TSLA

TSLA earnings tomorrow. Lord give me strength to not play the scam

it's that time of the year again. tsla earnings, the pinnacle of volatility and bankruptcy

I’d stay away from TSLA earnings

TSLA earnings tomorrow hopefully elon tweets a shit ton so we know it’s going up

So does TSLA crank or yank tomorrow

Hilarious investors are like, "NFLX is missing, quick, we must be rational all of a sudden and sell off dog shit stocks like TSLA, pronto!"

Nflx makes red tomorrow and tsla causes red Thursday. Green starting from Friday

Recap of today: GOOGL sells off for the 56th time on insignificant OpenAI news and the Nasdaq is once again flst whily major components like NVDA, TSLA, AVGO of GOOGL are down by a lot - rigged bullshit index

And Tsla

That near the end dump of TSLA lmao. Believe or not thats a bullish Signal.

TSLA euphoria can only last so long

When OpenAI IPO it'll be the next controversial meme stock to replace TSLA as most traded daily

can we compare TSLA and GOOG. One is vaporware + meme + declining EV business the other is a volcano of cash with moats as high as the eye can see. who is buying TSLA and selling GOOG? Who are you crazy people?

Last chance to load tsla puts 

Ugh, was too scared for TSLA puts. At 448 now even more afraid to buy lol

The TSLA post earnings dump is so obvious

GLD, IBIT, TSLA calls free money

!banbet TSLA $460 2d

TSLA here we go

I need TSLA to crash to 400 tomorrow so I can sell my TSLQ 3:1 splitted bullshit

Saw someone comment that TSLA is like 270x future earnings and would take 270 years or some bullshit to justify the price. Bro, I heard a similar argument went TSLA was like a $20B market cap. Fundamentals don't matter much silly.

was counting on $TSLA pre-earnings run up, getting a bit worried here

tsla could use a 100 to 1 split

Implied move for TSLA ER is +/- 6.8% LMAOOOOOO

Tsler bros don't forget to vote to give melon 30x times of tsla accum net income

Its like you guys don’t even believe in FSD next year for TSLA earning tomorrow

GLD is the most volatile meme stock in the world. TSLA is old news

tsla $450 today?

Cell phones destroyed all society. Positions: Selling TSLA puts for pennies cause I lost my Testicles in 2009 GFC.

I'm going TSLA 400 EOM  Earnings will be Meh The new car will be the Tesla Weinermobile.  Robots aren't ready. AI is not as good as anyone else. 

I feel like tsla is a tad overvalued. 

Tsla will save me

die TSLA die and die some more before earnings

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What’s the chances of TSLA hitting $500 this week ..probably the same as Mariners winning tonight 😭

I don't care if the market wants to go retarded but can it rotate out of some of the more retarded things like tsla and mstr first?

2 days until not car company earning, r cats&dogs won't cut it. You fks are stuck with my shit posting again !banbet TSLA 410 5d

Calls my man, last 8 quarters TSLA has made a +5-10% move in the week following earnings.

Ok Calls or Puts for TSLA earnings? Basically the question is… is Elmo still on Ketamine and tweaking or has he finally locked in?

Friendly reminder that TSLA had its WORST er on record in July and still went up.

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Imagine going long ORCL short TSLA, that's my life these last few days, i want a re-do

I’m 1/6 in option trading so I’m going to sacrifice $1000 and buy TSLA Puts

Or they’ll disappoint and go up similar to Tsla 

If GOOGL and TSLA swap share prices, I'd still be long Google and short Tesla

TSLA is going to kill numbers this week. It seems like they pumped out cars expecting them to all sell by Sept. The lot by me was over flowing all summer and getting worse and worse and now nothing is left. Do what you want with this info. Me, anit doing shit. Tsla to risky. The other countries dips might be too much.

!p tsla

Puts on TSLA if they don’t release flying robotaxis with Megan Fox sex robots on Wednesday

Shorting TSLA before earnings is a rite of passage

Short TSLA