TSLA

Ive sold 10k worth of calls a month ago. Its been down like 4k and up 5k in this time. My heart just can't take these crazy overnight swings. I don't think I will ever do another tsla trade after this one. This stock is cursed.

Did you see all of Elon’s die hard fans at the TSLA meeting last week? There’s no fundamentals here homie

Shorting TSLA just makes too much sense, right? I'd be dumb for not buying puts 6 months out, right? Sales plummeting, several important leads leaving, all while they give Musk $1T they don't have and full send into an AI bubble that they aren't even really that competative in...has to be cooked...right?

My tsla & Nvidia calls bought last week are juicy

Full port tsla calls looks like a 5% day

TSLA  🇨🇳 sales crashing… so of course lets give them another $100 billion market cap!!!

Wake me up when TSLA is under $400 😢

$TSLA $META $CRWV $BMNR

Why tf is INTC PE ratio 3,600 😂💀 There’s rumors they will strike a deal with TSLA. Wanted to throw money in but God damn

If a company like TSLA can make a few billion a year and be worth $1.5 trillion then I’m pretty sure the AI bubble is safe

Got tsla and hood ATM for Jan 16 let’s go

Should I dca into TSLA or just buy and hold at this price smart people

I'm buying and holding TSLA now for at least 10 years. I believe in Elon and feel like he will deliver to get his 1T by 2035

Buy TSLA 300p

So, just like the last supposedly ridiculous pay package when he hit all the goals, hmmmm. You were probably the same person who said Amazon and Apple were a joke when they started. It continues to be a company laying the groundwork for vertical integration into multiple outlets. If you choose not to invest, your choice. The OP question was what is your plan. Mine is TSLA, didn't every say it had to be yours.

TSLA share price is a direct reflection of how many suckers out there believe the lies of a conman - you don't have to believe in the vision, just that other people are dumb enough to believe it

TSLA, TSLA, and more TSLA, lol!! For the next 10 years I plan on adding, adding, and adding. I believe that in the vision, AI, robotics, and neurolink was the icing on the cake.

TSLA every week. Just a matter of which direction. Probably a downtrend until Musk tweets something, then a +21 day.

TSLA this week?

I'm gonna have a lot of passive income coming in when I buy a fleet of RoboTaxis and a harem of TSLA sex robots.

TSLA put

I've never owned tsla, but doesnt it seem like a good thing that you can dangle a trillion dollar carrot in front of elon and have him focus all of his insanity into making you rich af?

The fact that there's a possibly 🍈 has a chance of turning TSLA into. 10 trillion dollar company should be enough sentiment to drive TSLA on a banger next week. Hate em or love em this stock fell for no reason last week, should see it fly again soon 

ACHR is the second coming of TSLA. No 🧢. Don't at me. 6 7.

TSLA sex bots

I’m still seething from yesterdays TSLA dump It wasn’t supposed to dump until today I will not financially recover from this See you Monday

My thesis, TSLA tested 465 range a few times this week and it got rejected multiple times even with this event leading up to the vote….i got til the end of month on these contracts… NVO broke through 46 support which was major and tested it before closed so it’s a toss up

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Regards hate on TSLA and cheer for its decline yet they need it to go up for SPY to go up which they cheer for. ATH levels of stupidity

Let them fuel the run.... Same goes for TSLA shorts. Elon is a huge attention whore, not gonna rug investors.

Anybody else think Elon is going to find a way, legit or not, to massively pump TSLA share price now that hood pay package was passed?

Everything can pump next week I don’t care as long as TSLA and NVO drills

Tsla model y is top 3 highest selling cars what more do yall want

TSLA is a literal shitcoin i swear to god, no trusting this crap

I think TSLA 7/17/26 260P (somewhere in that range) might make someone a shitload of money. I might buy some if volatility drops a bit.

This weekend is gonna be good, sold at the literal bottom before I went to lunch and bought calls to ride it up. I’m still short on TSLA and NVO though

well, like a regard, i took some calls into next week. however, i feel slightly good about them $AMZN 11/21 255c $TSLA 11/21 470c $RKLB 11/28 55c

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If you can make money of TSLA puts you have bigger balls than me? I tried that once and paid the price

We thinking TSLA is cooked next week?

I wish. I leave so much money on the table constantly. No lie, that 12k was double, had I held certain plays for slightly longer. Today for example I made money on TSLA puts but right when I sold, they almost tripped 😔

I guess TSLA shareholders aren't crazy for approving that $1T pay package, because the targets to get the pay package are equally ridiculous. It's like a bet; they don't believe he's gonna pull this shit off. "Sure Elon, we'll give you $1T dollars if you increase TSLA's market cap 7 times over and sell a million $25k robots using an iPhone-style annual release cycle"

META 1.5 trillion market cap, \~60 billion net profit in 2025(\~76 excluding one time tax charge that will reduce tax later on) TSLA 1.4 trillion market cap, \~4 billion net profit in 2025

Quick, announce a merger between TSLA and BYND. Idk just do something to make things green.

Correction ain't over while TSLA is above $400

At least TSLA is going down. Let 75% of shareholders bag hold this shit under 400

People so focused on Meta, but TSLA is falling off a cliff, lol.

At least the strong companies like TSLA and MSTR are holding up 😂

Why did TSLA shareholders approve a package that will destroy their own portfolio? Do they have shares?

So shareholders agree to pay Elmo 1 Trilly. OVER 2/3 OF THE MARKET CAP OF TSLA (over the next ten years). This is the most obvious situation to buy puts ever.