TSLA

Did TSLA just introduce a self driving cure for cancer?

I bought some shares... tsla at 384 and nvda at 175...

SPY and GOOG up, NVDA and TSLA down, good, goood. Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen. Taco and his goons in crises, market turning rational.

TSLA is down over 12% the past month. NFLX is down over 15% the past month, lol.

PLTR ded. MSFT ded, TSLA ded

I don’t understand why NVDA is down right now. Honestly though I’m glad I stayed strong and didn’t FOMO into that or TSLA. Not having big swings I don’t understand helps me avoid paper handsing into losses.

Alright im not having fun anymore… Why did TSLA take shit

OKLO - 20-30$ TSLA - 150-200$ ASTS - 25-30$ BTC - 10-20$ Do I need to keep goin? 😂

TSLA, the breeder of forever bagholders, it’s all computer ! You wouldn’t know it’s a tech company old man !

Gonna start nibling on TSLA at $35

TSLA Bools realising they will see 20$ sooner than 500

rip tsla

I was gonna by TSLA calls this morning thank the lord I didn’t.

Ooh TSLA testing the trendline from April lows. Might get spicy.

TSLA VERTICAL DIE TESLER DIE

Holy f TSLA

#Die TSLA fuk you!

When the crash eventually happens and it’s all over TSLA will be ~30

I'd buy TSLA at 50

#Fuk you TSLA, stay red!

TSLA

TSLA going back to 350 next week

if TSLA is a leading indicator, the bloodbath continues today

Did you hear guys? Now TSLA is a chip fab company. Not a car company, energy company, autonomy company, robotics company. Nope. They're a chip fab company today.

took the ol' gambling account from 10K to 30K over the last week (mostly TSLA puts). now it's 100% cash and I'm just sitting here too scared to re-enter

TSLA go to 410 Embrace the fraud

I just want TSLA to fail so the Muskrat has to take a huge L

Tsla above $265 everything else its fake dumps

why didn't meta get the same pump tsla did when they created their own ai company

You know how I know this dump is totally fake? TSLRRR is still at 400. Fake dump created by the oligarchs, time to full port QQQ SPY NVDA! If there was real panic, TSLA should be at 300 today like buttcoin dumping 25%

Tsla and nvda are extremely overvalued. All in to buy put

Wish TSLA bulls would buy LEAPs instead of shares, would save the rest of us a lot of waiting around.

Yesterday, I talked to director of a small engineering company which has real profits and margins. He makes about half a milly per year. He talked about all this you can only get rich by creating value and shit. Then I look at the heads of Tsla, Cvna, Pltr.

Lol TSLA pumping right back to 500 and then 2600.

I don’t trust any of this shit. Glad I sold my TSLA puts yesterday and took profit. This could pump bigly for no reason other than to shake out the mountain of put holders.

I miss the records/poster store in Bergenfield. Positions TSLA, NET and TLT, yes I am old as dirt.

So just fluff lol. Everyone knew that the board has been mixed on rate cuts. This is like an analyst reiterating a 600 PT on TSLA.

Can TSLA at least crash and burn with the rest please?

Bubble fears every day but the one stock that actually is a bubble TSLA is barely moving down lmfao

alright people, we all know our roles...freak the fuck out and sell everything except tsla

#Fuk TSLA!

Just can’t wait to see tsla drop to 380 or less I think it’s coming for them like it came for META

Musk ordering grok ai to say pathetic and false things will just make TSLA valuation at this price even more ridiculous

How is tsla green man wtf

TSLA is such a scam stock. Can't wait for it to blow up.

not sure what makes me more euphoric, the $pltr or the $mstr dump? hopefully $tsla gonna join them today as well 🍆🍆🍆

At this point TSLA is that kid whose friends have all gone down the waterslide, but he’s too chickenshit and is standing at the top trying to look normal.

Who knew tsla would be recession proof. A company that makes no money yet is valued in the trillions.

hell with it. nibbling on tsla and nvda and nbis dip. piss in the ocean but every little bit helps.

TSLA to 300 EOY