TSLA

I’ll buy TSLA when I actually see the sex robots

Watching 🌽 crash, TSLA slow bleeding out, and crypto mines closing just all makes me happier than shit, ngl.

#Ban Bet Lost /u/OG_WSB made a bet that TSLA would go to 397.98130000000003 within **2 days** when it was 410.29 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 12 wins and 10 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

Tsla will be the only mag 7 company still left by 2100 Bots and robotaxi will take over the world. No one will be able to afford cars, and robots will take over jobs Elon is part of the deep state

The only mag 7 company I think that will still exist in 100 years will be, TSLA

#Ban Bet Lost /u/no_sporks made a bet that TSLA would go to 490.0 within **1 month** when it was 445.124 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 5 wins and 5 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 310.0 before 07-Mar-2026 03:38 PM -05

TSLA ended red and SPY is green. The world is healing

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 310.0 before 07-Mar-2026 03:38 PM -05

Tsla 370 on Monday Lesgo

TSLA holding us back from 690

Why is spx drawing TSLA logo LOOL

TSLA 415 please

Fuck TSLA, why is that shit barcoding

Why is TSLA not going up? Austin sales are 🆙

Will TSLA close at 420 today? I mean that's honestly the question of the day

Omg, TSLA 🫣

It’s okay TSLA, you can let go of the cliff

How can people believe in the growth story of TSLA when revenue is declining and the PE ratio is 40 times higher than the average auto maker

Short or long tsla premarket for quick gain ?

All the recent bad news should have tanked the market yet $TSLA is still trading at $409 🤷‍♂️

TSLA to 500 by end of March

Yes DJT, TSLA and all these unprofitable AI IPOs coming up are *meritocratic*

Surprised TSLA didn’t fight more at 420

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 397.98130000000003 before 20-Feb-2026 07:39 PM -05

This bitch going DOWN today. Puts on TSLA ASTS and NBIS

CVNA PLTR MSTR TSLA calls. Sounds retarded so it will probably work.

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Mahrez- made a bet that TSLA would go to 450.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 392.04 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

Will my tsla 370p for 3/20 print or nah

#Ban Bet Lost /u/TeslaLeafBlower made a bet that TSLA would go to 444.0 within **1 day** when it was 410.714 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 2 wins and 183 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

Fuck you ADBE, MSFT, TSLA, FIG, NVDA, AMD, META, ORCL, AMZN, NFLX, CVNA and fuck you hedges too

I met Ross Gerber after a game in 2014 and he said buy $TSLA and $NFLX which was good advice but now they're down on the 1M chart so I pretend to be smarter than he is

Can't win with PUTs, can't win with CALLS, yep that's right, hi my name is TSLA.

#Ban Bet Lost /u/OhThatsSo made a bet that TSLA would go to 400.0 within **1 week** when it was 415.553 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 6 wins and 13 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

I can't wait for Nvida to announce the greatest earnings in the history of mankind, Jensen Huang to personally promise all of you free leather jackets, but there's one slightly negative thinig on page 756 of their filing that causes a mass sell-off and the whole market to crash except TSLA that goes up another 5%.

I just want SPY to go over 700 and for TSLA to get delisted IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR JFC

TSLA 400p printing Elon you POS

Yeah I don’t look at momentum I look at numbers. I shorted asts and tsla successfully.

Tsla to 250 day1

tsla green in a sea of red as is tradition

oh man, can tsla end the day red please

tsla puts that i bought at the top r PRINTING

TSLA is green in all this shit? What a 🤡 show

Should I dump my TSLA 3/20 $410 calls? Break even is like $430 and I'm down like $600 :(

just went in tsla 370p 3/20 - regarded or nah? we'll see lol

Is today the day i short TSLA and PLTR? Or maybe i am not re3tsrd enough

Andy the Nonce getting arrested is what will finally tank TSLA.  What a weird timeline we’re in.

CVNA, TSLA, other pieces of shit that shouldn’t be in there