TSLA

Tsla die already

Doesn’t seem my Tsla puts gonna print

TSLA up $12 bucks. Why?

TSLA what's happening?!

WTF TSLA I HAD 350 CALLS IN MY WATCHLIST

Why is TSLA having a Shrekfest?

bruh GOOGL WTF man be like TSLA 🤡🤡🤬🤬

Tsla calls here!!!!!’

okay why is $TSLA up 3.5%

Tsla gotta fade

Every minute candle on GOOGL and AMZN is a new day low. I cant with these fucking retarded stocks. Who knew I would have been better off buying fucking TSLA. Embarrassing.

lol tsla wtf

Tsla print my puts

Usually tsla would pretend to pump on some bs meaningless headline but I can't even find that today.

just wait then tsla 0dte put

just letting everyone know. TSLA has to hit 400 by September 15

TSLA loves to run whenever the market is shit

TSLA PUMP, I’m so paper handed

Rogue algo pumpin TSLA now, absolute degeneracy

TSLA taking off like a rocket

Massive green dildo TSLA, what‘s memeing today?

Wow tsla very cool

TSLA is same market cap with META. LMAO

seriously, did I miss a TSLA news leak - wtf is happening?

MMs trolling us by pumping TSLA

Damn tsla calls were 20 baggers

how can you predict these random TSLA moons off no news lul

Now why the fuck would TSLA pump with the market red?

Damn sold my TSLA calls too soon

where the hell is TSLA going?

Is there even any news on TSLA for this bullshit pump?

Tsla a safe haven stock at 300 p/e

Meanwhile TSLA is still raging a boner You could fly a standard on that thing

Tsla wtf lol

Breaking: TSLA is merging with SPCX and with cancer (CNCR) and TSLA will cure CNCR by Q5 2026. This is investment advice.

ah there it goes, whole market red and TSLA rockets up for no reason.

If not replacements, will LLMs be our assistants or personal managers? How long until there’s one asking, 5th bathroom trip before lunch? Really? I’m going go have to report this. Do better, Marley. How long until they’re in meta glasses telling a construction crew to work faster or telling Walmart greeters not to wave with both hands? A neurolink chip that makes us twitch anytime we consider TSLA puts? Maybe we have the whole intelligence -> robot concept backwards

What about TSLA?

here's 1 of my list and it's all red SOXS +12.79% | NVDA -0.19% | AAPL -0.27% | CSCO -0.40% | NFLX -0.45% | SPY -0.47% | AVGO -0.57% | TSLA -0.58% | MSFT -0.61% | META -0.61% | GOOGL -0.72% | INTC -0.77% | AMD -0.85% | AMZN -0.90% | SPCX -0.90% | AMAT -1.12% | DELL -1.13% | ANET -1.22% | QQQ -1.30% | ORCL -1.43% | PLTR -1.48% | WDC -1.64% | MU -1.67% | MRVL -1.88% | SNDK -2.14% | SOXL -2.72% | STX -3.13% | DRAM -3.48% | HPE -4.71% | CRDO -4.96% | KLAC -4.97% | LRCX -5.98%

If BYD was allowed here it would shit all over TSLA. Elmo’s puppet can’t allow it.

If you drive a $TSLA but can't afford the express lane. You and All tour generative generators are regarded as infinity comes and goes. Congratulating you in your generational debt.

I've been scalping tsla puts at open for weeks now If you're quick you can make the tendies

Puts on TSLA with a PE ratio of 324 and it not breaking through the 50 day moving average, it will trade down if you like to read charts.. some don’t.. I bought the 353.50 puts expiring Monday..

I spend my weekends stripping copper out of city infrastructure to buy fraction shares of TSLA 😮‍💨

From the top20 stocks, with the exception of MU, JNJ, LLY and XOM, the rest of the stocks are flat or at a loss from last year. TSLA META HD -20+%, PG, WMT, AVGO, COST, BRKB, MA, V, AMZN, NVDA - flat.

**BanBet Lost** — /u/JimJamJim23 (0W - 1L, 0%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $355.38 → $360.00 | +1.3% | 1d | Lost |

Once tsla and spcx make sexbots, it’ll be the first sextillion dollar company. 

More than likely. But tsla is gay i lost too much money on it

TSLA could go $360 or $340. Definitely not going long here unless it hits $336 or less. Good luck!

TSLA is gonna be 360-365 by 9/2 and CRM is gonna drop a lot from profit taking. I’m going long on TSLA and short on CRM Monday.