TSLA

TSLA gonna sink to abyss on earnings as per my rational instincts. Therefore it will moon. I don't make the rules

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USS Abe Lincoln CSG steaming towards the Gulf of Oman, a fed rate decision Wednesday, and a FUCKLOAD of big earnings (AAPL, TSLA, ASML, UNC, SNDK, MSFT, CVX, XOM, NOC, RTX, GD, BA) STONK PLAYOFF SEASON

Elmo announcing a monthly subscription free for FSD might mean TSLA earnings are going to be even rougher than most think. (He'll spin it as net free with cheaper insurance or something and sycophant analysts will claim its' a huge win for humanity)

TSLA gonna end green Them's the rules

next wed is blockbuster for tech. we have TSLA, META and MSFT on the same day as Fed interest rate decision. IV will be through the roof

TSLA $450 EOD. Y’all heard it here first 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

The hopium on tsla fsd is insane, its small geofenced area in Austin only and now articles are saying they will expand to china and Europe lol

last chance to get TSLA before it turns into ASML

MSFT, META, TSLA, AAPL earnings all next week.

TSLA earnings next week 👀

TSLA GANG COMMENCE THE BUYING

your gonna blink and TSLA gonna be 480

Wednesday MSFT META TSLA report earnings, should be a fun day

Tsla running on the hopes and dreams of elon did manage to survive so long but i think it is time that it dies

Oh you’ll see what max pain on TSLA is

Max pain on TSLA this week is 435$. Bet it closes right around there.

Asml, meta, tsla, appl

RIP TSLA Elon Cuck puts in formal bid for Ryan Air

If you value Tesla (TSLA) as a car company sell it. If you value Tesla (TSLA) as a tech company buy it.

TSLA -3% EOD F ELON

DUMP EET TSLA

Watch TSLA give up all its gains feom the padt 3 days

$TSLA

TSLA keeps memeing up despite debunked robotaxi without safety driver. Instead of one inside, they have a chase car with 2 monitors now lol.

NVDA on green, AMD on green, TSLA on green, AMZN on green, others same.

ROLL ME IN ELON, ALL IN ON TSLA PUTS

threads passes X in terms of daily users? TSLA to ATH

That 1 am TSLA pump is looking hilarious rn.

Hahaha very typical of TSLA

Tsla exist bullies

TSLA going to give back every penny from yesterday.

tsla going to do the most regarded thing today and we know what's going to happen

intc, tsla, maas put 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

TSLA gonna dump today

WSJ printed musk jumping back into politics. We should short tsla right?

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FART FNMA ALT RDDT TSLA

happy pre-market... i am still holding nvda, tsla, and am eyeing at maas

When logic suggests TSLA should not go up, TSLA will go up.

long NVDA MAAS short TSLA PLTR

>Tesla (TSLA) rose 0.19% after Elon Musk announced the launch of unsupervised robotaxi rides in Austin lmao, what a pump

Tsla and cvna are the easiest stocks to load up on puts Friday morning. Cheap premiums and big gains !!!!!

I know one of you dorks thought you were riding TSLA down to 325 with weeklies

Europe has access to 5x tsla and 5x QQQ, spy and we don't even got shit like that. How can the USA SEC allow options but not 5x ETFs

Shorting TSLA is kinda like being a heroin addict, but it's more expensive and feels worse.

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 400.0 before 15-Feb-2026 01:48 PM -05

Actually yes. It helped me cash in on those TSLA calls I’ve been holding

The faces in here when TSLA has a $8 trillion market cap though

I Google GOOGL and Waymo way more than I gain intel on Intel and TSLA from Tulsa. Brk.B said brb