TSLA

I bought TSLA calls because it was the most regarded trade I could think of. I'm up 15%.

META forward PE 22 NVDA forward PE 23.5 ORCL forward PE 24.5 UBER forward PE 25 MSFT forward PE 25.5 AVGO forward PE 26.5 GOOGL forward PE 27.5 AMZN forward PE 29 NFLX forward PE 29.5 AAPL forward PE 30.5 AMD forward PE 33 TSLA forward PE 209

Lots of stuff look like shit ^(except fucking TSLA)

Its really a nightmare to trade puts on TSLA. Maybe the most overvalued stock of all time but that Fucker knows when people start buying puts. Whole point of that stock is to destroy option buyers.

Guarantee Musk and his billionaire buddies sit in a room and smoke weed and trade tsla back and forth to keep the bid going up.

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 200.0 before 02-Jan-2026 02:34 PM -05

How is actually tsla performing the best out of the mag7? Fundamentals isn't everything but seriously, wtf, this detachment from it is extreme

I dont really see the point in having any faith in this market when TSLA is sitting on $450+

PLTR, KTOS, CVNA, TSLA are right where they should be but AVGO is obviously overvalued.

Tsla +3%

TSLA from 441 to 463, back all the way to 441, bounce all the way to 450. What a ride 🚗

You know what not to buy? Shit that is blood green right now like trash ass TSLA, overpriced NFLX, and WEED stocks like these Republicans will ever actually do anything pro-marijuana.

If we have to sacrifice just one thing to make it go back up, I say we sacrifice bitcoin and tsla and pltr.

STOP BUYING TSLA PUTs OF IT WILL NEVER DIE

Cmon man don’t dump a stock like NVDA at a 25x forward PE. dump TSLA at a 250x forward PE

TSLA put on the spiked condom and fucked a lot of people without lube today

Let one of my 445p for 12/12 TSLA puts run for 8x. Easy money

I can’t believe I actually full ported TSLA and SPY calls. What’s wrong with me

Sold my TSLA puts at $445 for 5x profit in 2 hours. I'm done for the week now. TSLA probably drops more, but I ain't staring at a screen all day worrying about it.

TSLA ride down was automatic and self driven. As close as Elon will ever come to self driving

How is TSLA up right now

TSLA is ultimate meme stock. Any other company would have to file for bankruptcy

you know its a bad day when even TSLA is red

yet somehow TSLA is up. FK it. I'm joining the cult.

You guys never learn. Risky stocks come with risk, that’s why you don’t full port your GOOGs, your METAs, and such. When you pick safe havens like CVNA and TSLA, you can sleep easy.

TSLA gonna drop like rock here

TSLA calls for decimated lmfao

If only GOOGL had a quarter of the retard strength TSLA has.

Damn! Sold my TSLA puts too early. 3k was 6k 😡

Cmon TSLA

tsla been giving bags away all day

what a pointless tsla move

Blew up my port cuz i slept in and didnt sell calls at the high for my weekly tsla

TSLA feels a bit undervalued

Please see my post an45 minutes ago about buying tsla puts = free money

Quick 3x on TSLA 445p

God is bullish on tsla

Ok fine. Full port TSLA $460Cs

Sold my tsla puts at the top. Oops

TSLA so dumb. Pump for what???

When everything is red, invest in safe assets like tsla or cvna

How the FUCK is TSLA still green.

Funny how all the big TSLA bulls are pakistani and bangladeshi.

TSLA just dropped 12 bucks in like 30 mins... did anybody get any of that?

When Elon gets bored of pumping taxis and robots with TSLA he will start pumping unrealistic space shit like moon data centres and robots mining astroids with Space X. Mark my words. That or his sycophants will be regarded enough to fall for it all. Autonomous roadster taxis to the nearest robot mined asteroid coming next year.

Okay, who’s the regard pumping TSLA

TSLA going red after that retard pump will make my fucking day

Meanwhile, TSLA climbing

daddy why is market so red but TSLA and NFLX so green

when tsla buy rivn?