TSLA

!p TSLA

TSLA and BYND have usefulness for humanity I think.

Need to put mstr, crypto, TSLA , Bynd, open, and game store bols in a time capsule so when humanity is destroyed aliens will understand what happened 

Today, $25k off of mainly TSLA, SPX and NVDA Call Options(mix of leaps, weekly and ODTE)

I’m about to be at a bar and gonna get myself a nice ass dinner when it comes to time here in California 😤 fucken stellar day today, TSLA and SPX was great today- trimmed some NVDA at $202(was not expecting it at all, thought we’d hover $193-195 before this push up!!!

Double is generous when Tsla has 312 PE

TSLA bears beware, they are the leader in self driving AI. You think Jensen won't pump it after Elon bought $100B in GPUs?

Will make so much money shortin TSLA before q4

Rotation out of everything into NVDA and TSLA of course

BREAKING: NVDA to buy TSLA, META, APPL and INTC.

Sell your shitty tsla and buy nvda !!!

Congrats to all the tsla 460+ bag holders 

Tsla trades at 300x forward earnings 

Tsla had its run, but I feel bad for all the bag holders when the bottom falls out 

That 300 PE on TSLA is gnarly

Weeeeee tsla puts

Jesus fucking christ. "[Tesla (TSLA)’s Earnings Call Was “Brilliant,” Says Jim Cramer](https://www.insidermonkey.com/blog/tesla-tslas-earnings-call-was-brilliant-says-jim-cramer-1635078/)" Content, paraphrased: "He talked about articulating hands, and NVidia. Brilliant!" Fuck all this fucking shit, I can't wait until it all burns down.

I would be so bricked if TSLA closes red

Why is tsla up off nvda announcing every car will be a robotaxi? Lol

tsla just got hit by hurricane melissa

tsla is immune to bears

my port is doing so far so good. long NVDA, MSFT, AMZN, TSLA, IBIT 😂😂😂😂😂

every +1% TSLA goes, I lose 1 paycheck

Bro if TSLA at $465 NVDA should be at like $400 😂

Lol TSLA memeing hard this week.

OMG, now dumbass TSLA will drag down my calls...

I wonder if I lost more money than the reporters who promised me TSLA would plummet with carbon credit gone

I’m in GLD, TSLA, BYND, NOK calls Good mix of autism and pure retardation

Tsla is insane

who needs food when you have TSLA STOCK

what is TSLA doing up at 466? this is naughty

tsla if you dont get down from up there im calling the cops

If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and TSLA, I would shoot TSLA twice.

TSLA 500 wen

Where’s the dude that Yolo’d Puts into TSLA based on vibes? I know he’s having a bad day.

Why is TSLA pumping daily? Lmao

TSLA is one of us, regarded

Sold out TSLA at 466 (cost 465.5, 466), goodbye.

LMFAO TSLA

Am I reading this right? The P/E ratio for INTC is 2.84k??? Even TSLA, whom everyone claims is the most overvalued is at 302.3.

is there even a bs reason for TSLA to be up or is it just ??? profit

tsla wtf is your problem

Alternate theory: Musk is orchestrating a TSLA stock pump so if the Nov 5 shareholder vote for his $1 trillion salary fails, he can leave the company claiming that the stock is at an all time high and everyone else made Tesla fail

wtf $meta has crazier swings than $tsla

Massive beat? Open the trapdoor. Massive miss, but TSLA? TO THE MOON

Currently shorting TSLA with 88.5% of my portfolio.

All the gambling money is going into BYND what will happen to tsla

AMD tsla and palantir yes but market as a whole is okay, earnings are solid

STC 5x tsla 10/31 450c today… 3x14.5 and 2x19.4; 5x5.23 -> 3x14.5 + 2x19.4; 26.15 -> 82.3; 215% profit 🥳

$MSFT announces big deal with OPENAI : Up 2.6% $TSLA nothing happening, up casually 2.6%