TSLA

TSLA with the regard pump as always 🤣

TSLA puts 1DTE right here. These candles are stupider than a child that Elon and Donnie would have.

TSLA FCKIN SCAM

Melon is being deported to Mars, TSLA shareholders approve!

meme stocks rotating from SDNK/MU to TSLA and META

TSLA 460 INCOMING

Grabbed a bunch of TSLA 440p for tomorrow exp. Don’t think this rally holds

TSLA rippinnn’

TSLA calls up 50% yuhhhhhh

TSLA has gone vertical lmfao

#Quick 100% gain in 10 minutes on TSLA 450$ calls thank you come again

Turns out short TSLA and long NFLX was not, in fact, the correct play.

had TSLA calls that bled shit out of my ass since 11 and now had an sell order at breakeven, it filled and now it's doing this

I love how TSLA just quietly frauds while frauding to itself in the background, frauding. It's like if a town has a known rapist in the 1820s. "Oh, don't be mindin' him, he's just ol' rapey Joe! He's a harmless fella, town rapist. Won't do you no harm..well, 'lessens you're a 12 year old girl."

TSLA 445 by EOD

Daily comment asking folks what reason TSLA has to be up more than markets overall today… 😆

come on TSLA do your thing

TSLA stock is priced 290x its earnings and is down 10%+ on revenue YOY. Are you really that surprised it’s not running? Gravity has to kick in at some point

My conspiracy is Elon has a lot of debt that he used TSLA stock as collateral for, so the institutions that are holding that collateral can't let prices fall below a certain point or else they lose too much money

TSLA trade worked (even long calls currently at .02 delta.) I should never do that again.

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Xiaomi smart car hitting EU market in 2027. Goodbyeeeee TSLA

TSLA 440C: 2.60 > 4.10 It ain't honest but it's much (because I actually timed the top lmfao)

TSLA is a collective betting platform for the best marketed entrepreneur in the world. PLTR is supposedly the big brother system know it all AI for EVERYTHING. Now tell me how it is justified to have a similar P/E ratio of a company that is not even close to a 1/50th of SpaceX, the founders are unimportant, etc. etc.

Just remember these WEF fucks don’t want you owning private cars and Elon is their guy for that TSLA 450 EOW

Every fucking time I buy a tsla put it goes up $10. wtf. I need to just start inversing myself and only buy calls

Elon said jump portal from LA to NY arriving next year. TSLA 450 EOW

So Elon brabbling about aliens and visiting far away galaxies soon. In Davos and on Bloomberg radio. Sustainable abundance from TSLA. Can‘t even comprehend what he is saying.

Because traditional fundamentals do not apply in speculative growth. These stocks are dominated by future potential, and that is based on multiple subjective and objective factors. Primarily sentiment and retard analysts. TSLA or PLTR are fantastic examples, just in different stages. Also, private companies have limited requirements for publication or regulation. It's never apples to apples. Possible significant pullback, sure, improbable, definitely with a strong macro.

TSLA calls? Elon speaking at WEF

Will TSLA just say something about SpaceX so the space shit flies again?

Chance of TSLA dumping at earnings? 50/50?

TSLA I hate you, TSLA I do When I buy puts, my port turns to poo

Can't afford tsla so I buy tsll callz

Long or short TSLA before Elon appearance in Davos?

TSLA 440c for tomorrow

Tsla puts

Solid $3 drop on TSLA at open LMAO

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TSLA lotto puts at open, easy money

I waited for 366 days for GLD to close higher than TSLA, and on tuesday it finally did! But I was a political prisoner in reddit jail, which happens to me a lot, so I was unable to comment about it. But today is day 3 of celebrating the fact that GLD is higher than TSLA!!!

Is Peter Thiel's portfolio the most regarded of all time? Tesla (NASDAQ: TSLA) accounts for 39%. Microsoft (NASDAQ: MSFT) accounts for 34%. Apple (NASDAQ: AAPL) accounts for 27%. "I'm 21 and I just downloaded Robinhood today!"

Sold my puts on MSFT yesterday for a nice profit, now puts on ASML because their production is limited and price is fixed and puts on TSLA because FSD won't be ready in 5 years and they are being beat by price, quality and image by their competitors.

ASTS, TSLA, PLTR. The three stooges of overvalued BS in 2026 😂

TSLA P/S is around 14

VST 7.5% ANET 7.0% NVDA 6.9% PLTR 6.9% ASML 5.6% RKLB 4.9% ASTS 3.7% ETN 4.8% AVGO 5.0% AMZN 4.7% VRT 4.2% META 4.2% CRWD 4.2% GOOGL 3.9% CEG 4.2% MSFT 3.9% AMD 3.3% TSLA 3.7% CCJ 2.8% MU 2.8% PWR 1.9% RDDT 1.9% STRL 2.0% Thoughts?

Now do tsla

WSB Top pick of 2026, last year WSB top picks had an average return of 80% ;) im adding some of these on red days. let's get rich together **1 ASTS** **2 RKLB** **3 GOOGL/GOOG** **4 AMZN** **5 NBIS** **6 RDDT** **7 MU** **8 IREN** **9 TSLA** **10 PLTR**

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 15.0 before 29-Jan-2026 11:36 PM -05