TSLA

Anyone know how the TSLA event is going? Just wanna know if its a dud or not

Why TSLA no dump, cyberbully

What time is the TSLA event supposed to end?

Tsla is going to crater from this. My goodness. No news after all that run up. 350 open

Wonder how the TSLA event is going. Looking like the news is starting to get sold a bit.

Crazy there’s no live stream of this event for TSLA, must be shit

Tsla puts were too obvious

tsla 357 yesterday 382 high today

TSLA bullshit upcoming venture rewards the stock jump meanwhile HPE printed out real deliverables yet get punished. f this market disconnection

holy f tsla up 5%

TSLA selling off because there's no stream link is hilarious

Sell the news event for TSLA?

Buy tsla heard there cyber cab is lit

TSLA not livestreaming the event? Thought it was public

Elmo rugs ghey tsla bols always

TSLA puts, gonna nosedive tomorrow

TSLA up 5.5% How far will it drop after the event?

Place your bets it's either 420 or 330 for tsla tmr lmao

Tsla movement today was wild. Lets see if it tanks or spikes during the demo

I had TSLA and MSTR calls Monday that would have printed hugely had it not been for that shake out all fucking Tuesday

Wonder how many dumbass played tsla for tmr not knowing what happens at 5.45 today LMFAO 😆😆😆

$TSLA event. Stock rises in anticipation. Musk will stammer and stutter his way awkwardly through the Cybercab event. Audience will cheer on demand. Stock will fall 11%. Tale as old as time.

Just need Tsla to go down 16 bucks tomorrow lol

Honestly scared to hold my Tsla puts overnight

Up 40% on my Tsla puts. Shame I barely bought any

Tsla gonna cash in that exit liquidity before the event?

Should’ve bought more Tsla puts smh

Dump time Tsla

TSLA and SPCX pumping on the same day is just the perfect illustration how the market is full regard.

Anyone else in tsla puts for tn

Why is SPCX up more than TSLA lol?

is this a sell the news type event for TSLA?

1DTE TSLA Calls, I'm not scared

#Finally offloaded by SPCX bags. TSLA bags next. LMAO🤌

#Last time TSLA had a cybercab event it turned out to be people being driven in robotaxis going 15 mph in an empty studio LMAO🤌

TSLA soon back to all-time high🚀

is spcx gonna buy tsla yet I need sexbots in space

Watch tsla keep pumping to fuck the puts

Who’s got Tsla puts

why THE FUCK IS TSLA STILL UP FUCKING TODAY

I like puts but knowing tsla it will be calls

Tsla puts or calls?

Should I sell my TSLA stock and buy back tomm?

Has TSLA ever moon after an event?

I maybe fat and ugly but at least I am not short TSLA.

I can do the Michael Jackson lean from Smooth Criminal This is bullish for TSLA

I’m livid I don’t hold my Tsla calls

TSLA hitting 400 today after the cyber taxi event

wait SPY is up cause TSLA is up +7% ?? That's who they went with to prop SPY? yeah this seems rock solid

If puts ever get too high Elon himself will just buy TSLA and crush them, causing the stock to pump Having his kind of money makes it a completely different game when it comes to his stocks.