TSLA

Over the last 12 months, the two best-performing mega-cap tech giants are: 1) GOOGL: +66.46% 2) NVDA: +30.21% The rest of the “basket”: AAPL +11.74% MSFT +4.41% TSLA +1.74% META +0.25% AMZN +0.09%

Flip a coin on TSLA being $1000 or $100 a share one year from now.

Yeah TSLA is attractive here just from a price standpoint but it’s a hard one to get right

It's a good thing TSLA isn't a car company, because European sales so far this quarter are down 55.20% from 2025 and a whooping 74.78% from 2024. https://preview.redd.it/6jsd1qhvjteg1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efe02cee0c6b91fd57067ad12d9a9b0091c70bd5

Embarrassing ones: TSLA and MSTR, legged into short calls at abt 2, entered long calls and short puts earlier (IV dependent.) Realized I don’t really have a thesis on TSLA and gamma flip on MSTR is more likely after the book lightens post-expiry. And vanna is brutal over the wknd unless Monday open flies.

Y’all boys wanna hear something embarrassing a little over a year ago I made 2K in minutes during an options call on TSLA, proceeded to lose 6K the following weeks… A year and a bit passes I pit 300 on black in roulette 2 hours later I’m up 8.5K, needless to say I’m ready to give these options another go once a degen always a degen !

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Unlikely-Oil-6434** bet **TSLA** goes from **432.89** to **406.92** before **29-Jan-2026 07:29 PM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

!banbet tsla -6% 8d

I've been mostly trading MSTR options bc of the high volatility every day. Any others like that? TSLA comes to mind but any others?

Shorting lmnd. A 180% combined ratio - already insolvent. Doubling down insuring musk mobiles. This will end well. Insurance dont work like tsla. If you cant pay your claims you are done.

Definitely don’t let them forget. But also, **Fuk TSLA**

TSLA $460 Friday

Everyone talks about TSLA and PLTR p/e, but INTC is beating everyone at 4,500. 

deep OTM TSLA calls, as is always the rotation into safety

TSLA up 2.91% today due to declining sales and a 280 P/E ratio bargain… got it!

TSLA should be -10 today. The fact that it’s not shows how regarded the market is.

Need tsla to dump, everything else can PUMP

Deploy Seal Team 6 to Greenland and Canada right now. Drill Team 6 to TSLA because F Elon Drill Team 6 to GOOGbecause I wanna buy GOOGfor cheap.

INTC has TSLA retard strength ever since that 1bil "investment"

TSLA puts?

Who the hell is buying TSLA?!

#Ban Bet Lost /u/NVDAismyg0d made a bet that TSLA would go to 435.50532 within **1 day** when it was 426.966 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 3 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

Why in the fuck is tsla green 

#Ban Bet Won --- /u/Leading_Tourist9814 made a bet that TSLA would go to 423.0 within **1 day** when it was 418.84 and it did, congrats fucker. Their record is now 2 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

Im on my knees trump pls make tsla retard pump somehow

I have no position on TSLA right now but it still makes me irrationally angry to see it green in premarket. drill to fucking hell where you belong

#Ban Bet Lost /u/AMCorBUST2021 made a bet that TSLA would go to 409.1952 within **1 day** when it was 426.245 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 2 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

How did Elon not get sued in 2020 when he said "TSLA stock price is too high imo" The stock went down like 7% on the day because of him. Can a CEO even say something like that and manipulate the stock down legally. This gotta be illegal no? https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1256239815256797184?t=SMZ8WOjQoVVMP3YW67i4og&s=19

I might be losing money but at least anyone with TSLA calls is doing worse

#MAG7 Earnings Report: #NFLX - MISSED #NVDA - #MSFT - #AMZN - #AAPL - #TSLA - #GOOG - #META - #LMAO🤌

TSLA went down -4.18% today to $419, very close to -4.20% and $420

Your pension fund be like "omg omg we need to offload risk" \*sells bitcoin etfs\* \*keeps TSLA untouched\*

God I can only pray. My fun account is up 72% today. Let’s make that 200% tomorrow. TSLA puts amiright?

When are TSLA sex robots available?

I KNOW IT SOUNDS LIKE COPE But tsla dumping that much on that low volume is weird, dump days are usually high volume

When are 0DTe coming for Tsla and Nvda? This week or next?

So Wall Street is telling me that yes, you can buy $TSLA at the same price it was back in 2021 today and that’s fair value? Then I have one comment: “Thank you, you dumb fucks.” You don’t know what’s coming!!

Need TSLA to go up 8% between now and Friday close. What’s crazy is that’s not crazy for that stock at all

Sorry to say fellow bulls, SPY going back under 600, TSLA below 350, all other mag 7 about -10% to -15% correction by March.

TSLA closed below 100ma for the FIRST time in 6+ months... >> In general, losing 100ma is a clear signal of mid-term weakness, which often comes with lower low tests to fill major gaps down.... >> BUT, in case of Tesla, last time it lost 100ma, it came back above it the next day and never dropped below it for the following 6+ months.....

Love how you mention TSLA as a quality stock.

Dumped that shiz real quick and to the guy with tsla calls rip

The corruption baby TSLA to $700 Im retarded

Just need TSLA to rebound tomorrow that is all

It's almost like some billionaire who has a strong vested interested in TSLA is indirectly manipulating the markets

TSLA $NVDA Shorts will be massa^*cred tomorrow 0.02

#Ban Bet Lost /u/TeslaLeafBlower made a bet that TSLA would go to 465.0 within **19 hours** when it was 437.396 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 2 wins and 179 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

Very low volume (50M) on $TSLA identified ! Price Action today is convoluted and not to be trusted. This is pure security manipulation operating under broader market collective short selling - coordinated actions !

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Leading_Tourist9814** bet **TSLA** goes from **418.84** to **423.0** before **21-Jan-2026 04:10 PM EST** Their record is 1 wins and 2 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

!banbet TSLA 423 24h