TSLA

TSLA trying so hard not to fucking die. Keep bouncing off 481 😬

Didn't you hear? They have an AI day! AI! And Robotaxi! Taxis that driver without drivers. Amazing yhh? Jokes aside - pretty sure its headed for $30's - investors are insane about a robo taxi future. Its why tsla is priced like max, and now why rivn is rising.

What? I was referring to TSLA he must’ve been referring to SPY

Tsla bulls about to get ass rammed 

My TSLA 0dtes just got rug pulled

Tsla ends day at 472

Fuck AMZN I hope bezos fucking dies of fucking stroke fuck you sold for lost fucking piece of shit all TSLA gains gone

some of yall see TSLA PE 333 and think BUY

Lol META and TSLA are both extra hated

I just woke up and full ported TSLA 0dte calls. I’m so regarded it’s not even funny.

TSLA toying with bols and bers. LOL

TSLA, join the fucking rally

TSLA is green again so everything else has to go red now. I don’t make the rules!

BTO 2x TSLA 12/26 480c @13.86 holding 3x @14.88 avg cb

TSLA RED LIKE GOD INTENDED

TSLA

TSLA puts I guess don’t bet against a meme stock

Tsla and nvda are extremely undervalued. All in to buy!!!!

LOL Tsla. They killing all the 500c

Are you ported into puts? Everybody loves the TSLA smack talk but everybody knows not to actually bet against tesla

TSLA calls are looking tempting af

TSLA back to inversing SPY is the signal of the bull market continuation. All things in balance

Tsla calls?

Oh ok tsla

So TSLA 1DTE’s paid and AMZN was the one who fucked me.. complete opposite of my thought process last night

Rotation into TSLA in 3.... 2...

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 500.0 before 23-Dec-2025 07:22 AM -05

TSLA down only

TSLA is fated to blow off above 500 today and then do its bets Wile ‘E’ coyote starting this evening.

TSLA losing $1 per minute. At this rate, I will be a millionaire before 2026.

TSLA up 1% before market even opens okay

TSLA 500 somehow .. I don’t make the rules

TSLA $500 Book it.

TSLA 500 today or 470

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 450.0 before 15-Jan-2026 05:15 PM -05

I just woke up from a dream where all of WSB was watching someone bet $250K on TSLA calls just before earnings but then TSLA missed earnings so their position went -90% so they sold and then Elon went on the earnings call and said robotaxis are now available in your house and the stock rallied and then I looked at my phone and it was actually me who made those trades anyways, good morning fam

TSLA Model Slayyyy

All those Stephanie's must be happy with their TSLA shares that they've held since covid.

Am gonna open short on TSLA again at 490

Another day, another ass hammering for TSLA haters 🤗

I just had a late night brain blast what if instead of gifting a $2,000 tariff stimmy they gift everyone $2,000 of TSLA far OTM near DTE puts and then tank it 90% to fair value, wealth inequality solved!

tsla or rivn

What does TSLA have to do with the Japanese economy. Why rocket.

On what date was TSLA incorporated? An Etsy witch has a "Let it Rot" hex jar that she'll put the name of your enemy in for $10. But she needs their birthdate.

What if🍈 just consolidates all of his companies into a conglomerate, named Xtacy. Its subsidiaries: tsla, robotaxi rideshare, optimus pleasure bots, spacex, neuro-chips, ketamine pharmaceuticals. Would this not be an 8 trillion dollar company?

If you ever feel stupid just remember that there are people who allocated 1.6 trillion (tsla market cap) and they risk every night they go to sleep waking up -80/-90% in the event that elon for some reason dies. They are so stupid they don't even know they risk that every fckn day.

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 465.0 before 20-Dec-2025 11:46 AM -05

This is bullish for TSLA

Yes AnimePoors borrow money for free and buy shit like NVDA, TSLA, BTC, blah blah. When they have to refinance at higher rates, they'll have to liquidate some shit.

TSLA is the Gwyneth Paltrow of stonks.