TSLA

Just wait for the TSLA sex robots for the next leg up

Imagine if you had listened to Nutlick, 🌮’s commerce guy earlier this year when he went on the news and said tsla at low 200’s is a generational buying opportunity. I wonder, what if I just listened and full ported into shares/leaps. Next time an insider publicly says to buy something, should probably listen.

Short Ai. Calls on TSLA. That is a winning hedge play.

Be all in on TSLA Iykyk

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 488.80223 before 23-Dec-2025 05:33 PM -05

Tsla explosion soon get ready for it

Give me a good short here. Trying really hard not to go short on TSLA, before it pumps again.

Surprised TSLA isnt up 10% off 1 staged robotaxi withtou a safety driver sighting

TSLA holders, how's life on Mars so far?

TSLA Jan $450 calls looking great. Probably going to raise them and push further out.

mstr calls/tsla short/crvna short

i agree, youre totally right. ive been waiting on the downfall of tsla for over a year, it just keeps going up, until it wont. imo good time to short.

TSLA now SpaceX proxy lol 🚀

Sounds like they’re ahead of schedule TSLA 500 EOW

Since TSLA definitely for-really-reals has autonomy figured out, they should push that update across the whole fleet.  Imagine the sheer fucking carnage on and off the world’s roads lol.

Tsla is a 1.5T cap stock on falling car sales and robotaxi(testing). Robotaxi revenue won't have meaningful impact prob till Q3-4 2026. Semi revenue won't have impact till Q3 2026 also.

Only go long on TSLA. Never short

TSLA should stop being such a tease and get to 5 trillion already!!

I remember a hater last year told me I was an idiot for believing in Tsla and it was going to zero. I told him why not put 100k in puts if he's so sure. Then Trump got elected and the stock doubled almost overnight 🤣 Hope the poor fella is ok...

TSLA needs to do another 3% like Friday while everything drops.

Institutions to revalue TSLA on Monday LMAO 

AI trade.  Market suddenly oversold. 6 Bil people use internet FREE 2.6 Bil under age 20 1 Bil will pay $30 a month for AI No wonder ORCL is not panicking or saying anything abt stock drop like companies usually do - e.g TSLA, AMD - these companies the mom stock drops they’re on docket to counter… Next catalyst - Denial of Tariffs - time to go long

NVdA is shit. It will crash to 150…TSLA will be 500+ by eoy!

I sold nvda and went full port on TSLA. So TSLA for the win!!!

#TSLA about to open $500 tomorrow LMAO🤌

#They spotted 1 Tesla robotaxi car with no drivers in austin which means TSLA stock will be up 8% tomorrow LMAO🤌

TSLA would jump 4000% because Elon has rocket ships

For those who can't find futures: ORCL -6% AVGO -2% TSLA +7% NVO -14% you're welcome

First tesla seen without safety monitor driving around in Austen, FSD is now fully unsupervised, TSLA is mooning tomorrow 🚀

I wish I had a cool story, I just watched it all go away with several ill advised 0DTE SPY and TSLA shit

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TSLA bulls raving over a paltry driverless Tesla has me feeling good about my puts lmao.

BREAKING: TSLA unveils technology to allows drivers to drive at night by illuminating road in front of vehicle with advanced magic bulbs of light Cult: TSLA UP 100%!!!

"cathie wood ARK sold TSLA" i guess TSLA is going up

Dot com p/e 80 PLTR p/e 180 TSLA p/e 316

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Can't wait for TSLA to be the 1st company to hit 10,000 P/E ratio. It will all be okay though once the sex robots are available for pre-order though.

Hoping SpaceX IPO next year for 2 trillion and TSLA also hits 3 trillion 🤗🤗

SpeceX IPO I’m thinking calls for sure, I messed up on TSLA but this is my second chance can’t wait!

Broad market pulling back on Friday, while TSLA pushing up 2.7% made no sense. TSLA isn’t some safe haven asset, but a risk on asset. SPY will retest 690 during regular trading hours this week.

TIL TSLA does not stand for testicular 😔

Why do I get this weird feeling this clown 🤡 market is gonna pump TSLA to 500 by end of Jan

TSLA sex robots will come with a monthly membership along with a $10k “full service mode” that will be implemented at some future date.

NVDA 📈 TSLA 📉

So buy TSLA and sell Costco? Seems like a bad decision.

it's the first trading day after Christmas 2025 / Satan's rally: the stock market has crashed to ATL, after BLOOMBERG exclusive that $ORCL is now building only 2 toilets in its HQ instead of 3, clearly a sign of increasing credit distress $NVDA has now become the least valuable company in the S&P500, and continues to trade like a meme stonk meanwhile $TSLA and $CVNA hit new ATH every week

new burry tweets, new AI model (like this week when googl got fuk), random "fake news" (see MSFT -3% last week or ORCL this Friday), mrPres. bad health condition, MU shitting their ERs... and TSLA increased sales

So TSLA $1000 EOY?

according to all the Sissy SpaceX fans, TSLA stock is adjacent to investing in SpaceX, they are intertwined and not just a car company. So, when SpaceX IPO's then we should see a split from TSLA and an appropriately significant stock price reduction, right? Right?