TSLA

Full port TSLA puts at open

Burry tryna take down TSLA after NVDA with blog posts. Nice

If they are gonna fake pump a Mag 7 today, don’t let it be TSLA

Why? Are you concerned about TSLA valuation? Rest assured. TSLA PE is only 25x higher than that of Ford. And Ford produces more cars per year. It's fine.

-2% $TSLA BRUH WOOW

Fuuuk $tsla dumped big wtf

What a wonderful question! It’s because Chinese EVs would kill TSLA.

Why didnt TSLA open at 400....dont they hold Buttcorn too?

Bols you dumbfuks quit crying and just buy TSLL after the dip, Its literally free money lmao. If you don't trust me then short tsla. It'll go great for you, promise :)

Remember when you guys were 100% sure tsla was going to zero... fucking idiots 

If they actually release that I am buying the entirety of TSLA call chain

TSLA rumored to be developing dual-purpose sex/cleaning robot codenamed "Lupita" featuring groundbreaking, proprietary "GigaBooty" technology.

Odds of TSLA going to Zero in 5 hours?

Numerous TSLA fanboys inexplicably reappeared in this thread from nowhere like two months ago. Before that there was like two or three, and they were really apologetic about it.

I am dumbfounded how bad streaming commercials are. Commercials used to be banging. [Free Credit Repot Dot Com](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tloVHJtrJ_k) WTF happened to marketing? Positions TSLA, TLT, SPY

Nahhh. They got connection with OpenAI. It like TSLA you just dont short it and just leave it alone.

#Ban Bet Lost /u/sudharsansai made a bet that TSLA would go to 433.2119 within **1 week** when it was 393.829 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/)

META 670 TSLA 450 This week

I'm not even sure but it would have insane 100Bs moves. Just look at TSLA

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Redrammer made a bet that TSLA would go to 450.0 within **3 days** when it was 425.332 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/)

With how retarded this market is he might end up an even richer retard. Look at fucking TSLA up on hype alone It’s disgusting

I’m thinking going risk off and going long PLTR TSLA DDOG and GOOG Edit: after they come back down to earth

432 calls hit for tsla, next it's 475 EoW😈😈

TSLA have sold 100 cars in India since July.  Puts masala

#Ban Bet Lost /u/itsgodsposterchild made a bet that TSLA would go to 500.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 404.669 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 15 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/)

#Ban Bet Lost /u/4ries4ries made a bet that TSLA would go to 450.0 within **4 days** when it was 418.402 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 6 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/)

#Ban Bet Lost /u/notthatthatdude made a bet that TSLA would go to 415.0 within **1 day** when it was 426.569 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/)

Somehow I am more bullish on $INTC than on $TSLA. Let $INTC be the next mega-pump.

#Ban Bet Lost /u/TeslaLeafBlower made a bet that TSLA would go to 465.0 within **1 day** when it was 426.569 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 2 wins and 172 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/)

These TSLA yolo puts are for sure gonna print

TSLA $433 come onnn let a regard live

FCK TSLA

Drunk as fuck on this Barcelona bus with a $427.15 TSLA port will this get me home in one piece

tsla 440

TSLA needs to come back up let’s fucking go

GOOG, NVDA, APPL all red, TSLA headed there

-107% in TSLA now, avg cost 420.00.

Would love it if TSLA will go red

Did tsla murder your family?

NVDA chart looking like TSLA chart’s evil twin brother right about now

Lol TSLA wtf

Gigga pump for my TSLA shares 🕺🏽

she still has over 8% exposure in her ETFs. She does active management but she never goes below her TSLA threshold so doesn't really matter

Degen Woods’s price target for TSLA? 2000. Woods proceeds to sell TSLA and buy COIN. You just can’t make this shit up lol

My poots need ADBE, ANF, MSTR and TSLA to drill today NVDA GOOGL WULF APLD calls

Gas so cheap I’m thinking time for more TSLA puts

Gentlemen (and gentlewomen) it appears my tsla puts are truly fucked

I will buy puts once TSLA pumps on pure retard strength to 445

Congrats Boys. Unless you are posting from a psych ward, prison, the afterlife. You survived another holiday alone. I am proud of you. Everything is temporary. This too shall pass. Positions: TSLA, TLT, SPY

It all makes sense now. TSLA is a proxy stonk for when Yilong Ma perfects neuralink and creates planet of the apes IRL