territory but nothing is normal anymore. TSLA is just the most retarded stock of all time.

Damn TSLA.

Down 75 percent on TSLA calls now down 20 percent. Please god

Made 35% on a TSLA call I just sold that instantly negated my loss on the poots from this AM BACK TO GREEN BABY **SLOWLY BACK TO GREEN YTD** (All time is fucked tho)

Elon tweeting that TSLA gonna AGI and make it humanoid ?????

that opening candle on TSLA is supremely fucked up lol

lmao TSLA not waiting for the party to start I see

TSLA just got upgraded lol