TSLA

# can yall imagine if the TSLA vote fails lmaooo

people arguing that he tsla needs to hit those milestones before package , are you stupid? did elon ever not lied about stuff like this ? he is going to fake it somehow and get his payday no matter what.

The market is overvalued so TSLA is a cheap value stock we should rotate into

TSLA 460 tomorrow

Elon furiously buying TSLA overnight to save his trillion dollar pay package. I mean, you gotta be a real piece of shit to think you deserve a trillion dollars while so many of us are giving out $5 handies by the Wendy’s dumpster

TSLA puts or BE puts which is more regarded

NVDA dead, GOOG dead, TSLA dead, tim apple is our last remaining hope to save the US stock market

PLTR has still room to drill...TSLA puts might be risky cause that vote on Thursday

Which one should I do tmrw 1. TSLA puts 2. PLTR puts 3. QQQ puts

If anything is getting mega fuk it's gonna be TSLA. Every day, nothing but bad news, less sales. piss ass meme stock is done

NVDA still at like a 35 forward PE that ain’t bubble bro, TSLA at a 250+ PE is however

I should of held my TSLA puts 🤣🤣🤣🤣

TSLA gets torn limb from limb and sold for recycling EOW

Sold my tsla put too 🫩

Mostly SGOV and shorted TSLA in the am but it reversed too fast.

guess ill put another 1k in tsla calls......... 🤤

The Enron effect is simple. Zucky can't compete. TSLA at 350 P/E is a buy. META at 20 P/E is a sell.

yeah somewhere down the liine tsla might remove the safety driver

It’s seen as overvalued but TSLA at 350 p/e is a bargain

Please buy tsla

Market is oversold, a bounce is due tomorrow. Bought back NVDA at 197.1, AMZN at 249.2 and TSLA at 442.5, 443 👌👌👌👌

LETS MAKE ELON MUSK A TRILLIONAIRE! TSLA TO 2000!

That's TSLA

Just gonna watch TSLA to see if my put LEAPS come in the money, which they're not far from doing.

I just want to see TSLA drop so much that Elon gets margin called into selling shares to pay for TWTR

If you buy TSLA or PLTR your broker should mail you a complementary helmet

Four horseman of the bubble: TSLA, PLTR, NVDA and Bitcoin

There difference is TSLA actually had revenue and hard assets. PLTR is a pure software company with little intrinsic value and a product whose sales can't be ramped up easily.

I have $50K of deep OTM (\~50%) put options on NVDA and TSLA and short 200 shares of TSLA. Genuinely still feel like there is room to get more bearish lol...

PLTR made $4b in **revenue** last quarter but it’s market cap is $500b Burry is probably right on this one but he also lost his ass on TSLA so i’m not following

Too many bubbles and not enough liquidity. Crypto bubble, quantum bubble, ai bubble, nuclear bubble, whatever the fuck you wanna call TSLA and PLTR.

Damn what a crazy day. TSLA is still 1.4 TRILLION FUCKING DOLLARS!

lmao TSLA with the swan dive hot damn

TSLA still above $40. Market is still fake and ghey.

So what have we learned?? Well, at least TSLA is red

Although I’m a gey ber as recently as 48hrs ago. This shit about to pump hard, I just hope tsla and pltr BOTH go to 150 stat. META about to become uncucked 

Will Elon quit TSLA if the 1 Trillion package is not voted? Finally time for TSLA to pop?

Tsla puts are hilariously expensive at any duration.  But selling calls in any quantity is basically impossible because of broker/margin restrictions. I wonder if this is part of the reason it will not die. He's managed to engineer a situation in which shorting on leverage is practically impossible.

no jobs but AI is still cool, at least we got to jerk off with Grok AI companions. TSLA to the moon.

A day with all bullshit crashing, from tsla to pltr, and from shitcoins to vegans, is like a celebration of sanity. Earth is healing!

TSLA = BTC = 0. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

One rule of investing this year, TSLA can remain at 450 longer than you can stay hard

TSLA drilling like a mfer

How is TSLA not under $100? This is absolutely insane to me

TSLA investors going to vote on giving the entire company away to Edolf 🤡

TSLA investors: uh hey Elon why are all of Tesla's international sales plummeting Elon: I'll fix it.......for ONE TRILLION DOLLARS TSLA investors: holy fuck the genius did it again

Since Michael Burry is targeting PLTR and NVDA, I bought back TSLA at 451.5 and 452.

STC TSLA 11/14 450c @19.25 18.93 -> 19.25; 2% profit. 🫤 looks like the sellers are taking control again today. I’ll look to buy calls again later today or tomorrow.

Missed the spike on NFLX and it’s got me worried that it’s going to be flat for the rest of today again. 12.49 -> 12.88; 3% profit. Woo-hoo. 😂 Still holding that tsla call and some lulu 🪑s in the gambling port

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 366.816 before 16-Dec-2025 07:54 AM -05