TSLA

When Elon gets bored of pumping taxis and robots with TSLA he will start pumping unrealistic space shit like moon data centres and robots mining astroids with Space X. Mark my words. That or his sycophants will be regarded enough to fall for it all. Autonomous roadster taxis to the nearest robot mined asteroid coming next year.

Okay, who’s the regard pumping TSLA

TSLA going red after that retard pump will make my fucking day

Meanwhile, TSLA climbing

daddy why is market so red but TSLA and NFLX so green

when tsla buy rivn?

Let’s go TSLA, I want a 2nd 10 bagger on the day

Nice quick 3k off TSLA puts lol I was terrified

Tsla red eod hahaha

TSLA doing the upside down V as usual, also known as Λ

I got TSLA puts for feb, I dont care about your opinion

TSLA puts, GOOGL calls. Don't 0DTE GOOGL though, it's a piece of shit stock

TSLA and Carv...make it make sense

RIVN is the new TSLA ?!!? No Elon, so thats a giant bonus

SPY down TSLA up

got out tsla calls at 280%, time to sit out and watch the market

No way tsla is green today

4 of the 7 Mag7 are shitting the bed, it's up to AAPL, GOOG, and of course the real undervalued juggernaut TSLA, to hold the fort.

rotate: from amzn to aapl, from goog to nflx, from avgo to tsla, from nvda to iwm

So TSLA is rallying because another company based on fraud will be included in SPY soon?

It’s hilarious watching all you TSLA 🌈 🐻’s squirm in stupor and confusion lolz Watch a fuckin YouTube video bro, there are hundreds of reasons why it’s pumping

Did Warren Buffett decide his last buy before retirement should be TSLA?

I'll never understand why you dolts hate on CVNA...your fate is the same as the TSLA shorts

Every time TSLA reports record low sales it moons lmao

Easiest money I will ever make. Buying next fridays tsla puts $450 exp 

STC 1x TSLA 12/19 440c @26.09; 14.91 -> 26.09; 75% profit STC 1x TSLA 12/19 450c @19.09; 9.79 -> 19.09; 95% profit Was supposed to be a Monday event but happy to take profit now!

Tsla going vertical. I might declare bankruptcy.

Shitty TSLA randomly up 3.4% just because.

Kind of hilarious that TSLA is pumping with RIVN when the big news of yesterday was that Rivian is including LiDAR with R2 which Tesla refuses to do (which I would argue will leave them at a severe disadvantage).

Full porting TSLA 0DTE puts here

If Tsla goes to 2T market cap I'm done with the stock market

TSLA is on pure retard strength again today

TSLA isn't even funny anymore. What the actual fuck WHY

why tsla up?

No fucking way TSLA can hold this, Let Rivian have their moment fucktard....🤮

Holy shit I was oogling TSLA but RIVN is where its at today

Rotation from AVGO to TSLA 🤣

tsla eating up puts lol

I sold at 447 and therefore TSLA became unburdened by the strength of my bad luck

TSLA $1.5 trillion MCAP stock up 2.5% in 15 minutes off bad news and you want to short this market? Backing up the truck and loading up absolutely DIRT CHEAP SPY and QQQ calls on this dip for a push to new all time highs

Tsla is a cult stock. Prob the worst stock to short. I lost so much shorting. Never do that

I have to get TSLA puts today😵‍💫

Dear God, its me again. We haven't spoken to each other since \*checks notes\*, yesterday. Can you dump TSLA today? I don't ask for much

If we could harness tsla retard strength we could solve the ai energy crisis

MM's are creating an options premium trap-TSLA

Get ready for tsla U-turn. Sales in Europe dropped to almost 0

How are the QQQs not pumping with TSLA???

TSLA

I'm not sure what the bigger scam is: AI or TSLA.

Need to get MSTR into SPY so it can have MSTR, CVNA, TSLA. All the best companies with great fundamentals