TSLA

TSLA up by +7%, smells like Saudi Money.

tsla 420 is a fucking meme. I mean wtf. This POS missed earnings for like 3 consecutive quarters and its the one thats up 8% instead of NVDA.

How da fck is TsLa still going Sht needs to stay at 230

Google down 2% TSLA down 3% UNH down 3% From morning highs. Just wait. The rug is coming.

I get the rally I get the fiasco What I really don't get is this redarded TsLa leading this rally

TSLA literally may be the most retarded stock in the history of the stock market

I short TSLA now? Free money?

do you not think tsla has made other stuff thsts hard to build? 

Holy shit you have got to be kidding me. TSLA up because Musk claims they're going to build AI chips? They're not fucking potato chips that shit is hard to build

TSLA up more than TQQQ

AVGO the new TSLA?

TSLA with its infinite retard strength. 😒

Wtf tsla mooning for?

You telling me people are buying meta over NVDA? TSLA too? Yeah right

NVDA is so last 2 years Now GOOG and TSLA rule the future

You can't value TSLA as a car company. They're really a ~~battery~~ ~~energy~~ ~~self driving~~ ~~robotaxi~~ ~~AI~~ chip company, you guys

TSLA is such a scam, their next moves are everything except building cars?

TSLA is just nuts lol. Folks would rather buy a shitty car company bleeding market share at more than 200x PE than buy a money printing machine in NVDA trading at 27x PE

Now that opex is over PLTR and TSLA can continue their 5% daily climb.

Average TSLA hater: Noooo this cant just go up by 6% ive read 50 posts this month that elon bad tsla bad noooo Average TSLA enjoyer: Hmm another +6%

TSLA is run by a bunch of cowards, they have done NOTHING in the past yr yet this shit stock is up almost 7% on fuck all. Even pltr with its retard ceo is more valuable 

Tsla gotta be short squeeze. Diabolical

TSLA $420 like magnet

Why TSLA pump memes aside 🤔

Gotta love to see TSLA pretending to be GOOGL multiple days in a row. Grok / xAI isn’t part of it (yet)

Feel a little bad holding TSLA long at the moment, because I know it's crap and I'll be dumping the bags on someone else soon. But, you know, trading.

TSLA again pumping on insane levels of corruption?

Tsla mooning just for the heck of it

Went from -40% to +100% on my TSLA calls that I bought Friday 🤑

TSLA , NVDA needs to break out

TSLA testing 2021 ATHs

Lol now TSLA making chips? 😂😂

TSLA up 6% but NVDA down 1% is fucking criminal!!! What the fuck is wrong with the mkt man, JFC. 

Not at all tsla will Reverse before days end

Market will buy TSLA instead of NVDA LMAO

Rumor has it, if drive a Tesla and short $TSLA the FSD will make you crash and the doors won’t open.

Full port TSLA puts

Rotation out of everything into TSLA and GOOG

TSLA puts or GOOG puts

TSLA puts or GOOG puts??

TSLA put time

TSLA, do you believe it? Announced that thy will produce more AI chips than all chipmakers combined! You can’t make this stuff up!

STC 3x tsla 11/28 420c @5.25; 3.53 -> 5.25; 49% profit

TSLA SAVE US OVER 400 WOOO SUCK IT FORD

TSLA finally cleared 400. Go baby go!

Tsla is a retard cult

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I humbly suggest with Thanksgiving coming, call someone who has no family, or has had a loss. To say hey I was thinking of you. I am not saying invite them. I am saying a lot of people have no one to check on them. check on people is good thing. Positions: TSLA, TLT, SPY Be safe. Hydrate. Don't get arrested.

fucking christ, *another* TSLA put entry? my dick is still so chafed