TSLA

TSLA 415 today

Bounce TSLA, fly like a bird!! Then once I’ve sold my calls you can drop like a brick…

I love imagining the size of the bags held by the BoA analyst who just upgraded TSLA

Monarch: Legacy of Monsters just started season 2. There are worse shows. Position TSLA, NVDA (you can't hurt me)

Mmmaybe these tsla calls will cancel out my spy puts losses...

Tired of these bullshit PT increases on TSLA for no reason by the same dogshit analysts

I might be able to get out of these shit Tsla calls thank god

TSLA stroked out for a minute there.

NVDA 🤝 TSLA keeping premarket afloat

Do you think that all the TSLA idiots will sell their shares for the SpaceX IPO?

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So now Elon is telling investors we will have moon TSLA factories within 20 years.🐡

RDDT, SOUN, ASTS, CRWD, PLTR calls...TSLA, MU, MSTR puts

I definitely don’t mind of the KOSPI recovers, so long as TSLA goes bankrupt

#TSLA, LMFAO!

TSLA AVAV for spring break IT IS!!!

Damn, Cathie Wood is in buying spree today Bought: BABA, AMZN, HOOD, CRWV, COIN, ACHR, AVAV, TEM, SHOP and TSLA. Sold: TSM, PINS and BIDU.

I've been right about this stock 2/2 times. I'm pretty much Warren Buffett. I say puts down 5% in the next 14 days from today . . . . . . . !banbet TSLA -5% 2w

!banbet TSLA 1000 2w

Potentially too logical. When something makes sense, it must be wrong. TSLA leaps sound way more retarded.

TSLA puts until my whole account goes up in flames like the US Consulate in Dubai

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TSLA back to 400 by close I bet

The great migration from TSLA to RIVN

market begins to V and $TSLA keeps dropping :D

My tsla puts are making money but they also just feel good, know what I mean ☺️

Not bad. Made a couple hundreds shorting tsla

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 350.0 before 19-Mar-2026 05:56 PM -05

Huh, tsla is going down

I wouldn't buy tsla if it cured cancer

buy buy buy TSLA

The scientists knew that that had created something truly special when they asked the robot what it thought about TSLA. It's response "TSLA should be a 5 trillion dollar company". The head researcher noted at that moment that he looked at his colleague and said "this thing is fucking retarded. I mean, like what the fuck?".

If you are selling options, any short dated option is good ( under 1 week). Its better to sell tomorrow since monday wednesday and friday for key mag7 stocks. Tuesday has more time so less of thetha. That being said, you dont wanna sell when a stock is rebounding off a key support like nvda and tsla off their 200day moving average yesterday. So note those. Id suggest backtesting.

Not asking for much, just SPY to 660 today or TSLA to 350

TSLA needs to break 390 and go bottom fishing

Actually been holding 2 years out TSLA puts for a couple months now…it’s up and down, basically even

Another day another TSLA bounce off of $390

FUCK IT ALL IN TSLA CALLS AT OPEN 7DTE LETS GO

Tsla down 20% this week on news musk is actual a sentient 20 couric shit

Which one of you fucking crayon eaters is keeping Tsla from dumping 10%?

Samsung's Taylor plant is Texas is likely go delay mass production. This plant was supposed to produce Tesla’s AI5 and AI6 chips. Samsung electronics -10% TSLA -1.80% overnight [https://www.trendforce.com/news/2026/03/03/news-delay-at-samsungs-taylor-reportedly-slips-mass-production-to-2027-raising-concerns-for-tesla/](https://www.trendforce.com/news/2026/03/03/news-delay-at-samsungs-taylor-reportedly-slips-mass-production-to-2027-raising-concerns-for-tesla/)

If we were to believe the bears, we would just be emerging from out of the sixth recession in 5 years, the great civil war IV has ended, the oceans are boiling and TSLA is negative $469.

I need TSLA to 350 end of week please

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 431.5313313 before 05-Mar-2026 10:33 PM -05

I’m kinda regretting these TSLA puts bought at close….

My rotation from shiny rocks into stocks did not go as well as premarket was saying. Overall it was still a good day, but more because of stock buying than shiny rock selling. I still have bullets, but I will probably wait before firing. If TSLA goes up, I'll increase the size of my TSLA short. If market goes down, I'll increase the size of my Index position (shares + calls). If neither happens, I'll make money.

TSLA has legit bounced off of $390 five times in the past 30 days

TSLA is red today, which makes a lot of sense if you think about it less oil = more electric sales -> which is actually bearish for them