TSLA

I've not been paying attention to TSLA for the past couple of months. How the hell is it nearly 500 bucks? How delusional can this market get?

>Meta tolerates rampant ad fraud from China to safeguard billions in revenue >A Reuters investigation reveals the owner of Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp decided to accept high levels of fraudulent advertisements from China. Internal company documents show Meta wanted to minimize "revenue impact" caused by cracking down on the scams. If META and TSLA both folded the world would be a better place

Puts on TSLA because if I’m wrong it only emboldens my hate for a sham company.

TSLA 480 going to seem dirt cheap by the end of the week

There are ~~two~~ ~~three~~ four things guaranteed in this life: > 1) Death 2) Taxes 3) Painful Shits 4) TSLA having the retard strength

TSLA continues to amaze LOL Its a fucking cult at this point

I will not buy TSLA puts …. I bought puts

Market isn’t going any lower when you have TSLA up 4%

Surely TSLA doesn't finish today +4%

There will be a time when TSLA will come up with the cure for cancer and that will not stop it from dumping, that time is not today though

How do we explain TSLA? Don't they have like 10k BTC?

I will go all in short tsla when it hits 500

Can someone explain why TSLA, the trash stock, is randomly trading at all-time highs?

TSLA 1000 soon, The Waymo slayer

TSLA is up 4% today and you thought we were in a bear market?

Need drill team 6 on TSLA & NVDA gaaaang

TSLA is up no matter what news happening

Made 160% on TSLA weeklies

Tsla is at all time highs because _________.

TSLA out here stuntin' on these ho's

Ah yes investors flock to value companies like TSLA and CVNA in the times of uncertainty.

I want SPY to pump but TSLA to dump. The duality of man

elon borrows against his SpaceX equity, Buys tesla stock, tsla to 10trillion marketcap, gets 1trilly pay package. Am i missing something?

Entered weekly tsla puts here too LFGGGG

Classic tsla M pattern unfolding now 

TSLA: every micro-nano-mini-dip gets immediately bought back up. Crazy. Pump the stock 5 times on the same PR stunt.

chocolate nvda and the tsla flavored water

tsla the only thing keeping our head above water and it tastes foul

Like who or what keeps buying PLTR, CVNA, APP and TSLA at ATH when everything is tanking? So dumb

Imagine losing everything on SPY calls when TSLA is up 3-5% like every single day

tsla builds femboy robots now or why the pump?

Tsla is god damn retard

Tsla vehicles sales are down in Europe. Stock goes up 5%.

# THE REINDEERS ARE ALL ROBOTS AND HIS SLEIGH IS ELECTRIC # $TSLA

TSLA got the regard strength again

Tens of millions in OTM tsla calls were bought all last week

If Elon wanted to take TSLA private once SpaceX hits the market at $2T valuation, is $500/sh really a good price?

Ofc when there’s a selloff, the money rotates into TSLA 🤔

TSLA just some hulk strength

"Like the company, TSLA cars have been seen driving without anyone at the wheel"

does $TSLA just exist in its own fucking vacuum ?

TSLA wtf

# BEST ENTRY YOU'RE GOING TO GET ON TSLA FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR RIGHT NOW

What is the reason tsla up today? After Friday leg up

quantum TSLA?

TSLA drones I KNEEL

That’s funny. My TSLA puts are printing

My CVNA and TSLA calls are printing!

Everything crashing for two days. TSLA randomly up by yet another 3%

Reminder: if TSLA is up, 🤡 market is still in effect.