TSLA

Did Burry short TSLA?

I made over 100k investing in TSLA if that makes me a clown then honk honk mother fucker

Oh look, QQQ and SPY haven't budged. Something is holding them up and it ain't TSLA.

You must be a clown to invest in tsla

Robots are part of the future. Like it gate Elon, tsla, amzn, xpev, etc., are all in long-term holds.

Getting doubled teamed by TSLA and ACHR in after hours. No lube 🙌

I want Burry to announce a billion dollar TSLA short tomorrow and save my puts.

TSLA looking kinda yippy...

People here cheer and laugh when TSLA and META fall but cry when SPY does, stupidity levels reaching ATHs

Tsla gonna be a sell the news event expecting -5% by 11 am

when the government reopens the RNC will be like: while we were shut down we wrote sweeping legislation to ban meta, tsla, porn, AI, and crypto. We passed it all overnight. 

Don't pump TSLA I have to buy tomorrow

If someone is at TSLA meeting go up and ask a question! "Why are you such a douche?"

How awesome would it be if TSLA tanks like 50% tomorrow over this pay package lol

lol the TSLA needle moved down a full point when Elon mentioned caring about workers' well-being

You can buy the 2x TSLA leveraged ETF overnight regards We ride at dawn on $TSLL if you don't want to buy some options

I bought 3 TSLA shares after listening to this speech

Are optimi being trained in cpr now??  This fuckin guy.   Throws shit at wall to see what sticks   Tsla  to zero already 

TSLA 🟢 Pumps to $690 by the end of the month Mark my butt

People in here are really negative on tsla. ATHs soon.

Agreed, total dog and pony show. And that’s why I don’t hold TSLA directly

Tsla 0dte will print. Hope it stays down until open

I'm tempted to long TSLA bcs of how retarded the contraparties is

It’s all good fun to pile on TSLA but OKLO has no permits, no firm customers and is led by a bunch of bullshit artists promising a working reactor by 2027 (lol) yet is valued in the billions 

Holding TSLA > Owning A Tesla At least for the last 3 years...

TSLA is just unsustainable as a Stonk. Runs on pure regardium and snake oil. I'd like to buy it to make a buck, but then Enron might manipulate and make me hold some heavy bags.

ALL IN TSLA TOMORROW ROBOTS ARE THE FUTURE

any stock that is directly related to this administration ie TSLA ie NVDA I no longer want anything to do with

tsla market cap is 1.4T and they pay musk 1T. this sounds funny somehow.

I'm gonna give you a little splash of red TSLA. It's a happy little TSLA. ☺️

Dumping my TSLA stock. Already thought it was overvalued but there’s no way this ends well

Can you imagine how high TSLA buyers would send that shit if the company actually made money

Amazes me how many TSLA holders think this is a 5T company. They haven’t even grown revenue in 3 years and are already priced like they are going to grow 10x

What's the elmo show I don't see TSLA on earnings calendar

So... TSLA $3,200 inbound, or what?

I am wondering how people feel with tsla calls after the reversal when elon started speaking

So… what type of manipulation is hood trying to commit with tsla by asking everyone to bring their cult stock there?

Why would the TSLA event not have a sell the news reaction. Might grab a couple k shares of TSLQ for the lols.

If I held TSLA directly (I do not), the pay package would not cause me to sell because the goals are so unrealistic. It won’t happen, so whatever

Mark my words, TSLA will crash and take SPY down with it.

Damn I should've bought some TSLA this speech is pretty good

BREAKING: Elon Musk considering retiring from TSLA. Shareholders lose confidence in stock.

Yeah TSLA 8 trillon market cap 😂😂 😂

TSLA stock is like holding beanie babies at the height of the bubble

TSLA short thesis is shareholders lack the self preservation instinct to survive more than five years in the wild

TSLA is cooked lol. It's the end.

TSLA will carry SPY tomorrow?

So tempted in shorting TSLA tomorrow ^(but will actually buy calls)

If fElon gets a trillion if the stock hits like what, the entire GDP of the United States, what does he get if it becomes the new BYND and plummets down to $5? Super ultra jail? id take that deal as TSLA investor.

Elon: tsla is an infinite money glitch. Share price: *drops 2%*