TSLA

Because TSLA would go bankrupt. TSLA of all companies does not really have what it takes to compete with China.

WTF CHAT, TSLA GOOG SPY WAR?

10% is normal no-news day for TSLA. That news will double the stock price

Why do I feel like Elon will confirm spacex merging with TSLA rumours soon and the stock bounce 10%

Both hood and bull are at the mercy of pfof manipulation which is already rampant beyond comprehension. Only reason hood popped is becouse vlad proved to stakeholders he could win a lawsuit against not only the common folk but even held up against the fucking senate, dude laughed at the fucking country and ate desert with citadel at the orgy afterward, if anything they owed the man, so they pumped his company with the old pumper algo (same thing they used to pump tsla). Its not worth its mkt cap but market isnt about that. Its about whos the better scammer.

Whenever you think tsla can’t get any gayer they just added a docking simulator

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Therex26 made a bet that TSLA would go to 420.0 within **6 days** when it was 441.509 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

#Ban Bet Lost /u/JohnnyMadrid made a bet that TSLA would go to 425.0 within **1 day** when it was 435.36 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 4 wins and 6 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

#Ban Bet Lost /u/burneraccount1819 made a bet that TSLA would go to 485.6599 within **1 week** when it was 441.509 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 3 wins and 52 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

If AVGO > TSLA, do we say mag8 now or what?

Maggy 7's 2026 YTD: $AMZN +6.98% $GOOG +3.51% $MSFT -1.07% $META -1.51% $NVDA -2.57% $TSLA -2.71% $AAPL -4.71% And for reference: $SPY +1.24% $QQQ +1.09%

#TSLA GANG Members checking in

Did that work on TSLA?

I literally sold all my tsla stock at 10am for a 0.30% gain cause I thought the supreme ruling would make stocks fall and then nothing happened and I lost out on 1.5% of gains as tsla was up 2% for day. Could have been up a couple thousand more😤😤

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/no_sporks** bet **TSLA** goes from **445.12** to **490.0** before **20-Feb-2026 04:27 PM EST** Their record is 5 wins and 4 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

!banbet TSLA $490 6w

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Rrrandomalias made a bet that TSLA would go to 440.0 within **4 hours** when it was 444.186 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 11 wins and 54 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Suomalainen1010 made a bet that TSLA would go to 464.27299999999997 within **3 days** when it was 433.9 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

Lost my whole port on 0DTE TSLA puts. Farewell all

TSLA robotaxi announcement at next earnings...shhh dont say i didnt tell you

incoming TSLA EoD gigapump

WRONG. Buy TSLA calls and hold forever

PAPER HANDS. I'm buying the dip in TSLA.

That's great son. If you figured out multiplication, you're qualified to buy TSLA

Friday TSLA pump like clockwork

So why is tsla green exactly? Missed deliveries, growth is -20% yoy, Elon punted the robotaxi 12 months out....lol. What is the positive catalyst?

TSLA going to 430.. TODAY!$

Is OKLO the new TSLA? In that there is no good reason for it to go up, but maybe I should just put my money in it if I want to make money?

Fake dump 📉💩 buy the dip you apes 🦍 TSLA 🚀🚀🚀 to 450 EOD 💎🙌 trust me bro 🤝😤

Intel - up 10% because 🥭 says he likes the stock AVGO, MU - Up due to the same tweet, even though they weren't mentioned TSLA - Up for no reason, probably financial crime This green is fake AF but loading up on cheap SOXL yesterday's gonna pay for these translator earbuds

TSLA puts because I don’t like ketamine

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/NVDAismyg0d** bet **TSLA** goes from **446.75** to **433.35** before **14-Jan-2026 01:17 PM EST** Their record is 1 wins and 1 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

!banbet $tsla -3% 5d

Tsla 450? 👀

TSLA 🚀🚀🚀 to $2000 or I'm eating ramen 🍜 behind the Wendy's dumpster 🗑️ with my wife's boyfriend 💎🙌😭

Tsla really the strongest when things are most uncertain lmao

Why TSLA suddenly got pumped ???

im tsla bol i wanna suck elons c0ck

Just grabbed some long dated TSLA calls here 😘😘😘

!banbet TSLA 440 4h

Tsla or spy puts 0dte or too risky

I started at $1300. Dropped to $1000 when market opened because of NVDA. After switching to TSLA, INTC, and SPY, I’m at $4k. Finally green port after 3 months of holding NVDA. Not too shabby of a day.

Tsla puts?

# Senators urged Apple and Google to remove Musk’s X and Grok from app stores over sexual deepfakes “Turning a blind eye to X’s egregious behavior would make a mockery of your moderation practices,” three Democratic senators wrote to Apple’s and Google’s CEOs. Dems will bury Elon at any opportunity. TSLA puts when libs are in office will be free af.

Dropped my TSLA for a solid $10 gain only to see what I would’ve made, tf

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 450.0 before 14-Jan-2026 07:02 AM -05

Why won’t TSLA stop pumping 😡 🪤

TSLA up $8 today on.... nothing really.

TSLA $500 inc, I don't make the rules I buy the corruption 🙂‍↕️

There is no reason for tsla to be pumping this hard