TSLA

I don't know about the earning reports but if rklb and spacex (without starlink) make similar revenue with similar margins (doubt tho) then yes, but keep in mind everything elon touches is overhyped and overpriced, check tsla, its valuation makes no fuckin sense

"Domestic Tesla sales hit 4-year low: Tesla's (TSLA) U.S. sales dropped 23% in November to the lowest since early 2022, as new lower-priced models failed to offset demand loss after EV tax credits expired. Shares fell 1%"

Will TSLA ever go down this shit is so stupid

People are like "we're done with AI so we're selling NVDA. The real future is in Robots so we're buying TSLA. Which definitely don't use any NVDA chips. Surely not."

You're really trying to make sense of TSLA? Where have you been the last few years step bro? 🤌

Y'all screaming BUBBLE. Meanwhile mag 7 ytd... MSFT +13.53% NFLX +6.80% AAPL +11.13% TSLA -4.35% GOOG +63.39% AMZN +3.10% META +10.03%

What's everyone's Christmas wish? Mine is MSTR - 150 AMZN - 270 TSLA - Under 400 (But really to 0)

Tsla always behaves weird, should be priced in

This day was masterfully, engineered with surgical precision to fuck me specifically. Every single stock on the planet I own tanked, stuff like nvda, goog, etc, and the one single put hedge play I had was tsla

I’ve gone a step further and stopped trading it altogether. I don’t care much for the company—whether it goes bankrupt or to 10 trillion-but I do care about making money. But with tsla, you will lose whichever direction you choose.

TSLA gonna become the most valauble company in the world when it moons during the next market crash

The only logical thing I can think of for why tsla pumped today is that Elon told his buddies to pump it so he can dump his 1B stock( bought in sep for Nov comp plan voting) next week. His brother(Kimbal) also sold 3% of his tsla stock this week

Tsla is already bellow 300, so calls?

NVDA and AMZN actually down more than AVGO over the last 3 months. TSLA up 23%

Why tsla up when market down?

I got bored and turned stocks into "Tinder Profiles" using AI. Which one are you swiping right on? **1. Tesla ($TSLA)** * **Headline:** "I’m literally powering the future (and your anxiety)." * **Bio:** I’m high-maintenance, obsessed with Mars, and I have serious mood swings. One day I’m buying you a Cybertruck, the next day I’m tanking your entire portfolio. Can you handle the drama? * **Red Flag:** My boss tweets too much. **2. Ford ($F)** * **Headline:** "Reliable. Classic. Probably reminds you of your grandpa." * **Bio:** I’m not flashy. I won’t take you to the moon, but I’ll pay for dinner (dividends) every quarter. I’ve got baggage (debt), but I’m built tough. * **Red Flag:** I haven't moved in 5 years. **3. NVIDIA ($NVDA)** * **Headline:** "I'm the popular girl everyone wants right now." * **Bio:** I’m expensive, I’m running the AI revolution, and I know I look good. If you want a piece of this, you’re paying a premium. Don’t ask if I’m a bubble, just enjoy the ride. * **Red Flag:** One bad earnings call could give us both heart palpitations. **Be honest: Is this actually a fun way to find stocks, or is it just a gimmick?**

TSLA is OG

Bought my TSLA puts right before that last $4 rip up. You’re welcome.

I wouldn’t be shocked if a TSLA situation arises lol, but I’m with ya, I could easily see the floor getting pulled.

They gotta have some kind of algo running that listens for negative news on tsla, coupled with a spike in short positions being opened, plus some other market conditions. It will commence buying, and squeeze the shorts. As the price increases with shorts covering, institutions and retail fomo buying, the algo will slowly sell into the strength to maintain its liquidity. -tin foil hat analysis

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Saved by Tsla

TSLA sales drop to a near 4 year low... bullish! Lol

Classic fraudulent TSLA pump today

459 TSLA !! this shit is fucking rigged, fucking space ships! FOR WHAT!! Dumbass US economy right now

459 TSLA !! this shit is fucking rigged, fucking space ships! FOR WHAT!! Dumbass US economy right now

TSLA up on hopes and dreams...for over a decade. Fuck this stock.

TSLA daily chart is something lol

STC 2x TSLA 12/19 452.5c @14.47; 11.27 -> 14.47; 28% profit

LOL. I thought TSLA was a tech stock. You guys, collective stupid is winning. Humanity is doomed.

Your typical retard spastic bull is a distinguished gentleman of taste and culture compared to the fucking swine TSLA bulls.

The amount of financial crime that goes into keeping TSLA afloat has to be astounding

All that pain was for TSLA and NFLX? We are so fucked

Tsla just won’t ever go down despite any reason or broader market movements 

The worst part about today is TSLA pumping. Like being slapped across the face by a regard.

sector rotation into TSLA.

I guess the 40b just went straight to tsla

TSLA is fucking immune, glad I sold my 0dte puts on it for 8x

Tsla makes zero sense. Worst sales in 4 years, nasdaq down 2%, tsla rallies

Tsla safe haven off car sales near 4 year lows lol

Tsla being up 1.5% when Nasdaq 100 is down over 1.5% is insane

Kind reminder that TSLA is a $1.5 TRILLION DOLLAR STOCK

Let's play a game called "which regard am I"? Here is your clue: Sold some xxxx (nvda orcl or tsla) at (insert about 1/4% off the best possible price of the day) at (insert a fake cost basis).

Tsla higher today then when Elon was in office everyone still hates him nothing changed other then the huge sale decline

Tsla chart looks like it’s tested that top 100 times before

TSLA 500c christmas calls?

How tf is TSLA green are they selling weed now?

TSLA has no right being green today.

Market rotating into drug stocks: Weed + TSLA

How is tsla still computer?