TSLA

you know Bers r fuk when TSLA is red pre market market not feeling completely regarded for 1day challenge

Elon doesn't need to hit his insane numbers for his $1T payout package. TSLA cuck simps will make sure he gets that payout regardless of whatever he will not deliver on

Fine. I’ll buy call on TSLA to stop it in its track, like I did with META. I am inevitable.

It’ll pump today but you’ll still be bleeding by eow. Friday should be very interesting.. On the other hand, pump tsla as high as u can cuz i got calls thanks

So far: MSFT is down 13% from ATH META 19% Nvidia 12,5% Amazon 19% AAPL 4% Google 4% AVGO 21% ORA 40% PLNTR 13% Netflix 30% NBIS 42% ASML 4% TSLA is X with ATH.

Every day we stray further from God. Yesterday we were praying for TSLA to carry to market, now we pray that Europoors save it. We need to stop worshiping the false Gods! Blasphemy!!!

Die TSLA die

Can TSLA just get to $900 already!!!

New generation of TSLA baggies, how ya doin?

Well they lie all the time. And people want to be lied to. Just look at TSLA

I might buy some TSLA calls later and take one for the team

Anything but tsla

Hard to say. TACO needs Elon to help him win Midterm next year. I bet TACO will give Elon alot of government contracts to TSLA and SpacX in the coming months 👍

Whoever shorts TSLA at the right time... man, you’re gonna be rich rich 🤑

Friday max pain for TSLA is way down in the high 300s.  Maybe some of this insane pump is gamma squeeze?

My 8k in tsla puts are smiling

I stopped buying puts because even though I don’t like TSLA, I do like money

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 465.0 before 20-Dec-2025 11:46 AM -05

Shit i shouldve bought more tsla puts FUCK

December 31 prediction: NVDA $80, PLTR $10, TSLA $150, MU $0, NBIS & IREN bankruptcy

TSLA stock is a money laundering operation.  Like mattress stores.

You fuckers totally missed the TSLA rally with you're goofy hate shit

!banbet TSLA 460 1d

Avg WSB bull: Lol the dollar sucks all in stonks! SPY ATHS! Also WSB bull to cashier: do you accept TSLA weeklies?

Lots of meat on the bone left on TSLA puts still

Where all the gay tsla bols now? So easy to buy the 465p today for penny’s 

TSLA shit on itself after hours

At least TSLA will be under $200 by morning, that makes me happy

TSLA

Cathie Wood buy/sells today: Bought: $BMNR — 550,404 shares $COIN — 64,946 shares $CRWW — 136,670 shares $CRCL — 143,579 shares $XYZ — 92,845 shares Sold: $TSLA — 124,867 shares $SOFI — 42,465 shares $SHOP — 27,571 shares FUCKING CRCL AND CRWV LMAO

So TSLA calls?

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 440.0 before 19-Dec-2025 12:19 PM -05

So was that the blow-off top for TSLA yet?  Probably not 😞 

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 465.0 before 16-Dec-2025 03:26 PM -05

Fomo will push TSLA to $900 next week

Everything is cooked. Long macd cross on spy. Nvda to 70. Gme to 420. Tsla 1000

Idk if ur just looking at raw p/c ratio but i think dollar values matter and based on my tracker, NVDA has a way more bullish p/c long term, but tsla is bullish this week, however the tracker doesn't tell me whats been closed already. I can also guarantee NVDA has been heavily bullish for the last week, hence why I dca'd, but i cannot give exact values as it doesn't save history. NVDA: LONG: $600m c - $150m p (0.8) SHORT (1 month): $296m c - $93m p (0.76) TSLA: LONG: $14b c - $4b p (0.78) (insanity) SHORT: $275m c - $76m p (0.79) Regardless both are retardedly bullish so I just don't see any real downside long term.

Can TSLA stop being such a tease and get to $900 already

Word maybe just some retards yoloing, only bringing it up because i got an alert abt the put buys, which only happens for large short dated trades. I try not to touch tsla ever cause i dont get the company so i dont watch the option flow

Actually I just remembered a ton of tsla puts being bought for friday - they got flagged due to how shortdated and large $$$. I think that could be their piggy to roast for spx 🤷

TSLA could sell 3 cars, pass the GDP of the entire planet and still keep pumping and some of you would still buy puts

As retarded as this stock is...it held 470....,I hate TSLA more then anyone else but this is going to 500 and people arent gonna like it Edit, if you are trying to short this stock. I would wait til it retest 463 before going balls deep. Otherwise this is gonna run

TSLA gets major market down grade. MUSK to announce Santa Sleighs with FSD, no deer needed by 2030. Stock pops 15%.

We’re fucked TSLA is now down $3 AH

TSLA isn't drilling

I'm either down 50% or up 100% tomorrow, solely depends on if TSLA tanks like I think it will

Look at me I'm a market maker "AAAAAAH I'M AFRAID OF DEBT! I'M GONNA SELL THE MOST PROFITABLE COMPANIES ON EARTH AND ROTATE INTO TSLA!!! AAAAAAH"

What was the reason for TSLA pump today? I have been scalping TSLQ throughout the day, but now I want to open a bigger short position.

ALGOs and funds are your kryptonite because you likely trade in the short term. They're your white whale.  Your scapegoat.  Fundamentals win 99.8% of the time.  There's always some bullshit (TSLA, PLTR, ENRON). And stop with the condescending smile faces and LOLs. Makes you look like a child.