TSLA

Tsla shareholders be like:  well that was a scary 12 seconds

#Remember when TSLA was $214 back in April?

So can someone explain why TSLA has almost the same market cap as META

I’m never buying short contracts on TSLA ever again. $33 fucking dollars in one day. Shit went straight up. I know it pumps up but god damn. Fuck me in the ass 😭

I bought your wife an iPhone 17 with my TSLA gains. Why she going to the bathroom so much?

Google: Daily concrete breakthroughs on fundamental problems Tesla: Infinitely delayed mediocrity at 10x the valuation per revenue People are somehow choosing to put money on TSLA.

TSLA 440$ calls 10/24 were .40 this morning and I almost bought. They closed at $12.15 and I hate myself so much

Tsla bulls would let Elon fart in their mouth and call it epic.

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!Banbet TSLA +4% 4D

Just getting off work. Gonna get so high because I shorted TSLA today. I’m a failure !!!

TSLA makes overpriced plastic cars for conformists.

Friendly reminder that TSLA 500 is not a meme.

Can someone explain why TSLA has a $1.5T mkt cap

Don't short or have puts on tsla right now. Elon might have bought more shares today and if he did, he has 3 days to report it so he can release it anytime now and then stock jumps 4-5% and squeezes like usual. Probably a pre planned buy

Feeling so bullish about TSLA rn I will buy puts or maybe a strangle idk. Too confusing

TSLA calls at open after the first dip

I made money on TSLL calls today but this stock TSLA is beyond my understanding

RIP if you had TSLA puts and thought you won

I had DECK calls and TSLA puts Fuck me. 

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Time to give up on QQQ & SPY and just focus on TSLA

TSLA to 500 tomorrow?

For tomorrow: RKT - up to $18+ TSLA - slightly down BYND - down 20%+

TSLA with shit earnings ended green. How long is this scam going to last? Why is there so much faith in delivering anything. Same promises since last 10 years

SPX ODTE $6730 Calls today was the move. Bought 8x at $2.15 a piece and sold off at $10.30 a piece 😌 good god! What a fucken day. Oh and Tsla $450s at $0.90… sold them fucks off, thanks Elon fags for that 😚🙂‍↕️

lol imagine not selling your tsla puts this morning

Need TSLA to drop $10 overnight thanks

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Another day another TSLA fraud pump

Ppl screaming GOOG.. sybau, even TsLA went 2% after a miss 😂 😂

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RGTI with TSLA like regardation. Wild.

Deckers beating revenue and eps estimate and stock drops 8%is cough tsla

A $38 bagholder trimming $TSLA, and adding $INTC

TSLA is the stupidest stock I’ve ever seen

lol ofc tsla ended up 2%

Does not sound too crazy for tsla ..

TSLA with an intraday 7% swing? 🤯

Tsla is such a mind bogglingly gravity defying piece of shit lol

FU TSLA

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Some of you held TSLA puts just too long, show yourself LMAO

I figured it out, TSLA is going to build a robot army for ICE.

nobody was worried about tsla

How can analysts firms have a 400-500$ PT for TSLA still. at a PE 260+... i mean is there any responsability from this firm?!? This is blatant manipulation...

TSLA premium so juicy on the 1dte. Sold some 460c's. What could go wrong? (Don't worry I know exactly what could go wrong)

Break this range already TSLA pls

TSLA to 380 by eod would be hilarious. No skin in the game except pure comedy gold.

I missed it, what manner of fraud did TSLA pull this time to get out of the gutter?