TSLA

Sec mfs are not allowing 5x ETFs for USA. Wtf I wanted 5x TSLA ETF. They allow options but not this

META and TSLA have the same market cap but META makes 12x more in net income than TSLA. What gives

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When it gets out TSLA shareholders are getting a piece of SpaceX ipo gtfo of the way of the impending rocket ship to mars

i'm not unemployed because that's implying i'm searching for a job. i am completely out of the labor force and broke. Tsla will make me rich📈

TSLA Red Bers Ded

Boston scientific makes better robots than tsla.  Waymo had robotaxis years before tsla .  What is it about tsla? 

Fridays and Mondays are usually good for TSLA📈

Big selling pressure on tsla today and lots of option expiry tomorrow. Will most likely tank out down to $420/share by eod tomorrow 

My TSLA stock has been down for like 4 days straight now. 4 days ago was when I bought this position You can see how big of an effect I have on stocks

Held my TSLA puts overnight. going to be cooked by the morning like they always are. One of these days I'll hit!

so you're telling me google is like an aapl & tsla rolled into one, except with more revenue streams, irreplaceable franchises, and a cloud / ai compute cash machine? and it also has deepmind and other other bets? PUTS

It wasn't even 12 months ago I made money on TSLA 220 puts.. XD

Melon better pay his bots tsla volume is horrendous 

Tsla bulls get ready for ass gaping . Will close tomorrow around 420

tsla like to take big shit 💩

my biggest regret is trying to trade TSLA. shit sinks my money

uh oh, my TSLA puts triggered. time to lose some money.

Dump eet TSLA

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!banbet TSLA -4% 9d

Man I used to be a certified TSLA hater... but I get it now.  Who fuckin cares what the company does, it doesnt matter. Its literally free money.

Tsla green because it was red yesterday and 2 red days is illegal it seems

I bought TSLA puts yesterday. Of course would be green today, man TSLA it’s impossible LMAOOOOOOOO

TSLA and CVNA

wouldn't you buy a put if anything you said was remotely true, especially in this thread? Why are you wasting your time. I have been doing this since covid when TSLA was 1370 two splits ago. my cost basis is in the 90s. Have fun.

Tesla 440....Sell a 400 put a month out....TSLA crashes to 200 after....congrats you lost 20k....lol

Positions TSLA. Selling Puts should have been taught in high school as a means of employment.

Any TSLA rebound means it will go up 60 points. Regard TSLAbull strength.

Please refer to INTC, PLTR, and TSLA as examples of how fundamentals don't matter

TSLA going sub 400 this week?

Bro come over to TSLA gang member

" hello mom and dad, is my room in the basement still available" ? Yes, TSLA stock will take some time to make me rich

Not this guy again. I'm all in on TSLA buddy. $5k by 2040

If Cathie’s target for TSLA is 2600, then why does she keep selling TSLA stocks????

This is my daily shitpost about how tsla is a piece of shit company . Anyone buying tsla knows nothing about investing or financials . They will claim “it’s an AI company”. it trades at 300 times earnings 

Aren't we all waiting for tsla to crash 

TSLA & CVNA are talked about plenty

Please tell me the next NVDA, PLTR, TSLA or SLV!

Except TSLA, it'll miss and hit $600. If it hits then we r in trouble

Cathie Wood sold 86K shares of TSLA, 19K TSM and 126K U and she bought over 100K shares of AVGO.

TSLA to have the complete rando 7% Green Day any day now 

So, I bought a Subaru Solterra a few weeks ago, didn't bother to do any research on the long term viability of EVs in America first. Whoops. Upside - TSLA puts pretty much have to pay out as long as they're a few months out, right?

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 390.0 before 03-Feb-2026 04:42 PM -05

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!banbet TSLA -5% 2d

I'm down 7% on my all in TSLA stock 2x position. I'm looking at tsla $5k by 2040. I will switch to regular 1x stock after I recover the 7% and then only enter tsll in crashes

Nvidia goes up, and tsla because why not.

If you buy 50k worth of TSLA now and it reaches $5k by 2040 and you switch to tsll(2x ETF) during its lows during crashes and then switch back to TSLA, you will have around 1M. This was considering 3-4 crashes along the way of 40% This is probably one of the ways on how us poors with less than 100k can become a millionaire within the next 15 years