TSLA

When will TSLA start acting like a real stock. If it was at the same PE as NVDA it would be a $50 stock which would be completely retarded since NVDA is growing and TSLA is shrinking by literally all metrics. NVDA made as much profit this quarter as TSLA will make in 10 YEARS if they keep this growth rate. Let that sink in for a moment.

They're going to take TSLA out back and shoot it next week. If you look at the 5Y chart, it does this all the time where it pumps to some crazy peak, stays there for some time, and then drills. So it will drill to at least 350, and then will see what happens from there.

Why are TSLA calls so expensive? June $500 are like $22

Coinbase up 12% and TSLA is stable. Thank god the worst companies are stores of value.

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 310.0 before 07-Mar-2026 03:38 PM -05

He’s also out. I bought SPY calls he bought TSLA calls

Meta going back to 600 LMAO Honestly fuck this, should’ve sold for breakeven My bad for buying a company that shits out money rather than TSLA

Fucking TSLA is going to be 430 by close isn't it?

TSLA is the only mag7 stock worth buying, no major capex issues and a robust plan for forward growth

I’m with you + RKLB and TSLA go to space young man!

Let’s go tsla show them ghey bears 🚀 to the moon !

Qqq 585 TSLA 385 today too much to ask for?

Don't, idk about TSLA but PLTR is going to rip today

Keep going pls $tsla

Breaking: Elon announces TSLA will now start making breakfast burritos.

So TSLA is for sure going down long term but I would highly doubt not before some pops. I rode puts down but bought calls at close. This fade don’t last. Just wait for man boy Musk to say some ridiculous shit, something something in the future robots will delete work…retail goes nuts

If you took TSLA PE ratio and went backwards in how many years it takes for their earnings to be worth the price, you land in the middle of the Thirty Years War in the first half of the 1600’s lmao

Tsla opening under 410 tomorrow

Santa, I know we may not agree on everything, but $380 TSLA out of nowhere tomorrow would be the best early birthday present ever!

Need TSLA 400 tomorrow

Pltr tsla puts lfg

Tomorrow morning I am going to sell all my AMZN and put it all into TSLA. I'm tired of being on the losing side.

Mag 7’s ytd: META +2.8% AAPL +1.7% NVDA +.6% GOOG -1.3% TSLA -2.2% AMZN -9.9% MSFT -14.5%

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Why can't I physically buy puts mayne ? It has been months since the last time I made a single directional bet that was short . And it was shorting TSLA when elon was having a fight . Gods I was so brave then

🌽 is a meme indicator Best use case So when you’re wondering when your fake companies like POET, or OPEN, or TSLA will go up just use that to gauge 

Murdered every meme except left TSLA near 420 Dunno what it means

TSLA

I wouldn't be buying AI stocks right now but I wouldn't be shorting either. It's like a TSLA situation, everything says bearish but it stays bullish in the longrun. And everyone bags on AI yet they use it multiple times per day for any question/prompt and that's just the basic LLM application of AI.

5 year returns. Some of the mag 7 are boomer stocks at his point SPY 77% MSFT Microsoft ~70.5% TSLA Tesla ~42.5% AMZN Amazon ~40.7%

Yet TSLA moons

!p TSLA

TSLA = Generic Samsung Apple Wannabe RIVN is not there yet.. Lucid has a much more refined look

Rivn = aapl of cars. Tsla = nazi blackberry.

getting some tsla love

My move is to watch my TSLA, PLTR, IBITS, QQQ, and FIG puts to determine if I should go to Wendy’s or Sushi for V-day.

Pretty much ITM with my puts, but TSLA going down 15-20% tomorrow would be pretty legit. A guy can dream.

It's a good start, but TSLA is still way too high.

# Wallstreet: Google is leading the AI race but 30x p/e would be too much # Also wallstreet: TSLA is losing EV/AI and whatever else it does we should price it around 400x earnings

TSLA has another -1.5% in it, I can feel it

# TSLA, MSFT ,and META in particular need to be bankrupt!

i think i go back to being a toxic bitcoin maximalist, fuck stonks. makes no fun whatsoever. As long as TSLA is priced anything above 200$ i refuse to accept the markets rule. This is dogshit.

If TSLA wants to crash to like $350 tomorrow I wouldn’t cry. 

the 600k TSLA PUT guy could have actually made a lot of money if they held...

How the fuck is TSLA holding this 418 line

Tsla 5 year underperforming spy. I've grown old enough for it to a boomer stock

Rate my dystopian evil port: UNH, PLTR, TSLA, LMT, META, JPM

The death of corn pltr and tsla is healing the world needs

Surprised TSLA isn’t down 5% on a market downturn